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Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight is a legend she is a two-time oscar winner and a frequently arrested champion of human rights please say hello to the one and only jaye [applause] [music] fonda guess what what i've got big news what happened taylor swift just endorsed kamala that's true right that really happened... Read more

Category: Comedy

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there Read more

Category: Comedy

Jimmy kimmel no talent now he wouldn't do a show i guy's terrible jimmy kimmel show's practically dead nobody will watch jimmy kimmel every night his ratings are terrible he's not a talented guy i thought he was our lousy host jimmy kimel live tonight on abc the worst network is abc i think abc is a... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Wsh toi ! je ne reconnais pas ma communauté j'ai jamais vu une communauté aussi active dès que une vidéo réact par rapport aux enfants on m'a demandé de réagir à marois une enfant qui fait que des bêtises préparez-vous à être je pense assez tendu pourtant derrière ce petit minois d'ange se cache une... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

(audience applauding) (upbeat music) - i should be like that, this is amazing! - i know- - the last time i saw you, it was like a tiny studio- - in la, it was tinier. yes, and we have like, i don't... i think it's twice the size of the audience or three times, i don't know, it's a huge audience. - [henry]... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

- all right, everybody, not only is our first guest a very talented actor who you've seen in movies like "crazy rich asians" and "last christmas", he's also the first ever kelly clarkson show eggnog pong world champion. (audience laughing) - you spoke too soon. (bell dinging) - you're kind of kicking... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

दोस्तों अगर आपने कल्ट क्लासिक एंड वन ऑफ द बेस्ट साइकोलॉजिकल हॉरर मूवी गेट आउट देखी होगी तो आपको पता ही होगा कि वह मूवी कितनी ज्यादा ऑसम है लेकिन आज जो मूवी मैं आपके लिए लेकर आया हूं वह मूवी भी गेट आउट से कम नहीं जबकि यह मूवी गेट आउट मूवी से काफी पहले रिलीज हुई थी तो चलिए ज्यादा टाइम वेस्ट ना करते हुए सीधा चलते हैं अपनी वीडियो की तरफ मूवी की शुरुआत में हमें एक लड़की को दिखाया जाता है जिसका नाम कैरोलाइन होता है कैरोलाइन एक ओल्ड एज... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Could you just not breathe what did you do h ex good evening ev on please no ice dr manville yes ernest manville yes hi i'm vivian adams have we met long ago i never had a chance to thank you for the spectacular job you did with my aunt esther oh well thank you very much her color her tone you even... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Okay i'm going to ask you a deeply personal question it's going to piss you off and and if you want to kick me out i understand okay godfather one or two god you're always really kind to me man and i appreciate you always having just letting me geek out and have nerdy conversation no you're always very... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Missouri supreme court has allowed a ballot measure enshrining abortion rights in the state's constitution to remain on november's ballot tuesday's ruling came just before the deadline to print ballots for malin voters if approved by voters the measure could undo missouri's near total abortion ban which... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Would you support any restrictions on a woman's right to an abortion? i absolutely support reinstating the protections of roe v. wade, and as you rightly mentioned, nowhere in america. is a woman carrying a pregnancy to term and and and asking for an abortion that is not happening. it's insulting to... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Well, i will tell you i agreed with president biden's decision to pull out of afghanistan 4 presidents said they would, and joe biden did. and as a result, america's taxpayers are not paying the $300 million a day we were paying for that endless war. and as of today there is not one member of the united... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, everybody. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, everyone is getting excited for the super bowl, and i actually saw that people are actually betting on how many times the cameras will show taylor... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Travis sks to make major election announcement very soon will he follow in taylor swift footsteps by endorsing kamala harris hello everyone and welcome to this short but to the point aud podcast kel is proud of swift decision travis kel is reportedly preparing to endorse kamala harris for the upcoming... Read more

Category: News & Politics

She's the one that caused it, that's weak on national security by allowing every nation last month for the year 168 different countries sending people into our country. their crime rates are way down. putin endorsed her last week, said, i hope she wins, and i think he meant it because what he's gotten... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Wir haben gerade beide torschüzen dürfen euch zusammen unbedingt glückwunsch w schönor von euch beiden geschossen war eine schöne vorlage oder ich den gesehen habe war gewollt ne oder vorher so gesehen und dann ich set immer alles und ich gen er läuft und ich wusste ich den nur rüberlegen durch die... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest watch tonight's debate with a unique perspective he was married to one of the former president's closest advisers trump calls him a total loser please welcome george [applause] conway first of all i like what you've done with your hair thank you yes you look good how are you like thank... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Do is maintain and grow the affordable care act, but i, i'll, i'll get to that, lindsay. i just need to respond to a previous point that the former president has made. i've made very clear my position on fracking, and then this business about taking everyone's guns away. tim walls and i are both gun... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So because we've done two debates and because they were successful there will be no third debate as everyone saw two nights ago we had a monumental victory over comrade camala harris in the presidential dep in a significant development ahead of the november 5th election republican presidential candidate... Read more