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😂"They're Eating The Dogs!" -Donald Trump
Category: Comedy
In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters i saw it on tv they took my dog cooked it barbecue i saw it they ate lassie rentin tin they've eaten benji they've eaten... Read more
Springfield Ohio pet mystery
Category: People & Blogs
Tonight on unsolved mysteries in the peaceful town of springfield ohio an unsettling mystery has surfaced reports have emerged of a group of haans in the community consuming cats an act that has both baffled what could drive this bizarre behavior in a town known for its tranquility is it an isolated... Read more
DNC Night 4: Kamala Harris Closes Out A Joyous, Highly-Rated DNC | Trump Is A Weak, Unserious Man
Category: Entertainment
Thank you, everybody. come on now. please have a seat. thanks, everybody. have a seat. you're very kind. thank you, chicago. welcome, in here, out there, all around chicagoland. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we are live after the epic night four of the democratic... Read more
Vance: Taylor Swift’s Endorsement Doesn’t Matter | Trump’s Picture Book | Biden Dons MAGA Hat
Category: Entertainment
Welcome to the late show i'm your host steven colar ladies and [music] gentlemen l and gentlemen this country is still a buzz about tuesday's night debate when kla harris shook donald trump's hand then handed him his ass it was it was i got to say it was uh it was fun to watch it was fun to watch instructive... Read more
What "Our Town" Is Teaching Jim Parsons About Being Alive
Category: Entertainment
>> stephen: hey, we are back with the star of "our town" soon to open at the v barrymore theater. mr. jim parsons. who is the stage manager to you? he's not a character but he has a character. >> jim: i think it's thornton wilder, i think it is the author speaking as much as say tom in "a glass menagerie"... Read more
Why Jim Parsons Is So Fond Of Performing On Broadway
Category: Entertainment
>> stephen: welcome back, everybody! ladies and gentlemen, my first guest is a four-time emmy award-winning actor you know from playing sheldon cooper on cbs's "the big bang theory." he now returns to broadway in the new revival of thornton wilder's "our town." please welcome back to "the late show,"... Read more
Tyreek Hill Arrest BODYCAM FOOTAGE
Category: Comedy
Look at what they did to tyreek hill just just did it on his way to a game tyreek hill the wide receiver four [ __ ] ass [ __ ] cops snatched them out snatched them out but slam them on the ground in in in the the the little video cam he slam on [ __ ] his car is 10 times better than yours that's because... Read more
Harris's Debate Smackdown | Trump's Bizarre Pet Rumor | A Hidden Message In Taylor's Endorsement?
Category: Entertainment
Nice to see you at home welcome to the show everybody in here and out there i'm your host step coar hey how about how about that debate last night i mean what a smackdown harris ran trump over with a truck it was so it was so bad it was so bad rfk jr scooped him up and put him in his roadkill freezer... Read more
When 'Hawaii Five-0' Distracts You from the Presidential Debate
Category: Entertainment
Welcome to the "late, late show." thanks for staying up for us. thanks for being here. we appreciate it. thank you. cheesier, guys. good evening, ladies and gentlemen. (applause). >> james: welcome to the show. now of course we have to start with the thing that everyone is talking about, the final presidential... Read more
Presidential Debate Watch Along HIGHLIGHTS w/ Godfrey & Dante Nero
Category: Comedy
Now 2024 debate between vice president kla harris and former vice former president would happen they said it wouldn't happen because trump was trying to run away but now no audience though which i pr you donald trump said nop it probably wasn't going to get too rowdy yeah that's probably why i think... Read more
Kamala Harris and Donald Trump Hit the Campaign Trail!
Category: People & Blogs
Today on inside politics hitting the road kamla harris and donald trump are back on the trail after 67 million people watch them debate they're aiming to mobilize voters in crucial battleground states as polls show this is a race that will be won by incredibly narrow margins Read more
Mike's Creatieve Wereld | Vakantievlog | #3 EuropaPark dag 2
Category: Education
[muziek] hoi en welkom bij deze nieuwe europapark video dag nummer tw wij gaan jullie ook vandaag weer meenemen in onze beleden isen hier in het park ja zonnetje doet al aardig zijn werk dat een eh behoorlijke warme dag te gaan worden we gaan vandaag voor wat achtbanen hebben we gezegd ja ja ja dus... Read more
Venom 3: The Last Dance Trailer Reaction
Category: Entertainment
The question is is venom the last dance going to be the last venom movie yes yeah i think it's pretty much on the nose there they've said it in the title but regardless of whether it is or is not the last venom movie we've got to do fact of the day page number 276 fact number chess ludo and snakes and... Read more
Bill O’Reilly On the Debate & His All-Time Presidential Rankings
Category: Comedy
A man whose dog would feed one of those migrant families in springfield for an entire month adam cora yeah get it on got to get on a church get on a mandate you get it on thanks for tuning in excited to speak to friend of the show bill o'reilly with another triumph new book confronting the president's... Read more
Dick Cheney Endorses Harris | Stephen Makes Trump's Enemy List | Guy Fieri's Mistaken Identity
Category: Entertainment
Welcome to the late show i'm your host stepen colar and it is you know that is oh yeah you know that electricity in this room it is it is debate night eve okay so don't forget to put out some milk and cookies for santa and then give him two minutes for a rebuttal this actually might be the only debate... Read more
Michael Douglas Explores The Causes Of Our Political Polarization In “America’s Burning”
Category: Entertainment
[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. we're back with michael douglas. one scene, one scene got a lot of attention. you improvised something that people do not expect but you believe is important and appropriate to the period. can you explain what happened? >> michael: it was, stephen. i... Read more
Brandon Graham ROASTS the Cowboys #nfldraft #nfl #philadelphiaeagles #dallascowboys
Category: People & Blogs
A e a g l e s e and y'all already know all day dallas sucks all day let's go let's go hey but um you know it's an honor to be here the Read more
Damo's Recovery | Bailey Smith, Carlton's Selection, Pressure On Port | Rush Hour with JB & Billy
Category: Entertainment
M welcome in purple thank you jim and b daman well complete opposite to this time last year my memory of this time last year was we had three unbelievable finals and one pretty ordinary one yep this year we've had three very ordinary ones and one unbelievable one and sucks you called the three all... Read more
Daniel Spencer on Comedy Church - Mormon Garments
Category: Comedy
Who's into garment porn nobody great if you're gay you know that this website was famous famous it was a big porn website called mormon boys mormon boys is garment porn and it's very successful it is people talking in gments and i remember watching it for the first time and being like i need to tell... Read more
Damo’s Recovery | Houston’s Hit, Petracca, Darcy’s Haul & Leaving Tigers | Rush Hour with JB & Billy
Category: Entertainment
There actually is a bit of news kicking around purple yeah there is jim there is and we might start with what's uh about to now unfold with the tribunal as we know with isaac rankin being hit by dan houston in the showdown on saturday night we know that michael christian sent that through to the tribunal... Read more