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Category: Comedy

-welcome back. congrats on the new album. what a year you've been having, by the way. -it has been wild. -can i just go through a couple of things first? your last album, "bell bottom country," won best country album at the grammys. congratulations. that's a big deal. -not too bad. -you just recently... Read more

Category: Comedy

-performing "4x4xu" from her new album "whirlwind," once again, lainey wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ i'm the kind to take the keys ♪ ♪ don't sit in a shotgun seat ♪ ♪ 'less i want to ♪ ♪ and you make me want to ♪ ♪ hypnotized by the white lines ♪ ♪ your hands ten and two on this heart of... Read more

Category: Music

All right here's here's a shot we got some whiskey here all right all right now what do i do come up here okay come home i'm going to do a squat and shot let's do this all right are you ready i don't know you going to need like a life alert or something to i all know is i can't turn around once we play... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Lainey wilson’s journey from performing in walmart aisles and writing songs at 9 to stardom Read more

Category: News & Politics

You think everybody is helping. >> i said i got next. drop your kids off, i'm ready. >> such a good thing. >>> the emmys are this sunday night. and jamie lee curtis won one, by the way. we knew she was going to on "the bear." so good. so congratulations. >> okay. so here is the big news about... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to "the tonight show." it is time for the "name that song challenge." -♪ name that song ♪ ♪ name that song challenge ♪ -my teammate tonight stars in the hit show "only murders in the building." season 4 is streaming now on hulu, with new episodes on tuesdays. give it up for martin short!... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to the show, selena, marty, steve. thank you so much for coming here. -james kamala fallon, we love you. -thomas. james thomas. thanks. -okay, first of all, we're here because we love you. -thank you. -and we're also here because colbert has gotten a little pickier. -okay, right. -but... Read more

Category: Gaming

Intro all right so how do we start this by being funny like about usually you ask me something you um have you guys heard of this chroming here he goes trend what is that when you spray your mouth with the paint and then you go to exactly what it is i thought this was a gooning off offset are we allowed... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The daily wire the daily [music] wire the daily wire the daily [music] wire the daily wire Read more

Category: Sports

Hello, dodi here. i just landed. could you please pick me up at the airport? how was your holiday? well, i went straight to greece with my family. honestly, it was really great. but it did feel a bit short. it went by quickly. your reflection on the euros? time heals all wounds. it wasn't easy to process.... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Ce mardi 10 septembre 2024 l'émission bonjour diffusée sur tf1 a été marquée par un échange tendu entre louis aliofice président du rassemblement national et adrien gindre journaliste politique lors de son interview adrien gindre a évoqué une enquête de libération sur des prétendus faux documents concernant... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Bonjour à tous donc nous sommes là pour trois présentations aujourd'hui ismaël conet dc cornéus et pierremilebier donc nous allons commencer par ismaël donc je vais donner la la parole au président puis la présentation et ensuite les questions pour le joueur la photo et nous passerons ensuite au prochain... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Ok petite question comme ça france ou belgique belgique belgique pourquoi belgique belgique j' mais pourquoi j' je sais pas c'est drôle quel est ton body c oh let's go france ou [musique] belgique aujourd'hui on va demander si les gens sont pour la france ou la belgique pour le match de ce soir ouais... Read more

Category: Sports

Avec nous euh voilà il il marque il est dans un climat de de de confiance mais ça fait depuis un un bon moment donc même s'il a des choses encore amélioré euh avec son club même s'il a pas joué les matchs entiers il a il a marqué le dernier but qui marque de la tête donc euh c'est bien il y a un moment... Read more

Category: Comedy

-finally, guys, it's monday. it's time for "wepost." here we go. -whoa! -♪ wepost ♪ ♪♪ ♪ wepost ♪ -welcome to "wepost." this is where we, as a group, decide something we should post on socials. i'm gonna show you five different posts, and we're all gonna vote on whether you like each one or not. and... Read more

Category: Comedy

-guys, just a quick mention that this friday is the golf matchup everyone is talking about. it will be settled once and for all. that's right, i'm talking about the cardigan classic i challenged... [ applause ] i challenged dj khaled to a golf match. he looks like a fun guy to play with and he's really... Read more

Category: Comedy

-i'm sorry if i -- if i seem a little distracted. i'm still thinking about this nightmare i had last night. or should i say my tonightmare? [ thunder crashes, woman screams ] i was alone, lost in the middle of a corn maze. it was getting dark, and i couldn't find my way out. ♪♪ i started to panic. i... Read more

Category: Comedy

-performing "flea" from her new album, "all born screaming," give it up for st. vincent! [ cheers and applause ] -♪ i'm just like a hungry little flea ♪ ♪♪ ♪ jumping on somebody's warm body ♪ ♪ when you start to itch and scratch and scream ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you can't get rid of me ♪ ♪ once i'm in, you... Read more

Category: Comedy

[ cheers and applause ] ♪♪ ♪♪ -♪ don't blink, don't wait, don't walk, you're late ♪ ♪ don't fall from grace, behave, don't trip, sashay ♪ ♪ okay, sashay ♪ ♪ don't kid, don't blame, don't snap, insane ♪ ♪ don't crack, don't act your age, don't change your name ♪ ♪ it's all the rage ♪ ♪ do ask, but don't... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Harvey weinstein the former film producer who has faced significant legal and personal challenges is currently hospitalized in new york for urgent heart surgery according to information shared by his legal team with bbc news weinstein 72 was transported from riker's island jail to belleview hospital... Read more