want to say first of all as a feminist uh I can't support everything that's being said up here tonight but uh as somebody that hates Anne Coulter I'm delighted [Applause] so David Spade amazingly um has slept with some of the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood proving just how ugly Show Business makes women feel and Ralph machio is here who doesn't love Ralph machio bill collectors and actual karate masters and I don't know real actors and Italians you know people and pton Manning is here because Eli is still out there making his dad proud uh [Applause]