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Category: Comedy

All right all right all right are you gonna puke no i'm ready for this all right you got to close your eyes then okay all right i'm g see if i can do it welcome welcome welcome it's armchair expert i'm your resident expert dan shepard i'm joined by monica mae how you doing miss mouse i'm good that's... Read more

Category: Comedy

Did i do this last time oh maybe but it's bound to happen mr d mr d hold on let me just let me get my b you f no i was just getting my body oh you know he gets his body kind of right he does a lot of the work with his body oh you notice that right the way he moves yeah hees yeah he gets himself like... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert i'm buck minister and i'm joined by lily pad buck minister yeah that's the street that ken kennedy grew up on you know the famous story where he got pulled over as a 16 in his mustang and the cop was being very aggressive to him he came up to the window and... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

काम ठीक से नहीं करोगी ना तो मुर्गा बनाऊंगा वा सूखा बनाना भैया ठंडी भीर हम मंगवा लेंगे [संगीत] [प्रशंसा] Read more

Category: News & Politics

Why jeffrey jones won't be returning as charles deetz in the highly anticipated beetlejuice 2! Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro kate kate are you okay welcome to miz mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the best times that versatile snl performer kate mckinnon got her co-stars laughing and breakfast and breakfast means morning here number 10 weekend update ruth bader ginsburg on not retiring kate mckinnon has... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-our first guest tonight is an emmy-winning actress and comedian you know from her work on "saturday night live" and "barbie." this weekend, she makes her "snl" hosting debut with musical guest billie eilish, airing live on nbc and peacock. please welcome back to the show my very good friend kate mckinnon,... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-welcome back. we're here with kate mckinnon. and kate, i don't need to tell you this. you were in "barbie" this year. [ applause ] -yeah, i was. yeah. -but i didn't know this, that you and greta gerwig, roommates in college. look at that. -we were in the same suite. -okay, i'm gonna count it. -we were... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro but enough about the past it's time to look forward to the future welcome to miz mojo and today we're counting down our picks for kate mckinnon's funniest acting on the show this includes both recurring characters and one-off roles by the comedian wow what floor were you guys on number 30 deanie... Read more

Category: Comedy

Santa cla your welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for kate mckinnon's funniest and most entertaining impersonations from her time on snl i'm sorry i broke it's too funny number 20 joy bear in this hilarious parody of the view kate mckinnon plays one of the show's main state... Read more

Category: Comedy

Joy bear santa cla your dre welcome to miz mojo and today we're counting down our picks for kate mckinnon's funniest and most entertaining impersonations from her time on snl i'm sorry i broke it's too funny number 20 joy bear in this hilarious parody of the view kate mckinnon plays one of the show's... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] i am finally all right piece of view time uh a little bit all right here's the story for tellies for tells fratellis fratellis we're at it's inside a bar called over under which looks like it's um if you're watching hbo the last of us it kind of looks like it it is in the middle of like uh a... Read more

Category: Sports

False start darren's muted i was gonna say i couldn't hear classic classic what a start to the i'm muted just like the team tonight guys wow i'm just illustrating how they played this was a performative thing i like yeah well now it is welcome to happy sfot your postgame show i'm darren miller i'm i... Read more

Category: Sports

Intro this video is going to hurt me because for the first time in my entire life i believe the chicago bears have a chance now i was never scared of justin fields i never cared about jake cutler not once was i ever worried about any single player that chicago put on that mantle and said this is our... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Speaking of sequels has uh have you seen deadpool and wolverine i have yeah i didn't see that i have yet to see that how many times have you seen it that's once that's all you need that's i mean that's all i need yeah really i mean i'll see it again when it's well no i don't have disney plus but like... Read more

Category: Comedy

What time is it oh bro it's 3:00 a.m. it's 3:00 a.m. bro it was just 1:36 a moment ago i'm not lying look bro what happened did we travel to the future i'm not going to lie it might be the zaza oh my gosh bro where' you get this from what substance is this my plug must have got us that quantum i've... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] well it looks like and it could be and it probably is a little after 7: a.m. on a sleepy saturday morning in kosia which right now is as lively and exciting as any other town in the world at 700 a.m. except here this cool cool jck with hot hot rock nam me l back larry in the mind of mellow middle... Read more

Category: Entertainment

So this is the right thing right we said we want to do what's right right guys i got to go call me when you get home i'll come over okay okay everything's going to be just fine i know it i love you too [music] okay it just doesn't seem to want to fit mrs sitwell are you sure this is a five and a half... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Oh oh [music] [applause] [music] w oh [music] oh [music] [music] do and then there was something on 12 do any my brother's graduation all right yeah i it sounds ridiculous but i'm in a wedding party and par answer just be like no will be able to come so we're hoping at the end of jun um they plan to... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] welcome to tonight's presidential debate between butthead and kla harris you chicks want to like get it on or something commala you got your start with the help of willie brown would you continue to see willie if it meant that doing so would further help your career yes i would w i would i think... Read more