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Category: Comedy

Intro our next guest is the voice of six super bowls and 24 world series next week he takes over play-by-play duties on monday night football on espn and abc please welcome joe buck [applause] first time on the show how are you i'm good i can't believe this is your first time on the show it is my first... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest is an oscar nominated emy awardwinning actor playwright and director his latest movie sing sing is in theaters now please welcome coleman domingo [applause] [music] [applause] [music] you know i knew i this i knew you're going to be here so this morning i spent about an hour thinking... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Thank you all for tuning in and joining us here in hollywood how many of you in the audience tonight are visiting from other places another question how many of you experienced your first earthquake this morning congratulations we had a 4.7 earthquake near malibu quite a way to start the day right i... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight is a legend she is a two-time oscar winner and a frequently arrested champion of human rights please say hello to the one and only jaye [applause] [music] fonda guess what what i've got big news what happened taylor swift just endorsed kamala that's true right that really happened... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jimmy kimmel no talent now he wouldn't do a show i guy's terrible jimmy kimmel show's practically dead nobody will watch jimmy kimmel every night his ratings are terrible he's not a talented guy i thought he was our lousy host jimmy kimel live tonight on abc the worst network is abc i think abc is a... Read more

Category: Sports

Am i the only one that didn't know just how intense this election season is buckle up folks with only 52 days until the big decision the race is tighter than ever last night on msnbc we saw some jaw-dropping moments first up the latest poll numbers are in candidate a is leading by a razor thin margin... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest watch tonight's debate with a unique perspective he was married to one of the former president's closest advisers trump calls him a total loser please welcome george [applause] conway first of all i like what you've done with your hair thank you yes you look good how are you like thank... Read more

Category: Sports

If you don't like politics but still crave drama then buckle up for this meltdown of epic proportions so the first presidential debate between trump and biden happened and let's just say it was a spectacle trump fresh off what many called a disastrous performance couldn't handle the heat instead of... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So because we've done two debates and because they were successful there will be no third debate as everyone saw two nights ago we had a monumental victory over comrade camala harris in the presidential dep in a significant development ahead of the november 5th election republican presidential candidate... Read more

Category: Sports

None the trump campaign is facing a new wave of criticism efforts to control the former president's inflammatory remarks about immigrants have hit a wall despite numerous attempts at damage control trump's rhetoric continues to spark outrage in recent days his statements have been labeled as terrible... Read more

Category: Sports

If you don't like politics but love drama then buckle up because trump is at it again so trump's been busy stirring the pot with some wild claims first up he's pushing an outlandish conspiracy theory about haitian immigrants being traded for musical instruments yeah you heard that right and if that... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a member of the proud van patton family dynasty new episodes of our show tell me live stream wednesdays on hulu please welcome grace van [applause] patton i'm sure people drive you crazy talking about this all the time especially people of my age but it's a to me like dick van patton... Read more

Category: Comedy

[applause] [music] [applause] oh god help us oh you're hungry i'm sorry i i have a big celebrity coming to sit here in a second but i think i ordered a club sandwich covered in stevia so off you go i think i'm i think you may have a mistake i'm actually the person you're supposed to interview my name... Read more

Category: Comedy

[applause] on the host of the show i thank you for watching thank you for joining us here and at our studio and hollywood how many of you uh thank you how many of you in our studio audience are visiting from other places tonight from another question how many of you got to experience your first earthquake... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Jimmy kimmel had always been known for his quick wit and sharp humor his late night show was a stage for many a celebrity roast but what transpired one particular evening was something out of a comedy sketch that even he would have been proud to write it was a typical bustling evening at the studio... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a very funny guy and our very own resident my pillow man well i'm being sued for 1.3 billion dollar and i need some representation so it's right right here in the l so jigle and jehos hat how did i get in there what kind of dark magic is i play it's new stand up comedy schedle half... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Un word she totally freaking slated home dog i mean my girl was poised articulate and laid out a bitching vision for the future of this bitching nation she knocked it out of the skate park bro Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Giving our former president a well-deserved chance to nap and fart at home and according to one of his friends trump has been miserable in court they put this st in to create havoc these are bad people i know everything they do and i know every move they make i get it the terrible courtroom drama that... Read more

Category: Comedy

Thank you for watching thank you for thir time i appreciate you braving the the intense heat to join us here in hollywood and while i have your attention i just want to take a minute to give thanks to whoever it was who invented air conditioning i mean man oh man we should be thanking god for that person... Read more