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Category: Pets & Animals

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Category: News & Politics

Dakota johnson is set to host snl for the second time on john 27 where she'll be accompanied by justin timberlake as the musical guest johnson stars as the titular character in madame web in theaters feb 14 she plays cassandra webb a manhattan paramedic whose psychic abilities allow her to see into... Read more

Category: Howto & Style

Thank you good evening everyone welcome to weekend update i'm michael chay i'm colin joe the jury in his defamation case has ordered donald trump to pay writer eege carroll 83.3 million and uh trump is a billionaire so obviously he immediately hit up your grandma for five bucks well monday donald trump... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Two cast members are reported to have left saturday night live after season 49 the running show on the nbc channel for sketch comedy was created by lauren michaels the show got its lineup in 1975 with guest hosts and musicians notably the sketches in the series are a blend of live and pre recorded performed... Read more

Category: Education

Welcome to celeb scene central it's been an unusually quiet news summer for saturday night live until now punky johnson announced that she won't be back on the sketch comedy program for its historic season 50 this fall johnson who spent four seasons on snl first made the announcement at a live comedy... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Good evening everybody i am here tonight with my mommy an because as you know it is mother's day in about 29 minutes so still plenty of time to buy a gift i told you mom my children are my gift to you so me babysitting them is my gift how generous anyway with so many upsetting stories in the world right... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Mom i love you and i'm so grateful for everything you've done for me well thanks andrew i brought photos you what pi of andrew in the bathtub when he was three and i also brought one of andrew in the bathtub when he was 23 all right thanks for coming [music] Read more

Category: Entertainment

Mom i'm so excited you're here tonight me me too chlo can you believe it i'm at the roast of tom brady oh mom that was on sunday can i still do my joke i guess tom brady's marriage finished so quickly i thought it was your dad [music] Read more

Category: News & Politics

Exciting changes are on the horizon for nbc's iconic late night sketch show saturday night live as it prepares to celebrate its milestone 50th season the upcoming season will introduce three fresh faces ashley pilia emil wakim and jane wickline who have been selected as featured players padila known... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Snl welcomes three new cost member as chloe trost departs hello everyone and welcome to this short but to the point audio podcast the 50th season of snl will include some new performer as it bids another cost member farewell the late night sketch show has reportedly added by ashley amil and chan to... Read more