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Category: News & Politics

Jimmy kimmel had always been known for his quick wit and sharp humor his late night show was a stage for many a celebrity roast but what transpired one particular evening was something out of a comedy sketch that even he would have been proud to write it was a typical bustling evening at the studio... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a very funny guy and our very own resident my pillow man well i'm being sued for 1.3 billion dollar and i need some representation so it's right right here in the l so jigle and jehos hat how did i get in there what kind of dark magic is i play it's new stand up comedy schedle half... Read more

Category: Sports

Black of ghana it was quite unfortunate black of ghana ofh last analis on gh of it has come to an end people have begin to realize you could see say he's talking out of emotions point of our national team and the lowest point asking we've been descending on the graph so if you draw a graph of the black... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] people always ask for something new it's inevitable at 50 well it stops have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself younger more beautiful more [music] perfect one single injection unlocks your dna and will release another version of [music] yourself this is the [music] substance i'm... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] in a heartfelt moment during a recent interview selena gomez candidly shared that she is not ready for marriage prompting an emotional reaction from her longtime friend and collaborator benny blanco the discussion which touched on love personal growth and self-discovery resonated deeply with... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

So uh following donald trump's debate performance last night which i mean my entire fyp is audio and dance remixes of they're eating cats they're eating dogs these people who came in they're eating cats and dogs so i guess at least he's going viral uh stock price for trump's truth social stock plummeted... Read more

Category: Sports

Erard is coced erard has it oh ard's down i think he may have an ankle injury no it's okay i'll be fine martin no when you try to walk but you don't succeed when you get subed off but you forgot your fe when your next game is the big derby this year where go oh blue lights will guide you can soone please... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please ready [music] come uh okay do we go again on my name is lord michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this okay what kind of show is it laen do... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Thankfully tickets will not have to be purchased again childish gambino is going to be no longer pretty soon after releasing the final album under this moniker band of stone and the new world back in july he brought out a tour to accompany it the new world tour kicked off back in august was essentially... Read more

Category: Sports

Intro no i do not think the summer hank is still going because uh based on hank's body language on sunday after the patriots won he wish he was golfing yeah you can't deny that you did not care yeah on today's part of my take we have a twofer for the people scotty sheffler ever heard of him best golfer... Read more

Category: Comedy

A man whose dog would feed one of those migrant families in springfield for an entire month adam cora yeah get it on got to get on a church get on a mandate you get it on thanks for tuning in excited to speak to friend of the show bill o'reilly with another triumph new book confronting the president's... Read more

Category: Howto & Style

Bonjour chers auditeurs et chers auditrices de notre vib radio r212 aujourd'hui mamouna sharky en sa qualité de chroniqueur de lodge partage avec vous son analyse dans un article intitulé inondation dans le sud-est du maroc une tragédie qui met à nul et défaillances infrastructurelles voici cet article... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Ah tu veux jouer c'est ça et ben t'inquiète on va te trouver un rôle attends mais c'est quoi ce sang là on dirait du vrai sang mais qu'est-ce que tu fais un film de zombie et attends alors le truc c'est que ça doit être conséquence un plan séquence plan séquence on coupe pas la caméra une demi-heure... Read more

Category: Sports

We are still on the of disappointment because he was expecting good and better results from the of so it was not even an option bl of ghana it was a win for the bl of ghana i'm extremely disappointed i'm sure you also disappointed we're going to talk about the game and a lot of things that has been... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Qu'est-ce que tu as très très besoin de toi on av rendez-vous à 4h cit trop loin tu m'en veux un peu pourquoi je me demande si un jour tu trouveras le courage de m'expliquer ce que tu veux de moi c'est de ta faute tout ça quel besoin avais-tu de venir bousculer nos habitudes il ne faut jamais surprendre... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] hey indie serious question i got a serious question for you man shoot are are we is are we all just getting dumber i mean is is is is is like is our entire political system just like hopeless like is is it beyond repair well that's what misty says you know what misty says we're [ __ ] yeah so... Read more

Category: Comedy

I don't think of myself as some kind of crazy conspiracy theorist. i just have questions that haven't ever been answered by the official narrative and i personally have always wondered why. on the day of september 11th, 2001, there were two huge bull's eyes painted on the side of the twin towers. in... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Bye-bye pictures is there it's bigger you c park exciting news nice dan myer could get used to long roll up roll up to the greatest show in the world lights camera action good morning so today i've got a mother daughter date with my kim we're going to go to to see beetle juice beetle juice so i've just... Read more

Category: Comedy

[applause] hello how are you how are you don't want to rub off any of the glitter yeah you got your microphone right there you got to put your mic on well you do it oh i got my gl i could get lost oh where did that silly man go uh oh wait i'm putting it on wrong carmen first of all you look beautiful... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hi my fellow americans i'm jy kimmel i'm a host of the show thank you for joining us after the debate all eyes from se to shining sea were on the city of brotherly love tonight for the debate of the decade vice president kla harris versus former president donald trump it was like watching the lorax... Read more