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Category: Comedy

[music] an irishman mick was on who wants to be a millionaire he had already won €500,000 you''ve done very well said the presenter but for a million eur you've only got one lifeline left phone a friend which of the following birds does not build its own nest a sparrow b thrush c magpie d cuckoo i don't... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight has made history as the first black woman to serve on the u.s. supreme court and has just written a book about her life called "lovely one." please welcome to "the late show," supreme court justice ketanji... Read more

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, everybody! we are back with the author of "lovely one," supreme court justice ketanji brown jackson. sometimes justices, as you sent, will read distance from the bench. not always. when does that happen? is that when you really want to send a message, whether it's you or someone of... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you. welcome. well, guys, earlier today, students across the country went back to school. yeah. of course, the first day of school is always emotional. this morning, my kids were crying when i put them on the bus. and... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Welcome back may is asian-american and pacific islander heritage month it's a time for celebrating the rich history and culture of tens of millions of americans that includes my next guest he is a three-time par olympic medalist for team usa in 2012 he won bronze and in both 2016 and 2020 he won silver... Read more

Category: Comedy

My son doesn't care about anything he called me the day he's like hey dad i'm in the car yeah i don't know i guess uh i guess i'm out of gas right now what do you mean you don't know joe are you moving is the car moving i'm not moving i'm not moving i'm put put my foot on a pedal i'm not going anywhere... Read more

Category: Gaming

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Category: People & Blogs

मटर जल्दी से घर आ जाओ घर में सा आ गया य से र गया होगा ंदर की साइड गया [संगीत] होगा प देखो वही गया होगा व [संगीत] मिल मि [संगीत] नया यार कहां क ढूंढा मिल क्यों नहीं रहा है ये अब तो रात में अच्छी नींद भी नहीं आएगी वो देखो कैमरा आप दोनों के साथ प्रैंक हुआ है Read more

Category: Entertainment

Why did charles ler bring a dictionary to the italian grand prix don't know why because he knew he'd need all the winning definitions to explain to piastri and norris Read more

Category: Sports

Hey welcome to my channel um if you saw um the monza race it was pretty interesting put it that way um i will say this um i think we are witnessing you're in the process of witnessing another uh case of uh not another case of but more so to the point like what oscar piastri and his brilliance of a driver... Read more

Category: Sports

Scotty what what happened on that shot out of the bunker i shanked it why did you shake it uh so there's a the club like there's the straight part of the face and then over here is the huzzle and on that one specifically i i caught too much of that part of the face then that's why i went to the right... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back! -hi. -here's your tour right there. come on. that's a big deal. -thank you. thank you so much. -taylor, you came on the show and did stand-up here. it was one of your first appearances. i was so happy and lucky to have you. i'm, like, the biggest fan of yours. -thank you so much. yeah,... Read more

Category: Comedy

Traci stumf - my own college i didn't go to college yeah yeah thank you you know i'm okay with the fact that i didn't go to college it's the entire world that is not okay with the fact that i did not go to college and when you don't go to college you notice stuff about life you know like what i've noticed... Read more

Category: Sports

Mickey dale along with george kov will be bringing the action between two long ago desert leak foes haven't faced each other in a long time though been about 20 years i believe almost 20 years 2008 was the last time that the cers and scots faced off and in that it was two shutouts one 62 to nothing... Read more

Category: Gaming

Coming up be a little rusty coming back from his his retirement he had god pressure oh oh get out the johnny get out the block for me block for me green block green block goofy flipping burgers oh hey kids potty and i took jobs flipping burgers so we could be just like our hero spongebob squarepants... Read more

Category: Gaming

Teach let me pass the ball bro we running it again nah coach n we got to get this ball in the air bro why they oh god see [applause] [music] it's a i threw the hell out that ball that was a blind read bro damn co coach you say you wanted to run it you say you wanted to you say you wanted to run it [applause] Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to the show. -hi. -i have a lot to talk to you about. first of all, i want to say congratulations on "cocaine bear." that was a giant smash hit. and funny. you brought comedy -- people are making comedies again. -yeah. -thank you for doing that. and also "bottoms." -"bottoms," yeah. we... Read more

Category: Comedy

Intro -welcome back, everybody. we're hanging out with elizabeth banks now! [ cheers and applause ] elizabeth, i feel that we have a good connection going right now. and i have a game that we could play to prove it. it's time for the jinx challenge. here we go. -♪ j-j-jinx, j-j-jinx challenge ♪ -all... Read more

Category: Comedy

-"the unraveling." melanie, thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate this. i was just with you, uh, two weeks ago in paris at the olympics. -we had to represent america. -we did have to represent america. we were rooting for usa all the way. yeah. -we were in a very french, british booth. -yes.... Read more

Category: Pets & Animals

Eastern equin entis e western equin entis we and venezuelan equin entis ve are caused by alpha viruses birds and rodents are the primary reservoirs but unvaccinated horses are susceptible and these diseases are infectious to humans eastern equin entis is most common and found in the united states especially... Read more