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Settle Down Outtakes Part 1 | Jack Whitehall
Category: Comedy
Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the stage mr jack [applause] [music] whitall yes good evening london wow o to arena saturday night people this is what it's all about netflix special in london at the oour arena and i see they got my request to put all the youngest sexiest people in the front row... Read more
Settle Down Outtakes Part 3 | Jack Whitehall
Category: Comedy
We also get couple envy in our relationship i don't know whe anyone else suffers from that we had it recently right we were in a restaurant someone really suffers from it i go away i we were in a restaurant in greece right and there was this old couple in the restaurant at one of the tables like properly... Read more
Jack Whitehall ROASTED By His Father Michael | Say It To My Face
Category: Entertainment
The only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you. i really hope you've misread that. michael whitehall. yeah. father, question mark. i have some things that i need to get off my chest and so i'm gonna say them to your face. this face, this resting b***hface.... Read more
"I hope it says YOUR mother" π Jack Whitehall gets roasted by his dad Michael π₯
Category: Entertainment
I have no regrets when it comes to my producing career the only thing i wish i'd produced was a condom on the night my mother and i conceived you i really hope you' misread that i mean i hope it says your mother i mean i know people have preconceptions about posh familyes and incest but i assure you... Read more
Jack Whitehall and his father Michael argue over "daddy's drawer" π
Category: Entertainment
You shouldn't be scared of a roast you should be scared of gout i don't get any of that what you do you get gout i don't with your diet i have never got gout you always do this thing you have a medical shoe you have a special shoe that you have to wear when you have gout flareups you're just lying i'm... Read more
Jon Stewart's Words of Wisdom to Audience Members - After the Cut | The Daily Show
Category: Comedy
[music] i mean the world for young people right now is no you're good and so how old are you i'm pr2 oh you'll be you got so many we're gonna this we're going to ruin this so much you have no idea what we've got planned you are walking into thunderdome uh no you're honestly like we do this all the time... Read more
The genius son was tracked by his mother and moved the Internet cafe computer onto the boatοΌ
Category: Entertainment
Love you in the dream flower smelly boy i want to enter the tortoise again. why didn't the monster go out? great, what about this hat? ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, my computer and it has nothing to do with you there are about 20000 months in a month. watching tv at home, i remember why is this melon... Read more
Joe Buck on Monday Night Football with Troy Aikman & Which City Has the Toughest Fans
Category: Comedy
Intro our next guest is the voice of six super bowls and 24 world series next week he takes over play-by-play duties on monday night football on espn and abc please welcome joe buck [applause] first time on the show how are you i'm good i can't believe this is your first time on the show it is my first... Read more
Killer Heat - Official Trailer (2024) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Richard Madden, Shailene Woodley
Category: Entertainment
Mrs vakis i appreciate you coming mr bali we buried my brother-in-law two days ago i'm sorry for your loss a terrible accident this isn't that simple i need the best investigator i can't trust the local police why is that my husband's family owns some and if he finds out that you hired [music] me any... Read more
Pitt Or Clooney: Who Smells Better? Amy Ryan Has The Answer
Category: Entertainment
[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, folk, you know my next guest tonight from her scene-stealing performances in movies like "gone baby gone" and shows including "the office" and "only murders in the building." she now stars in the new film "wolfs." please... Read more
BECOMING THE BIGGEST TSUNAMI IN ROBLOX!
Category: Gaming
Wao i'm way w you're kind of fast bro get over here let me see you i'm about to become the biggest tsunami and i'm going to eat you guys oh really turn around fon nate leave me alone oh my gosh i'm out i'm out o that's a shop nate stop trying to eat me get over here buddy i can eat both of you bro where... Read more
I spent $7,381,952,604 ending all life on earth
Category: Gaming
All right we're checking out the only game where the best way to survive is to literally end the life of everything around you it's survivor survivor is a very simple game you walk around with a throwing blade until you get upgrades and the upgrades get stupid i love that i have a choice between lightning... Read more
Colman Domingo on His RuPaul Impression, First Job at the Circus & Working on the Movie Sing Sing
Category: Comedy
Our first guest is an oscar nominated emy awardwinning actor playwright and director his latest movie sing sing is in theaters now please welcome coleman domingo [applause] [music] [applause] [music] you know i knew i this i knew you're going to be here so this morning i spent about an hour thinking... Read more
BLACKPINK "λλλλ (DDU-DU DDU-DU)" REACTION
Category: Entertainment
Intro hey guys crew blind wave i'm eric i'm jany i'm eric and we're here with another black pink reaction this is du did i know that one you generally you say something with confidence people believe it this is d d d du let's find λλλλ mv out you're listening to see if it's really the song title oh... Read more
Chappell Roan Talks Outfit Inspirations, New Album and Your Favorite Artist's Favorite Artist
Category: Comedy
-i mean, fantastic. welcome to the show. you look fantastic. thank you so much for being here. -thank you for letting me borrow this outfit. -no problem. just give it back for the weekend. i need it for the weekend. uh, your career is currently exploding right now. uh, everyone's talking about chappell... Read more
Chappell Roan: Good Luck, Babe! | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Category: Comedy
-performing her hit "good luck, babe!", give it up for chappell roan! [ cheers and applause ] βͺβͺ βͺβͺ -βͺ it's fine βͺ βͺ it's cool βͺ βͺ you can say that we are nothing, but you know the truth βͺ βͺ and guess i'm βͺ βͺ the fool βͺ βͺ with her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof βͺ βͺ i don't wanna call... Read more
Trump Sparks New Outrage with Pet-Eating Claim Won't Debate Kamala & MTG vs Loomer Feud Trump Debate
Category: People & Blogs
Thank you all for tuning in and joining us here in hollywood how many of you in the audience tonight are visiting from other places another question how many of you experienced your first earthquake this morning congratulations we had a 4.7 earthquake near malibu quite a way to start the day right i... Read more
Giant Spicy Ramen!? π₯΅ (@spizee) #shorts
Category: Entertainment
Spicy peppers more peppers more peppers the bomb hot sauce mommy my toy spicy powder spicy toilet will be like world war3 there is blood everywhere it look like spicy got period subscribe Read more
Buy The MAGA Friendship Bracelet
Category: Entertainment
Close to 10 million instagram users have liked swift's post explaining her decision to back harris and her running mate tim wals the harris walls campaign is selling out of taylor swift tribute friendship bracelets after the singer's endorsement not to be outdone the trump campaign responded with their... Read more
Kamala Harris and Tim Walz Stop for a Doritos Break While Campaigning
Category: People & Blogs
-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. the democratic national committee released their party platform document yesterday, which was written before president biden dropped out of the race, which explains... Read more