7 MINUTES AGO : Trump FLIPS OUT After Jimmy Kimmel & Jasmine Crockett DESTROY Marjorie Taylor Green!

what was it again uh a bleach blonde bad built bad built Butch body Butch body that's right was that Chang with Marjorie Taylor Green in the house oversight committee added a colorful new phrase to the Congressional Record I don't think you know what you're here for well you don't one talking about I guess I think your fake eyelashes are messing up hold on on yeah can you tell us what like led up to that is there anything that we didn't see that precipitated that um no it's just that margerie is a little slow mhm yeah so I had to ask her if she understood cuz she's not the brightest uhhuh if laughter is the best medicine then Trump might need a double dose after what Jimmy Kimmel and Jasmine Crockett said about marjerie Taylor green the late night comedy World collided with Capitol Hill drama when Kimmel invited congresswoman Crockett to his show their target none other than the gop's loudest voice margorie Taylor green Kimmel known for his sharp wit didn't hold back and Crockett she brought the heat straight from her viral house oversight committee Showdown together they served up a roast so spicy it set Trump's Twitter feet on fire but what exactly did they say to get the former president's orange face all red and why did their words hit harder than a failed diet plan at maralago looks like Donnie diapers might need some extra padding for this one folks well folks it turns out Jimmy Kimmel didn't just bring the heat he brought the whole dang kitchen the late night funny man turned up the flame on Marjorie Taylor green serving a rast so hot it could melt the bleach right out of her hair Kimmel didn't pull any punches when it came to mtg's Performance at the house oversight committee meeting he zeroed in on her cluelessness like a heat seeking missile of mockery green was so confused during the hearing she thought C-SPAN was a new diet plan Kimmel quipped leaving his audience in stitches but that was just the appetizer the main course a heaping helping of appearance-based zingers that had viewers clutching their sides Kimmel's brand of Comedy isn't exactly known for its subtlety and he proved it by going all in on Green's looks She's like a Barbie doll that got left out in the sun too long he joked prompted a wave of laughter from the crowd now some might say targeting someone's appearance is lwh hanging fruit but in the world of late night comedy nothing's off limits when it comes to political figures especially those who tend to dish it out themselves and let's be real MTG isn't exactly known for her tact and sensitivity Kimmel's approach was surgical in its Precision he didn't just throw out random insults he crafted each joke to highlight what he sees as green shortcomings both in appearance and intellect it's like he was playing comedy chess while green was playing checkers with herself but the real magic happened when Kimmel brought out the big guns or should we say the big words he introduced a list of nicknames for green that would make even the most seasoned roast comedian blush that's right we're raising money um come up with some other um phrases that you could use you run into Mar three again all right Hogan headed honey baked ham and Kean on Hot Pocket were just the tip of the iceberg it was like watching a linguistic gymnast stick the landing on every flip and twist the audience ate it up like it was the last slice of pizza at 2: a.m. every punch line was met with uproarious laughter and Applause Hulk Hogan headed honey baked ham and legs these are all for you and use them as as often as you like non Hot Pocket gpat Goblin guinea pig tugbo torso Trump stump two big Tanya Hardy it seems Kimmel's viewers were more than ready for a hearty serving of green focused humor but the cherry on top of this comedy Sunday the phrase that launched a thousand memes bleach blonde bad built Butch body this little gem courtesy of congresswoman jasman Crockett got so much attention that even Crockett's Pastor couldn't resist chiming in with a chuckle so very interesting my pastor was the first person I heard from oh was he upset with you he wasn't he wasn't um so my pastor actually called me while we were in the hearing and so I sent the voicemail and I was like I'm in a hearing and he was like I know the next time you say bleach blun bad Bill Butch body please let me know so I don't have water in my mouth and spit it out Kimmel's roast of MTG wasn't just funny it was a master class in political comedy he managed to critique a controversial figure while keeping his audience thoroughly entertained it's the kind of performance that reminds us why late night TV is still relevant in the age of Tik Tok and Twitter speaking of Twitter our favorite former president was about to have a field day with this one but that's a story for another segment for now let's just bask in the Afterglow of Kimmel's comedic fireworks display who knew roasting a green could be so satisfying while Kimmel was busy roasting green on late night TV congresswoman Jasmine Crockett was serving up her own spicy dish in the halls of Congress and let me tell you it was hotter than Trump's temper after a bad round of golf remember that house oversight committee meeting that was supposed to be about AG Merrick Garland well it turned into a cage match between Crockett and green and Crockett didn't just bring the heat she brought the whole dang Inferno I am not apologizing no let's go come on guys for them so we have to wait for them to come back so so then and and the hearing was supposed to be about the AG right so we're supposed to be talking about AG May Garland and she starts talking about Judge Maran are your feelings H her words down oh oh girl baby girl oh really don't even play Baby it all started when Green in her Infinite Wisdom decided to start yakking about Judge Merck Garland instead of sticking to the topic Crockett not one to let nonsense slide called out Green's lack of understanding faster than you can say Cove Faith but here's where it gets Juicy Green thinking she could out insult a Texan decided to get personal with Crockett big mistake huge Crockett fired back with a phrase so iconic it should be on t-shirts bleach blonde bad built Butch body now that's what I call a congression profal clapback Crockett didn't stop there she went on to suggest that green might be the dumbest person in the House of Representatives I'm just curious just to better understand your ruling if someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's leech blind bad built Butch body that would not be engaging in personalities correct a what now I don't think that Marjorie Taylor green is going to change who she is cuz she just I was going to say has she learned her lesson has she learned her lesson no not not her the dumbest person in the House of Representatives um I'd be hard pressed to find someone Dumber I coming from Congress that's saying something it's like being called the orangest person at a trump family reunion now you might think Crockett came up with these zingers on the spot but she admits it took her a hot minute to craft that Masterpiece it's like she was playing 4D chess while green was playing Tic-Tac-Toe with herself the best part even some Republicans were secretly cheering Crockett on apparently green isn't exactly Mis Congeniality in the GOP Clubhouse either I get the sense that it's not just Democrats that don't like her oh no no no like her people don't like her either her people don't like her after that did you get Republicans going good one oh absolutely oh you did so wow soon after I saw a couple of Republican women that were like wink wink and they were like who would have thought but let's talk about the real MVP of this political comedy show committee chairman comr this poor guy was so lost he admitted he had had two hearing aids and couldn't hear well it's like trying to referee a food fight while wearing a blindfold okay so they were supposed to either kick her out or she was supposed to apologize uhhuh and ultimately comr who y'all saw is very confused yeah he seems perpetually confused absolutely Ved to do I'm trying to get clarification it calm down calm down no no no because this is what it all do

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