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Category: Film & Animation

The ambulance can't be here for 20 minutes can you hold it i can't hold it does anyone have any medical experience i was chief sergeant for the last 22 years alison i need your help okay fine come on i'm going in you just put your fist up a wrong hole if i had the dollar for every time i heard that... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

You enjoy the performance commendator oh very much um this is dr feld curator over the capon library you're ai i'm are you from america do not originally i've traveled there i've always wanted to visit new england especially i've enjoyed many excellent meals there i noticed you wrapped up in the libretto... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Dr fel chief inspector commendator how can i be of service sorry i'm investigating the disappearance of your predecessor de i was wondering assessor implies i have the job unfortunately i don't not yet though i am hopeful they are letting me look out to the library for ien uh the officers who first... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

I need you to listen to me something really bad happened you remember louis folie from high school i went to his apartment but when i showed up louis no no get away from me what he was smiling at me ladies and gentlemen sky riley you were in the middle of a big world tour you okay i keep seeing this... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] people always ask for something new it's inevitable at 50 well it stops have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself younger more beautiful more [music] perfect one single injection unlocks your dna and will release another version of [music] yourself this is the [music] substance i'm... Read more

Category: News & Politics

No mr president we don't have double digigit inflation because the people are living too well we have double digit inflation because government is living too well our first priority must always be world peace the use of force is always the last resort these are the kind of elements of a national health... Read more

Category: News & Politics

The man who all his years in the senate voted against every weapon system except slingshots is now talking tough about our adversaries and the need for national security know what he's talking about you're right he doesn't to those of you who too far away to hear a lady up here said he doesn't know... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

There is a fine line between sanity and madness that is endemic to all cultures terry i like your eyes are you dr michs yes i'm homicide detective lucas boyd two kids are dead they were butchered like hogs you know what these writings are don't you here i take the power here i become the power jesus... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] [laughter] [music] hi dy hello i'm sorry who is this this is yoko delado do you want to speak to my daddy yes please who should i say is calling tell him it's his father you're my grandpa yes sweetheart i am daddy daddy grandpa's on the phone [music] [music] mr president sir what's the matter... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Hi guys hey what happened slept in the driveway h oh my god look at you you're mad it's not it's okay i cut my hand it's are you all right i'm got fine yeah it's okay no it's not okay i'm going to take a shower okay well i'm at advantages i'll bring them up Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Got killed yeah was it was a gas station why do you want to know um i just uh yeah i wondered where he died yeah it was um a stop spot in roxy um do you think he was scared Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Always wanted to see a bear in real life first i'm back in iceland and this we have such good luck in nature demented or something demented i i think we should leave it it's something wrong with it come on come on it's so cute you need to be afraid of christopher i'm not afraid oh sweetie no of course... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

I checked with the cabinet secretary and it turns out that in the seven years i have been prime minister we have had 164 audiences always the model of cordiality productivity and mutual respect so it is perhaps not unreasonable to expect an isolated hiccup what hiccup i was under the impression that... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

No no no no she rejected any mention of proposals i'm determined to win this battle sunny i don't often get into into a fight but when i do i want to win you will ma'am remember you are not alone it is 48 against one we are going back with another word measures no no no no sorry a no to measures yes... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Britain will send more troops to the gulf the defense secretary tom king has said britain will president bush called to tell me he thought it barbaric chancellor cole said it was inhumane mik gief reminded me that 10 years ago it was britain holding democratic elections whilst russia staged cabinet... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] thomas ernest malone ex cop convicted of murder and a burglary gone wrong apex is quite simple there hunters you are the prey what's the price if i kill all the hunters win and i can guarantee your [music] freedom my good hunter welcome find me child who the hell is that do we get a refund if... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

I love the movies that i've been a part of someone asked me the other day if i have any regrets of the choices that i've made and i'm like regrets in being able to make movies i'm like the hell kind of question is [music] that back in chicago i see it another version of me i was in it i wave goodbye... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

You asking me questions what does this mean what does that mean i feel like grabbing you by your ears right now and screaming in your face i'm not [ __ ] interested Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Hey look at [music] that well where is he what do we do [applause] [music] looks like we dig barbara [music] oh it's about [music] time i say we open it maybe we should knock first [music] adam babs boy do you know how to pick up let me ask you something is this relationship really solid do i have a... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

One day you wake up and realize you're not sure who the good guys are anymore there a federal agent involved in a secret fbi program off the books what kind of bad stuff do you do breaking and entering physical [music] coercion you name it i've probably done it murder not on my menu grandpa gabe i've... Read more