[Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh God help us oh you're hungry I'm sorry I I have a big celebrity coming to sit here in a second but I think I ordered a club sandwich covered in Stevia so off you go I think I'm I think you may have a mistake I'm actually the person you're supposed to interview my name is Shawn Hayes dear Shawn Hayes yeah yeah yeah oh my God have you had work done you're an unrecognizable person I I've actually had no work done well anyway I love you I'm sorry I don't recognize you at all because of the cosmetic surgery but this is going to be fun now would you ever do a sitcom excuse me yeah I was on a sitcom called Will and Grace with Tony Dan no that was who's the boss see that was a good one yeah yeah and it was successful yes but Will and Grace what was it it was about as I understand it a gal in the go and a dude but they never did the deed cuz he was different well he was gay well was gay and his friend Jack that I played as gay are you okay oh my God yeah yeah this was a lot on television this was on television well you know what this is why Trump's going to win like a donut I would love a donut stupid Co here you go all right no problem well I'll save one for later okay now you're doing smartless yeah it's a podcast it's a podcast you know you should do a podcast oh I don't know I have never been that broke that is a popular I can bet it isn't I I a Tony Award I did in a very soft year I bet were you for or against the use of drones to take out the late Mickey [Laughter] Rooney and you're a Roman Catholic I I was raised Roman cathol Roman Catholic children against Church well I didn't uh see whatever you want to be you can be that's what's wonderful about America if you're a Catholic be proud that you're a Catholic and if you're a Buddhist be proud that you're a Budd well some and if you're Presbyterian hide that F no one wants no one wants to know about that some people call us a a a budhist yeah a bud Buddhist oh a budhist is this some of your gay humor turning every simple word into a an orifice is that what I'm just repeating the way you pronounced Buddhist I know but it's the kind of thing like Oh I'm a Pianist or am I a penis you know it's JV anyway okay what makes John vo so angry I don't need an answer um do you have any pets I do a dog what kind of dog it's a golden doodle a golden doodle yes and how Macho I bet John Wayne had a few golden doodles golden doodles now you have you've had colonoscopies I have yeah Sean has told me he had had a colon mus and the only thing they found was his own head I really get political um you have a birthday coming up don't you big guy don't you big guy you have a birthday coming up I how are you going to be I'm going to be 54 okay sure and you know I can't wait to turn 24 oh oh the delusion delusion look what we have for you oh wow oh my god look what we have oh look what we have for you that's a happy birthday that's and I'm going to cut wow thank you that's so nice for you and then I'm going to keep this there you go okay thank you wow happy birthday Shan he thank you and happy birthday to all the people out there who are different thank you for having me and thank you for making me a cake you're welcome do you want to share with some of the crew or uhuh not a chance not a chance are you still here I thought would be you want me to leave MH [Applause]