in The Art of War two of the most crucial elements to success are surprise and a good bit of psychological warfare and right now kamla Harris has both on her side here's a 78-year-old billionaire who has not stopped whining about his problems oh she had a big crowd oh the crowd this weird obsession with crowd sizes it just goes on and on and on America's ready for a new chapter we are ready for a president kamla Harris I'm KLA Harris and I approve this message CU she and her campaign have brought in the Cavalry ahead of tonight's debate looking like gandal on the first light of the fifth day roit [Music] up dropping a barrage of brutal bombshell ad advertisements right ahead of her battle with Trump in Philadelphia with one just outside of the debate Arena that Trump will definitely see and will surely get under his thin orange skin if Trump had the shame or humility to be humiliated these ads would certainly do the trick but we all know he lacks the humanity to feel emotions other than rage so the knowledge that these ads are going to piss him off to high hell will have to suffice and before we get to by far the funniest one that I mentioned earlier let's start with the most pertinent to Trump's performance on the debate stage tonight his lies never stop $35 insulin you know who did that I did that obviously not true here's Joe Biden signing that piece of Legislation during my four years I had the best environmental numbers Trump rolled back Environmental Protections and dismissed climate change project 25 I don't know anything about it Donald Trump has been at our organization he's blessed it he's very supportive of what we do I'm a better looking person R the way back to the stat inflation I did nothing wrong here's the truth Donald Trump has been and always will be a liar yeah those fact Checkers will be working overtime tonight his tiny fingers will inevitably be spewing a bigger load of verbal diarrhea than he did actual diarrhea at his hush money trial and what I'm hearing is is that um take it for what it's worth but that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom and that it's very stinky around him it's putrid odor in the courtroom that Trump's lawyers um are like repulsed by the scent and the smell and while Donald Trump may have a powerful bio weapon at his side or rather at his behind he is a clear loser when it comes to the actual issues let's look at the issues here I mean abortion you talk about that issue Donald Trump has been on every side of the abortion issue in the past month uh he's even switched his opinion on the amendment in Florida look at the border Donald Trump has no credibility On the Border issue because he was the one who killed the Border deal and border Crossing are lower now than they were when he left office he can't talk about crime because you know what he's a convicted felon and crime went up when he was president and went down under Biden and not only is he a convicted felon failed businessman and serial adulter facing off against a former Senator current vice president and former Federal prosecutor but he's also up against a real human being with great credentials and an even better sense of humor because y'all take a look at this ad that is running right outside the venue for tonight's debate in Philadelphia right now I could not think of a better way to degrade the Giant Orange turd than with a crowd siiz matters Banner ad playing all along the street corners comparing KET and Trump's respective crowd sizes to the size of pretzels I mean remember how badly Marco Rubio got to him with a similar comparison he's always calling me Little Marco and I me a guy he's taller than me he's like 6'2 which is why I don't understand why his hands are the size of someone who's 5'2 hit my hands nobody has ever hit my hands I've never heard of this one look at those hands are they small [Applause] hands and he referred to my hands if they're small something else must be small I guarantee you there's no problem I guarantee which again is just yet another lie as confirmed by a person who Trump got to see his little member the only way he knows how by paying her well in your book you go into graphic detail about his physical attributes or lack of you described his penis as smaller than average but not frequenly small right but you also said that he has a very unusual penis like a huge mushroom head like a toad stool and you said in the book I lay there annoyed that I was getting by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart yeah oh no not the toad boy he better hope the dick jokes don't disrupt his performance the same way it did in that instance you said it may have been the least impressive sex I've ever had but clearly he didn't share that opinion right and any you know as someone who's doing and understands fully the implication of STD I told you I bled out he was already in there oh right if he can't have his way he'll just force himself in there and try to overpower her what do they call those again come here kid I got TI the radiator and R you okay what I'm going to you no that's what it sounds like he's saying I love it really are you back on this thing again why was he going to tie them to a radiator that's how he grapes people that's what he does no he's The Grapist and while kamla and her team are prepping for the debate to talk about the real issues and bombarding Trump with ads about his lack of manhood Don Jr is posting crap like this AI generated memes about a disgusting conspiracy theory culture War lie about Haitian immigrants eating people's pets nothing like some good old pre-debate xenophobia to really get the blood flowing though Trump would be better off with Viagra but his truth social posts weren't much better here's see what he was doing for debate prep posting this ridiculous AI generated meme to his truth social page cool and I can't even show you the whole thing cuz of copyright but I'll link to the stupid video down below but Frank folks can you blame him I mean the way he has no real wins on any substantive policy issues he must be looking for any excuse to get his mind off how kamla will sweep the floor with him in mere hours he can't talk about defense because you know why because he wouldn't defend America on January 6 he can't talk about the economy because we lost 2.7 million jobs when Donald Trump was president and we gained 15.6 million jobs with Joe Biden and KLA Harris so on every single list you're don't even talk about family values because this is a guy who slept with the porn star and and paid hush money to do so I mean this guy has no credibility for all the issues that Republicans said they believed in for decades he is he is the epitome of the anti antithesis of what they said they believe and if you think that's bad I promise it gets so much worse cuz even Fox News couldn't talk about Trump's policy record or propositions and make them coherent here's an actual clip from Fox this week where they tried and failed to put his views on Child Care into any kind of coherent explanation perhaps some of those things like Mike Row talks about those tough jobs that are paying a lot of money Harris uh free Universal preschool for four-year-olds president Trump asked about it last week look a lot of people on the conservative side say the federal government has no need to get involved in this he did say last week that he would use tariffs to offset those child care costs right the federal government has no right getting into taking care of your children their role is to force you to have them and really that's your excuse for making this crap that Trump pulled out of Economics for dummies seem like a coherent policy stance give me a break Fox and on top of that here are what some genz voters in Pennsylvania said when they were asked what words came to mind when they thought of Donald Trump knowing what you know about these candidates heading into that debate what comes to mind when you think of Donald Trump I would say unqualified unprepared I would say ignorant highly influential but disingenuous selfish and arrogant and that is exactly the type of energy that Donald Trump will bring into this debate tonight that will lose it for him ignorance arrogance all around small energy thanks for watching folks for really American I'm Kenny Hess and I'll see you all in the next one