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Category: Film & Animation

He's super cute do you just love getting to be home with them all the time yeah i do i love it you're an artist right i i used to be a wow but that feels like a lifetime ag goally definitely we get it i used to be a stripper the before times [music] nobody in this family can clean their own butts no... Read more

Category: Entertainment

He's super cute do you just love getting to be home with him all the [music] time can't i do i love it you're an artist right well i i used to be wowow but that feels like a lifetime ago literally definitely we get it i used to be a stripper the before times nobody in this family can clean their own... Read more

Category: Comedy

Here we go one woman seven men 0 in 401k savings let's do it we are suddenly in seattle and jen is walking down a road under a bridge that looks like it should be in an episode of law and order svu why would they put her here there's got to be a better place for her to walk as slow as possible they're... Read more

Category: Comedy

Here we go one woman four families who never asked to be on tv in the first place let's do it our first stop is houston where they show cows you're never going to see a cow if you go to houston you're going to see highways you're going to be in one part of town and someone's going to tell you wait a... Read more

Category: Comedy

We go one woman three fantasy suites three beds with wet spots to avoid let's do it so we're in hawaii this guy's giving very much survivor vibes like if your roommate walked in just now they're like oh survivor it's on you'd have to be like no i'm going to watch a woman maybe have sex with three men... Read more

Category: Comedy

So we start the men tell all episode with grant telling his mom that he's going to be the future bachelor and this conversation goes smoother than any conversation has ever gone with my own mom my mom would be like what why am i on speaker elaine satchler i play pickle ball with her why are you talking... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert i'm dak shepard and although she is not currently present she is present in the interview worry not miniature mouse is here quick thank you to everybody who came to the salt lake city show we had the most excellent time it was so wonderful to be out in the... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] i see you're lost you're feeling off hope isn't gone yeah you got to remember now just take a breath just take a step and do your best to keep your head up off the ground you are made for something great illuminate the world you don't know just what i know [music] brilliant [music] time for... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert i'm dan rather i'm joined by what's another famous monica nobody monica the the the singer monica no last name i don't even know that that's you're thinking of madonna no there was a singer named monica in the '90s i think 2000s and she didn't have a last name... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Andon athlete rebecca chip is fighting for her life at the moy teaching and referral hospital with doctors reporting that the olympian suffered 80% burns the mother of two was reportedly attacked by an alleged former boyfriend at her house on sunday dowsing her in petrol before setting her on fire today... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Ugandan olympic runner rebecca cheptegei set on fire by her boyfriend Read more

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight has made history as the first black woman to serve on the u.s. supreme court and has just written a book about her life called "lovely one." please welcome to "the late show," supreme court justice ketanji... Read more

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, everybody! we are back with the author of "lovely one," supreme court justice ketanji brown jackson. sometimes justices, as you sent, will read distance from the bench. not always. when does that happen? is that when you really want to send a message, whether it's you or someone of... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

I'm sure you've heard the news francis tifo is making waves in the tennis world from his dazzling debut as a teenager to his epic run at the us open this guy is pure magic on the court remember that insane five- set thriller against federer or his jaw-dropping victory over nadal tfo's got the grit and... Read more

Category: Comedy

I'm jimmy i'm the host i i've returned from the woods i uh i br relax please i'm frightened i'm i am well that's very nice i i uh i was on summer vacation uh this summer i turned pretty i'm back i had a great summer uh before we get into the show i just want to take a minute to thank the team at the... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight is a 22-year-old singer and songwriter who in her spare time collects grammy and academy awards this is her latest album is called hit me hard and soft and the hit me hard and soft world tour starts september 29th in quebec please welcome billy ish [applause] well thanks for... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a former air force pilot and the only former republican congressman invited to speak at the democratic national convention donald trump is a weak man pretending to be strong he is a small man pretending to be big he's a faithless man pretending to be righteous he's a perpetrator who... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Uh help yikes this is um i'm intrigued on many levels because how did you not know for how did how did she keep this from you for a year a year you have to make content very frequently to keep up with that business guessing she wasn't doing in the living room um Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert experts on expert i'm dak shepard i'm joined by monica padman hello hello this is an exciting one for me as you love magic so much i had no idea the scope of my love i guess no i was pretty aware of that i remember you going to new york and you were inconsolable... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Em nao's true self comes out at 2024 us openen emma naro keeps it close to the best in her press conferences the rising 23-year-old who dethroned defending champion cocoa to reach her first us open quarterfinal speaks about her tennis with the calculated phrasing of a political science professor but... Read more