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Our next guest saved his dad's life by calling 911 after he went into a diabetic shock the most amazing part is he's only 5 years old from salt lake city utah please welcome crew and his father aaron ferris i know what that fire it's like a fire but it's not real that's a fire that's okay to touch cuz... Read more

Category: Education

Karen calls 911 because i'm a pregnant cocktail waitress and that is not allowed i'm a cocktail waitress i'm 7 months pregnant no obviously i don't drink while pregnant or drink on the job ever a woman the karen comes in with what i'm assuming was her husband and son and daughter and asks to be seated... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Ninja [ __ ] himself publicly because someone made the most obvious joke possible from his previous tweet to finish [ __ ] have us seen all weekend have these college uh and nfl football there's out kickers that just miss kicks feel like there has to be pool of kickers in usa that won't miss simple... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more

Category: Comedy

Thank you for watching thank you for thir time i appreciate you braving the the intense heat to join us here in hollywood and while i have your attention i just want to take a minute to give thanks to whoever it was who invented air conditioning i mean man oh man we should be thanking god for that person... Read more

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With all the stuff coming out about the mr beast and chris tyson um drama i thought that i would come out and just i really don't know what i'm doing here um in 2018 i played baseball with tyler conquin yeah we were on the same baseball team we practiced every day together um we talked a good bit on... Read more

Category: Comedy

[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to "the tonight show." we're about to play a game called box of lies, but i'm gonna need some help. she's a very talented actor you can see in the new movie "the substance," which is in theaters nationwide on september 20th. please welcome demi moore! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome,... Read more

Category: Comedy

-thank you so much and welcome back to the show. thanks for coming on our show. look at you here on the cover of "variety." [ cheers and applause ] they're calling this the year of the -- the demissance. -wow. doesn't that sound like a party that we should go to? -yeah, we should go to the demissance.... Read more

Category: Sports

Nfl preseason week three n overreactions the preseason is officially over but we still need to make sure we don't overreact to what we saw in the final week so here are some totally reasonable levelheaded takeaways anthony richardson is just a glorified daniel jones and should be benched for joe flacko... Read more

Category: Sports

Você sabia que a primeira partida oficial da  nfl no brasil aconteceu em 6 de setembro de   2024? o jogo histórico foi realizado  na neo química arena, em são paulo,   e marcou um momento inesquecível para os fãs do  esporte. o philadelphia eagles venceu o green bay   packers por 34 a 29, em um confronto... Read more

Category: Entertainment

As i wait here to die i sit here writing a diary of sorts maybe it will be more of a confessional i not sure in a couple of hours the disease will take me and i will become one of them my name is charles roberts and i have conceded my life to death i will take whatever action i can to ensure that i... Read more

Category: Comedy

Uh what's your favorite video from touch the bun we are getting um we're getting prairie smok and spice apple cider slo you okay to just get one co sl can you just get one coa yeah sure okay great can i get two co sls absolutely i heard it's the best in town going try sample i'd love some this is ped... Read more

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[music] uh hey guys just uh little behind the scenes here of touch the bun and i just got to tell you this is the worst slo i probably ever had this is really bad i wouldn't even consider this food honestly it just tastes like they just got a bag of surplus lettuce and shavings of different vegetables... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. we're back with michael douglas. one scene, one scene got a lot of attention. you improvised something that people do not expect but you believe is important and appropriate to the period. can you explain what happened? >> michael: it was, stephen. i... Read more

Category: Comedy

And now we come to don a lot of people wonder why don is so mean don's always been mean when don was born the doctor slapped him and don punched him in the mouth he is don [applause] rickle i' in pick in many many movies and i say from the bottom of my heart as an actor who is weak h you and i know... Read more

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Category: Gaming

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Look the bottom line is i'm still a good person at heart and i'm always hoping that people are good so if you still want to spend time with me and if you promise me that you will be kind and that you will work towards helping the animals work towards that with me and stay healthy i'm sure we can have... Read more