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Category: Entertainment

Intro [music] [applause] on the air since 1992 so no i'm not going to say enough hey everybody hello for those of you who don't know me i'm jay and um i've worked with scott since june of 1986 so welcome and thank you for coming and um i know i know a lot of you but i'm sure more of you know me than... Read more

Category: Comedy

This is a real knife don't worry about it grasshopper i i don't know i i really i i i don't think i should it's okay come on god i'm really sorry i i i i i i didn't mean it i are you all right i'm fine like a lot of beginning students you attacked me wrong oh you're supposed to come at me like this... Read more

Category: Sports

Yeah game week [music] n [music] [music] he he [music] [music] [music] he [music] he d [music] [music] [music] [music] he d [music] you mik me here we go three guys on the couch welcome to the show guys thanks for joining us on a tuesday night welcome to the official unofficial ohio state buckeye show... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Was harrison walts to sit down with cnn for exclusive first joint interviews since campaign began ooh a pre-recorded conversation oh i can't believe cala her first ex exclusive interview she has to have her handler with her oh you got to have tim la there to save the day just in case you say something... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] if your idea of classic comedy is the pink panther you're a blake edwards fan but how well do you know the man behind the lens blake edwards a love story in 24 frames dives deep into the life of this cinematic icon from archival footage to interviews with his wife julie andrews and other collaborators... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Did you know the average american spends 11 hours a day staring at screens so when a&t goes down it's like a mass game of marco polo but instead of yelling marco everyone's just silently panicking and refreshing their apps what's the funniest way you've dealt with an at&t outage did you resort to carrier... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

क्या कहूं बेटा हमारे धंधे में सबको कभी कभी ऐसा जानवर मिल ही जाता है जैसे जंग में सिपाही को ऐसा हमारे धंधे में भी होता है होश दुनिया का होश तुम लोग है क्या बेटा तू फिक्र मत कर मैंने तेरी जान का सदका उतार कर गरीब में बाट दिया है न पु का नाटक नहीं करके पुलिस स्टेशन में रपट लिखाई होती ना तो अबतल हैवान पकड़ा तो जाता अगर पुलिस में रपट खाती ना हम सबको अंदर कर लेती अंदर करती तो करती उस अराम जादे को सजा तो मिलती य बेटी कौन सा तीर मार लिया... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

I will never look at sports the same way after seeing these paralympic moments let's catch the best bits this year the paro olympics has been a roller coaster of emotion and athleticism from jaw-dropping performances in track and field to incredible feats in swimming we've witnessed history in the making... Read more

Category: Education

Negara-negara ini tuh yakin banget kalau terpilihnya putin di pemilu tahun 2024 ini ini tuh enggak lepas dari kecurangan dan tindakan-tindakan yang enggak adilladir pu 8% hampir separuh warga rusia tuh sangat mendukung keputusan-keputusan putin terutama keputusan mereka buat kita bahas pemilu-pemilu... Read more

Category: Education

Jadi rusia tuh ngerasanya kalau ukraina emang gak ada apa-apa gak mungkin dong para pelaku ini kaburnya ke sana dan di sisi lain setelah dicurigai terlibat pihak ukraina langsung nolak tuduhan ini nih bahkan zelenski presiden ukraina dia kita bahas yang panas-panas lagi nih dan gua yakin lu pasti udah... Read more

Category: Comedy

As a single woman i go on nearly five dates a week not to find love but to get a free dinner am i out of order for getting rich men i don't fancy to buy me delicious and expensive meals this is from ply 27 a genius from manchester you were doing exactly the right thing polly the gender wage gap can... Read more

Category: Comedy

You i i want you to organize my sx regular in order of po sle with the most oh my what you talking you [applause] no you love i'm just like you're a bad [applause] [music] girl Read more

Category: Comedy

Keep kicking her don't stop kicking her you show we off e class clowny center of attention type in school i certainly was frust into situations where i had to present things so you sort of learn special skills like presenting skills um but i was really lazy so i didn't want to do it so we done we done... Read more

Category: Comedy

You've got a problem with young people yeah okay all of them in their phon oh okay we need to get them to see the real yes world look what is that i think that's a plastic bag of a tree that is liben i i assume rosy got found these kids on the internet i'm not sure about the ethics of that selfish hi... Read more

Category: Music

Recently i was on the first st so i thought i press by taking her to a m because i am a [ __ ] big deal and in there was greg davies and horn and tim k so on one and i wanted to come cr as a lovely day but on the other hand i really want to be on tou sm so i told that as an audition we sat down and... Read more

Category: Music

I like to treat myself to a weakly m nice j a massage i like to be quiet and then some fortunately we going through rental problems and i know which [ __ ] and i understand that may getting the massage in the house that i have bought is privileg on privileg what she a bit complain they will let her... Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: Entertainment

The first joke i ever wrote. as you can tell from my voice, i suffer from being northern. thank you. thank you. let me address the disabled elephant in the room. that's what my mum calls me. joining me in the studio this episode is writer, actor, and comedian rosie jones. known for her sharp wit and... Read more

Category: Comedy

You think you can only have fun on your phone but i have a big bag of happ games see we got some cones oh con le closer is how i you should have fun back in the day and it never did me and sky sky sky [music] sky stay i'm doing it shall i sing and no Read more

Category: Comedy

Comedy central's award-winning game show is back with brand new episodes areic ready daddy host rosie jones has more challenges for her celebrity friends to prove who's the best at judging people we're talking about who thinks they're the lick but will our celebrity teams put rosy's regulars in the... Read more