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Category: News & Politics

Detro and god this is a very rambunctious crowd this is a rambunctious crow well hello to son it's great to be with you i love i love this place we've been very successful here as you know and i'm thrilled to be back in the great state of arizona with thousands of proud hardworking american patriots... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Does know what bacon cost a pound he doesn't know what milk costs cuz it doesn't matter so let's be clear this guy wants the tax cuts for himself to underfund government and then those incredible public servants and i want to say this to the mayor to the county commissioners to the folks who are here... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

How do you answer that why were you spared so there had to be some great power cuz you just can't say millions to one millions to one i used to say a million to one it's much more than that because again you have to pull down the sign you have to there has to be a reason to go right and i never go right... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Case in florida case was thrown out with deranged jack smith deranged prosecutor that if he devoted his efforts to violent crime and to the border which they should have uh would be a lot better position as a country in one sweetheart deal kamala gave only 12 years to a monster known as david taylor... Read more

Category: Gaming

My fellow americans over the past 3 and 1/2 years we've made great progress as a nation today america has its strongest economy in the world we made some historic investments in rebuilding our nation in lowering prescription grug drug cost for seniors and in expanding affordable health care to record... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Has the latest. reporter that's right. after kamala harris was hunkered down here in pittsburgh, she took a break from debate prep, saying that was the best part of the process. watch being at this spice store, i finally got out of the debate prep to look at these spices. best part of debate prep so... Read more

Category: News & Politics

E e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e e for for e e e e e face meeting ever a historic race for president upend just weeks ago president biden withdrawing after his last debate donald trump now up against a new opponent the candidates separated by the smallest of margins essentially tied... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Kamala harris. what's up? good debate. thank you. welcome to you both. it's wonderful to have you. it's an honor to have you both here tonight. we have inflation. like very few people have ever seen before. probably the worst in our nation's history. this has been a disaster for people, for the middle... Read more

Category: News & Politics

And he's going to talk about immigration a lot tonight even when it's not the subject that is being raised and i'm going to actually do something really unusual and i'm going to invite you to attend one of donald trump's rallies because it's a really interesting thing to watch and what you will also... Read more

Category: Education

The people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there well as i said you're going to hear a bunch of lies and that's not actually a surprising fact she's a marxist everybody knows she's a marxist her father's a marxist professor in economics... Read more

Category: Education

A new york times sienna college poll found that despite a surge of enthusiasm for democrats following harris's entry into the race trump continued to hold a slight national lead he garnered the support of 48% of likely voters compared to 47% for harris the debate touched on a broad array of topics and... Read more

Category: Comedy

Okay let's welcome the candidates to the stage kla harris have a good debate see you have fun thank you madam vice president those earrings are looking lovely on you tonight they remind me of these nova wireless audio earrings i've seen before that allow direct communication into one's ear but because... Read more

Category: News & Politics

>>> while the truck team >>> while the truck team elevates conspiracy theories about immigrants it is worth remembering that two years ago jd vance won his senate race by stoking fears about migrants in the state of ohio as tim walz the state of ohio as tim walz gets ready to debate trump's running... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

By 81 million people so let's be clear about that and clearly he is having a very difficult time processing that but we cannot afford to have a president of the united states who attempts as he did in the past to upend the will of the voters in a free and fair election and i'm going to tell you that... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Kla harris let have a good debate see you have fun thank you people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustion and boredom people don't leave my rallies we have the biggest rallies the most incredible rallies and it wasn't long before the former president was saying things like this she's a marxist... Read more

Category: Comedy

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there Read more

Category: People & Blogs

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Category: Comedy

Jimmy kimmel no talent now he wouldn't do a show i guy's terrible jimmy kimmel show's practically dead nobody will watch jimmy kimmel every night his ratings are terrible he's not a talented guy i thought he was our lousy host jimmy kimel live tonight on abc the worst network is abc i think abc is a... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Oh my god it's finally here the following program does not have a normal intro because i was really too busy smoothing other things over to get it done so s good evening everybody welcome to a special edition of the follow program with your host your host joe nman aka good logic i hope you're as amped... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Chicago police say they are investigating after a window was damaged at the business on lincoln and ansley car says the damage is similar to bullet holes found at the muslim community center on labor day weekend more than 230 workers at a plant on the southwest side are expected to lose their jobs wheatland... Read more