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Category: News & Politics

Jimmy kimmel cheekily reacts to jimmy fallon’s late-night episode cancellation Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a member of congress who is doing everything he can to make c-span exciting have you all lost your minds donald trump opposes it because donald trump wants to be president because donald trump has 91 felony counts that he's facing and the only way that those go away and he is not held... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is yet another handsome man with the face of a greek god and skin like a baby dolphin is extremely animated new movie is called migration come on we got to get ready mac ready for what nothing just you know for our big super fun family migration what h bet you didn't see that coming are... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to jimmy k live i am your guest host c nani thank you for coming this is my first time ever hosting a late night talk show never done it before i am so excited to be here what a super chill time to be doing a topical monologue on national television just sharing your personal opinions with millions... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight is a funny and talented comedian tickets for her alive and unwell tour are available at nikki glazer docomo welcome nikki [applause] glazer thank you so much for doing this you so good at this what never you the whole point to where i'm supposed to sit well as if there was anywhere... Read more

Category: Comedy

A few months ago i had the great honor of giving the commencement speech to cornell's graduating class of 2024 i did i don't know why they asked me i did not go to cornell past speakers have included presidents biden and clinton maya angelou and me the guy from hotb time machine 2o and while i gave... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight is a very talented man uh who joins an army of other very talented people including steve martin and martin short you can see season four of only murders in the building on hulu now please welcome kumel nan [applause] johnny wow wow very good to see you and i must say thank you... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The clock is ticking just a few days until november 5th election day and things are heating up like never before the political landscape is shifting and we're seeing unexpected twists and turns kamla harris the surprised democratic nominee is surging in the polls while donald trump seems to be laying... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Clooney's praise has sparked a new wave of enthusiasm among democrats who are now rallying behind harris and it's not just about words it's about actions and money harris's campaign is now on track to double trump's spending on air in the final two months of the race think about that doubling that's... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is known for making music to make love to now he has an album for the children who come out of that love making it's called my favorite dream please welcome john legend [applause] [music] [applause] [music] how are you oh you look very stylish very handsome that was a that was a perfect... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight took home four emys over eight seasons of one of the best tv shows ever now you can see them on the silver screen in the new western the thicket it opens at theaters friday please say hello to peter [music] [applause] [applause] dinklage well how are you peter hi oh my gosh your... Read more

Category: News & Politics

There is no stopping the storm over donald trump's recent visit to arlington cemetery now lieutenant jimmy mccain the son of the late senator john mccain has slammed the former president's conduct at the hallowed ground where several generations of mccain's family are buried in an interview to cnn lieutenant... Read more

Category: Comedy

My first guest is a very talented five-time emmy winning actress and my beloved co-star and only murgers in the building where she's mastered the role of steve martin stunt double i got a cold case for you where do i put it huh go how'd you get in here who knows have i made copies of all your keys like... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Jimmy mccain sohn des verstorbenen republikanischen senators john mccain plant com harris im wahlkampf zu unterstützen in einem interview mit cnn erklärte er dass er sich von den republikanern losgesagt und sich den demokraten angeschlossen habe jimmy mccain kritisierte donald trump scharf insbesondere... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Nach trumps arlington er klar sohn von john mccain unterstützt harris jimmy mccain der jüngste sohn des verstorbenen senators john mccain hat sich nach dem skandalösen auftritt von donald trump auf dem arlington nationalfriedhof endgültig von den republikanern abgewendet in einem emotionalen statement... Read more

Category: Comedy

I'm jimmy i'm the host i i've returned from the woods i uh i br relax please i'm frightened i'm i am well that's very nice i i uh i was on summer vacation uh this summer i turned pretty i'm back i had a great summer uh before we get into the show i just want to take a minute to thank the team at the... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight is a 22-year-old singer and songwriter who in her spare time collects grammy and academy awards this is her latest album is called hit me hard and soft and the hit me hard and soft world tour starts september 29th in quebec please welcome billy ish [applause] well thanks for... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a former air force pilot and the only former republican congressman invited to speak at the democratic national convention donald trump is a weak man pretending to be strong he is a small man pretending to be big he's a faithless man pretending to be righteous he's a perpetrator who... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[음악] [음악] so f you [음악] jag Read more

Category: Howto & Style

ब तू छू लू मैं तेरी रूह बिन तेरे मैं हूं ब नि श समंदर में किनारा तू Read more