30 seconds to go before I'm 13 29 28 27 boy that's the boys great mom heaven you mean all the ice cream in the house from him but I'm thick mr. bean 14:30 public 8 Super Mario Cart yes in five minutes remember you still got school tomorrow oh yeah yeah happy birthday Kevin happy birthday today happy birthday today happy birthday dude go go Kevin he's losing the power of rational thought he's become a teenager Kevin mom it's your birthday Kevin oh I know birthday Kevin okay stop going on about it will you what's not bloody icecream oh come on Kevin you're beating five tubs on your own this evening remember someone fair I hate you Kevin don't speak to your mum and I like that oh well seeing as you've started mm-hmm at least it'll cheer him up oh oh well you said you wanted Super Mario Kart I hate Super Mario it's sad I wanna bloody high five right that's it after bed I'm not going to bed I'm going out oh so stupid Kevin you can't go out now because it's 12 o'clock it's way past your bedtime it's pouring with rain outside it's dangerous for the child on his own you've got nowhere to go and you've got school tomorrow oh that is so unfair I hate you all right then I will go to bed okay happy good night Kevin don't bloody shout at me don't worry die it's only a phase it only lasts for four or five years [Music]