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7 MINUTES AGO : Jimmy Kimmel Hints at Trump’s DOWNFALL – Is This the End??
Category: People & Blogs
Giving our former president a well-deserved chance to nap and fart at home and according to one of his friends trump has been miserable in court they put this st in to create havoc these are bad people i know everything they do and i know every move they make i get it the terrible courtroom drama that... Read more
Trump Wants to Lock Up Late Night Hosts, Prepares to Debate Kamala & Melania Has a New Book
Category: Comedy
Thank you for watching thank you for thir time i appreciate you braving the the intense heat to join us here in hollywood and while i have your attention i just want to take a minute to give thanks to whoever it was who invented air conditioning i mean man oh man we should be thanking god for that person... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Cheekily Reacts To Jimmy Fallon’s Late-Night Episode Cancellation
Category: News & Politics
Jimmy kimmel cheekily reacts to jimmy fallon’s late-night episode cancellation Read more
Rep Eric Swalwell on Republican Politicians Being Fake, Trump’s Huge Ego & What Kamala Harris Brings
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a member of congress who is doing everything he can to make c-span exciting have you all lost your minds donald trump opposes it because donald trump wants to be president because donald trump has 91 felony counts that he's facing and the only way that those go away and he is not held... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani on Taking His 15-Year-Old Cat Bagel to the Vet & Learning About Duck Penises
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is yet another handsome man with the face of a greek god and skin like a baby dolphin is extremely animated new movie is called migration come on we got to get ready mac ready for what nothing just you know for our big super fun family migration what h bet you didn't see that coming are... Read more
Guest Host Kumail Nanjiani on Trump Bashing Clooney, Biden at NATO & a VERY Honest Graduation Speech
Category: Comedy
Welcome to jimmy k live i am your guest host c nani thank you for coming this is my first time ever hosting a late night talk show never done it before i am so excited to be here what a super chill time to be doing a topical monologue on national television just sharing your personal opinions with millions... Read more
Nikki Glaser on Following Taylor Swift Around Europe, People Trolling Her & Becoming a Musician
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a funny and talented comedian tickets for her alive and unwell tour are available at nikki glazer docomo welcome nikki [applause] glazer thank you so much for doing this you so good at this what never you the whole point to where i'm supposed to sit well as if there was anywhere... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani Delivers Brutally Honest Graduation Speech
Category: Comedy
A few months ago i had the great honor of giving the commencement speech to cornell's graduating class of 2024 i did i don't know why they asked me i did not go to cornell past speakers have included presidents biden and clinton maya angelou and me the guy from hotb time machine 2o and while i gave... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani on Guest Hosting Kimmel, Working with Steve Martin and Martin Short & the Olympics
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a very talented man uh who joins an army of other very talented people including steve martin and martin short you can see season four of only murders in the building on hulu now please welcome kumel nan [applause] johnny wow wow very good to see you and i must say thank you... Read more
John Legend on Performing at the DNC, New Children’s Album & Getting in Trouble with Chrissy Teigen
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is known for making music to make love to now he has an album for the children who come out of that love making it's called my favorite dream please welcome john legend [applause] [music] [applause] [music] how are you oh you look very stylish very handsome that was a that was a perfect... Read more
Peter Dinklage on Shaving His Beard, Loving Springsteen & Working with Metallica's James Hetfield
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight took home four emys over eight seasons of one of the best tv shows ever now you can see them on the silver screen in the new western the thicket it opens at theaters friday please say hello to peter [music] [applause] [applause] dinklage well how are you peter hi oh my gosh your... Read more
Jane Lynch on Only Murders in the Building, Working with Meryl Streep & Big Break in Best in Show
Category: Comedy
My first guest is a very talented five-time emmy winning actress and my beloved co-star and only murgers in the building where she's mastered the role of steve martin stunt double i got a cold case for you where do i put it huh go how'd you get in here who knows have i made copies of all your keys like... Read more
On the Jimmy Kimmel Show Former President THROWS TANTRUM After THIS Comedian Rips Him Apart !"
Category: Entertainment
And let me make one thing perfectly clear you are a total sellout with no spine period gunfire be donald trump's next appeal to black voters but getting shot at doesn't make you popular in the black community if it did then the most famous man in the hood would be liam niss ans has everything that trump... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Recaps All the Crazy Stuff Donald Trump Did Over the Summer
Category: Comedy
I'm jimmy i'm the host i i've returned from the woods i uh i br relax please i'm frightened i'm i am well that's very nice i i uh i was on summer vacation uh this summer i turned pretty i'm back i had a great summer uh before we get into the show i just want to take a minute to thank the team at the... Read more
Billie Eilish on Growing Up with Her Fans & Exclusive Clip: Making Birds of a Feather with FINNEAS
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a 22-year-old singer and songwriter who in her spare time collects grammy and academy awards this is her latest album is called hit me hard and soft and the hit me hard and soft world tour starts september 29th in quebec please welcome billy ish [applause] well thanks for... Read more
Adam Kinzinger on Trump’s Stunt at Arlington, His Body Odor & Republicans Scared to Speak Out
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a former air force pilot and the only former republican congressman invited to speak at the democratic national convention donald trump is a weak man pretending to be strong he is a small man pretending to be big he's a faithless man pretending to be righteous he's a perpetrator who... Read more
Zendaya or Julia Roberts? #wouldyourather #short #quiz
Category: Entertainment
Or would you rather have zenda as your lifelong best friend or julia roberts as your confidant and partner in crime or zand's charm or robert's warmth whose friendship would enrich your life more Read more
Elisabeth Moss on Being Pregnant, Return of The Handmaid’s Tale & Wanting to Be in a Rom Com
Category: Comedy
Intro first this evening is an emmy winner who spent five bonneted seasons on the handmaid's tail and her new limited series is called the [music] [applause] [music] veil where is she here the veil premieres in april on hulu please welcome elizabeth [applause] moss hi so i feel like i should ask are... Read more
Milo Ventimiglia on Fans Being Sad He Got Married, Old Shirtless Headshot & Hanging with Hemsworths
Category: Comedy
After six seasons starring on the beloved television show this is us our first guest is back in the movies he stars alongside two hemsworths and a russell crow in land of bad it opens the theaters february 16th please welcome milo vent [applause] [music] [applause] amilia and what's up man congratulations... Read more
Janet McTeer on Working with Jeff Goldblum on Their New Netflix Show KAOS
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a brilliant very brilliant award-winning actress uh whom you know from both stage and screen next she plays my sister and my wife you heard that correctly the name of her character is hira queen of the gods and i play another one of those greek mythological characters whom you may... Read more