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Category: Comedy

People together from all walks of life coming out having fun did it hurt no hit the hat well the hat isn't a protective device unless yeah it is why would we wear it if it wasn't no that's a helmet oh Read more

Category: Sports

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Category: Entertainment

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Category: Gaming

What was the flavor you asked red spinny the flavor is red okay but what is red cherry right oh man women you know y'all got to break down the specifics huh it's certainly not cotton candy what an interesting cotton candy what an interesting choice excuse me and sure ain cen candy Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Mr president how do you feel about the night what is your review of your of your performance well i looked at the poll numbers i'm just going to use a scientific term and that is that the vice president crushed donald trump all right so how did the vice president how much did she crush him by look at... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Could you just not breathe what did you do h ex good evening ev on please no ice dr manville yes ernest manville yes hi i'm vivian adams have we met long ago i never had a chance to thank you for the spectacular job you did with my aunt esther oh well thank you very much her color her tone you even... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] well hello and thanks for watching another episode of arfcom news your twice weekly dose of the finest 2a propaganda so kamama ding-dong finally published her gun policy and it's uh predictable m jack's complete lack of surprise her plan is to ban assault weapons as soon as she makes up her... Read more

Category: News & Politics

But i got involved and abdul is the head of the taliban he is still the head of the taliban and i told abdul don't do it anymore you do it anymore you're going to have problems and he said why do you send me a picture of my house i said you're going to have to figure that out abdul and for 18 months... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Focusing on okay john in illinois supporting president biden right john uh yes yes i am and tell us why what did you hear from him that you liked well it wasn't so much uh what i heard uh from the president uh that i liked it's more what he didn't say what i mean by that is you know i'm i'm counting... Read more

Category: News & Politics

In the art of war two of the most crucial elements to success are surprise and a good bit of psychological warfare and right now kamla harris has both on her side here's a 78-year-old billionaire who has not stopped whining about his problems oh she had a big crowd oh the crowd this weird obsession... Read more

Category: Pets & Animals

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Category: Entertainment

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Category: Comedy

How much is this pack of stickers oh hello let me check never forget right what oh it is 911 you're right i guess i forgot what the dude hey pck this jerk off buying stickers forgot it was 911 who forgot it was 911 uh i think i'm just going to go i don't think so trader pick here is going to make your... Read more

Category: Comedy

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters i saw it on tv they took my dog cooked it barbecue i saw it they ate lassie rentin tin they've eaten benji they've eaten... Read more

Category: Gaming

So bro stand on [ __ ] business don't get back with her her lost at the end of the day um um and keep keep beating your me if you want to beat your me bro come on brother this entire situation is ironic how is she of all people going to complain about you beating your meat make that make some [ __ ]... Read more

Category: Comedy

Look at what they did to tyreek hill just just did it on his way to a game tyreek hill the wide receiver four [ __ ] ass [ __ ] cops snatched them out snatched them out but slam them on the ground in in in the the the little video cam he slam on [ __ ] his car is 10 times better than yours that's because... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Exciting changes are on the horizon for nbc's iconic late night sketch show saturday night live as it prepares to celebrate its milestone 50th season the upcoming season will introduce three fresh faces ashley pilia emil wakim and jane wickline who have been selected as featured players padila known... Read more

Category: Comedy

For the final part of the debate we asked each of the two candidates to choose a song that best describes the opposing candidate we will now play the song president trump picked that he thinks best describes vice president kamla harris dr is a like she a nothing but h Read more

Category: Gaming

Say look i went to the wharton school of finance and many of those professors the top professors think my plan is a brilliant plan it's a great plan it's a plan that's going to bring up our our worth our value as a country it's going to make people want to be able to go and work and uh create jobs and... Read more

Category: Comedy

Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more