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Kumail Nanjiani Delivers Brutally Honest Graduation Speech
Category: Comedy
A few months ago i had the great honor of giving the commencement speech to cornell's graduating class of 2024 i did i don't know why they asked me i did not go to cornell past speakers have included presidents biden and clinton maya angelou and me the guy from hotb time machine 2o and while i gave... Read more
Kumail Nanjiani on Guest Hosting Kimmel, Working with Steve Martin and Martin Short & the Olympics
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a very talented man uh who joins an army of other very talented people including steve martin and martin short you can see season four of only murders in the building on hulu now please welcome kumel nan [applause] johnny wow wow very good to see you and i must say thank you... Read more
John Legend on Performing at the DNC, New Children’s Album & Getting in Trouble with Chrissy Teigen
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is known for making music to make love to now he has an album for the children who come out of that love making it's called my favorite dream please welcome john legend [applause] [music] [applause] [music] how are you oh you look very stylish very handsome that was a that was a perfect... Read more
Peter Dinklage on Shaving His Beard, Loving Springsteen & Working with Metallica's James Hetfield
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight took home four emys over eight seasons of one of the best tv shows ever now you can see them on the silver screen in the new western the thicket it opens at theaters friday please say hello to peter [music] [applause] [applause] dinklage well how are you peter hi oh my gosh your... Read more
Jane Lynch on Only Murders in the Building, Working with Meryl Streep & Big Break in Best in Show
Category: Comedy
My first guest is a very talented five-time emmy winning actress and my beloved co-star and only murgers in the building where she's mastered the role of steve martin stunt double i got a cold case for you where do i put it huh go how'd you get in here who knows have i made copies of all your keys like... Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Recaps All the Crazy Stuff Donald Trump Did Over the Summer
Category: Comedy
I'm jimmy i'm the host i i've returned from the woods i uh i br relax please i'm frightened i'm i am well that's very nice i i uh i was on summer vacation uh this summer i turned pretty i'm back i had a great summer uh before we get into the show i just want to take a minute to thank the team at the... Read more
Billie Eilish on Growing Up with Her Fans & Exclusive Clip: Making Birds of a Feather with FINNEAS
Category: Comedy
Our first guest tonight is a 22-year-old singer and songwriter who in her spare time collects grammy and academy awards this is her latest album is called hit me hard and soft and the hit me hard and soft world tour starts september 29th in quebec please welcome billy ish [applause] well thanks for... Read more
Adam Kinzinger on Trump’s Stunt at Arlington, His Body Odor & Republicans Scared to Speak Out
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a former air force pilot and the only former republican congressman invited to speak at the democratic national convention donald trump is a weak man pretending to be strong he is a small man pretending to be big he's a faithless man pretending to be righteous he's a perpetrator who... Read more
Elisabeth Moss on Being Pregnant, Return of The Handmaid’s Tale & Wanting to Be in a Rom Com
Category: Comedy
Intro first this evening is an emmy winner who spent five bonneted seasons on the handmaid's tail and her new limited series is called the [music] [applause] [music] veil where is she here the veil premieres in april on hulu please welcome elizabeth [applause] moss hi so i feel like i should ask are... Read more
Milo Ventimiglia on Fans Being Sad He Got Married, Old Shirtless Headshot & Hanging with Hemsworths
Category: Comedy
After six seasons starring on the beloved television show this is us our first guest is back in the movies he stars alongside two hemsworths and a russell crow in land of bad it opens the theaters february 16th please welcome milo vent [applause] [music] [applause] amilia and what's up man congratulations... Read more
Janet McTeer on Working with Jeff Goldblum on Their New Netflix Show KAOS
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a brilliant very brilliant award-winning actress uh whom you know from both stage and screen next she plays my sister and my wife you heard that correctly the name of her character is hira queen of the gods and i play another one of those greek mythological characters whom you may... Read more
Behind the Scenes with Guest Host Jeff Goldblum & Kimmel Audience
Category: Comedy
Any questions for me if not we'll play the movie game do you know the movie game yell out the name of an actor or an actress or the title of a movie go ahead because we don't have much time go ahead c diaz cameron diaz you said yes that's so funny so now we have to name a movie that she's inre shrek... Read more
Diane Lane on Her Long Acting Career, Working with Kenny Rogers & New Show Feud: Capote vs The Swans
Category: Comedy
Our first guest is a terrific wonderful actress who made her film debut at 13 she's currently emmy nominated for her role in feud capot versus the swans it's available to stream right now on hulu please welcome diane lane [applause] [music] [applause] it is so great to have you here yeah we watched... Read more
Sienna Miller on Meeting Martin Short & Steve Martin, Curb Your Enthusiasm & Working with Costner
Category: Comedy
Our next guest is a terrific actress who stars in kevin cosner's super siiz western horizon an american saga come here get them out of here go go go come on come [music] on there go mom okay it's all right i'm going to be a dad horizon an american soccer chapter 1 opens in theaters friday and chapter... Read more