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Category: News & Politics

Jimmy kimmel had always been known for his quick wit and sharp humor his late night show was a stage for many a celebrity roast but what transpired one particular evening was something out of a comedy sketch that even he would have been proud to write it was a typical bustling evening at the studio... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please ready [music] come uh okay do we go again on my name is lord michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this okay what kind of show is it laen do... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Now the nfl, set to release its 2024 schedule tomorrow. ahead of that we have an exclusive announcement about the opener of "monday night football." joining us right now with that matchup is the man who will be calling the game. there you are. espn's joe buck. hi, joe. >> hey, lara, how are ya? somebody... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

We know that we have three major fires burning another uh fire that is burning this morning we don't want to ignore the other fires is the airport fire this one started in orange county but burned over into riverside county these houses along el cariso road burned this morning we also know the fire... Read more

Category: Sports

All right let's talk about jameson williams so if you're someone who doesn't quite remember who jameson williams is he was a very hyped up draft prospect he was picked 11th overall by the detroit lions they thought he could be a number one wide receiver a lot of people thought he was the number one... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] that theme song could only mean one thing nfl mania is in full swing once again touchdown jets it's game day even the swifties are watching and they are ready swifties it's time to get into the drama with the chiefs who are their rivals here's a with a catch and a first down at the 35 in the... Read more

Category: Comedy

[applause] hello how are you how are you don't want to rub off any of the glitter yeah you got your microphone right there you got to put your mic on well you do it oh i got my gl i could get lost oh where did that silly man go uh oh wait i'm putting it on wrong carmen first of all you look beautiful... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Monday night football returns tonight that also means manning cast is back for its fourth season with eli and payton manning give us their take on the games eli manning joins us now good morning eli how's it going oh good morning uh thanks for having me on you guys went all out when you announced the... Read more

Category: Sports

All right let's talk about zach wilson zach wilson who of course was the number two overall pick with the jets uh things did not work out very well he kind of flamed out pretty quickly there but the broncos said hey uh you know let's take a flyer on him right we're a quarterback d team they they draft... Read more

Category: News & Politics

We're going to get right though to the race for the white house kla harris donald trump set to face off right there at the national constitution center in philadelphia tomorrow night's debate could be the only debate between the two of them stakes are high race is so close want to start off with rachel... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

दो मिनट दो मिनट दो दो मिनट दो अल्ला की कसम अल्ला की कसम मेरी बात सुनो अच्छी है लय शशा टूट गया यह लगा था य देख रहे हो यह देखो यहर ने कर दिया जी जहाज का ठीक है ये टूट गया और ये अ है अ कुमास अक्ष कुमास [हंसी] को म ताकी कौन यार क्या कर रहा है बक आय हाय हाय हाय हाय हाय हाय चेहरा तेरा जब जब देखू रूह की तामीर हो जाए भाई जान जो जनन रूह की तामीर है ना इधर व ये है यार क्या नजारे हैं यार कोई टेंशन ही नहीं है अल्लाह की जात का... Read more

Category: Sports

Okay interesting situation so brock py throws an interception that part okay fine maybe a video you know will make at some point but this is the real uh storyline here obviously you know a lot of a lot of talk between debo samuel and cj garner johnson entering this game well cj garner johnson seemingly... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The search continues tonight for the suspect linked to an active shooter situation in southern kentucky authorities say at least five people were wounded on i75 saturday night after nine vehicles were hit by gunfire just outside of the city of london since then an suv belonging to joseph couch has been... Read more

Category: Sports

All right let's talk about malik willis now of the green bay packers if you didn't hear malik willis of course was a quarterback who was very hyped up coming out of the draft some mock drafts had him going as high as number two overall that didn't quite happen he fell all the way to round three when... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Well no getting around it uh this this sucks i mean it just it does uh jordan love after a very entertaining uh game here on friday night gets injured right at the end of it i'm going to show this play only one time just to let you know what exactly happened you see as love is getting tackled desperately... Read more

Category: Sports

I never met you but i wanted to invite you to the party and you walked in with those green eyes never stolen by nobody and they flick to the future for a moment i could picture then you touch me and i come back and we're talking on the staircase about your big dreams on the big screens out of george... Read more

Category: Comedy

[applause] thanks for being here thank you for having me but um congratulations cu i know uh you had a baby how long ago it's baby night here but how long ago do you have a baby she six months but before we get into anything charlie is very upset with you and does not know how to handle it charlie's... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Sports

All right let's talk about kenny picket of the philadelphia eagles now of course you know was traded from the steelers after it didn't work out there and i was definitely interested in seeing how he was going to play here for philadelphia the overall numbers haven't been particularly good in fact he's... Read more

Category: Sports

I think something always tends to happen with an older running back that gets cut from their team is we just say well they suck now like that it is what it is if the team didn't want him it's an older running back that's probably it but the reality is that's just not how that works right i mean you... Read more