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Category: Comedy

I shouldn't make fun of you but all your friends probably go to her class is all i'm guessing right there i i'll probably get to know you too a little bit you said hope not i hope not you don't want late people in your class no i teach special ed so i you teach special ed yeah so i hope not i did not... Read more

Category: Comedy

Did you sure say isis it's her name change it it's your last or first name first name the easiest one to change what's your last name hamas what is it sherlock sherlock the only way this name could be worse is if her first name was no shit is that one for me yeah all right i'll take it give me that... Read more

Category: Comedy

Is there pakistani porn mia khalifa mia khalifa she's not pakistani i bet do people you think yeah do you think people come up to her and go hey i thought you were great and butts and boobs four and she's like that wasn't me give me the plot of butts and boobs one and then i'll tell you how we got to... Read more

Category: Comedy

Ray is my last name so first of all rachel is what they were thinking because rachel ray yeah and i'll take it from here but i think that there's something about my special uh you grab it you twist it you bop it you seen the commercials dog you want to tone it down or [music] not girls love to know... Read more

Category: Comedy

You know that that joker to i think is coming out it's a it's a musical but they don't want to admit that it's a musical because you know all the the guys don't want to be like i'm seeing a musical and there was so there was a press conference with lady gaga today and and she said she said it's not... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You ever like go to the bathroom and you're like you're like going to the bathroom and you're like all right i'm going to go pee i'm going to this door and uh you get to the door and it's locked you like oh and your bladder like you lied to me you ever do that you like all right it's fine your blad's... Read more

Category: Comedy

Like i just can't get enough of you if you guys want to ask questions let's ask some questions everyone says hi i love her i love her everyone is obsessed with you this is all incredibly positive well thank you guys i love you all um hi everyone i like the way you talk you like the way i talk you really... Read more

Category: Comedy

We to [music] amazing exceeded expectations we waited outside for like 10 15 minutes but worth it now one when i come to nashville this is the spot every time it was amazing i love the chicken i love the potato salad and the mac and cheese we love it we should move to natur shout out to hatty bees man... Read more

Category: Comedy

Which app are you on a hinge how how do you try to present do you try to present funny i just try to show my hobbies i like comedy i like live music i play pokemon video game yeah okay listen don't miss you just gave women50 reasons not to take i play the video game competitively so i like go to tournament... Read more