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Category: Film & Animation

Joe flood the most prolific professional hitman in europe mo hits than m time these really bad headaches are you okay i've got some bad news it's terminal i need a contractor executed who do you want retired me i've thought about doing this for years you killed my father clock starts at midnight you're... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

911 no i mean i've always wanted to have a conversation with about it with people you've never talked to people about 9/11 no what's your what's your stance what's my stance on 9/11 oh um anti there was a tragedy i mean we lost 19 of our best guys huh Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please ready maybe maybe you want me to break get uh okay do we go again act on theire my name is lord michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this okay... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay let's see if we can get through one of these skits sketches baby please okay ready c maybe maybe motherfu you want bre uh okay do we go again act on thee my name is lorden michaels i'm the producer and creator of saturday night we're excited because there's never been a television show like this... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Hey hey ma good to see you again glad you're okay it's like you wear a neon sign that says raw dog me i'm a bottom i'm i'm going to let you two catch up me too where were you about 12 floors below you in the tower this whole time how did you get out your # free mve [ __ ] had every lgb te in the world... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Your husband tells you 'i love you.'" three times. name a beverage you'd bring to a picnic. beer. give me a word that rhymes with "glow." bow. name something rabbits love to eat. carrots. name an occasion when you receive gifts. christmas. [ applause ] alright. we asked 100 married women, "tell me how... Read more

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Rebel wilson has shared an exclusive sneak peek at her upcoming directorial debut musical film the deb amid a controversial legal battle with the jabber the pitch perfect actress 44 who is being sued by the film's producers for defamation posted a scene to instagram which captured the characters singing... Read more

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The long awaited sequel beetle juice beetle juice featuring the return of michael katon as the iconic ghostly trickster is finally hitting the screens after a staggering 36-year gap fans have been eagerly anticipating this sequel not just to see if it lives up to the original squirky charm but also... Read more

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[music] best man in the house how you [music] doing hey shooter psch to be the best man what about shooter to ball do you have a feeling that he might be involved as well no shooter the i'm sax nice to meet you shooter i didn't know you guys were traveling together oh well he was on the taxi stand and... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Seen some weird bl i ain't see no blood at home i don't know what is happening to me this is power i'm told he's the source of power we shut him down we get our city back in exchange for wealth and power the devil mal buia has sent a lieutenant to earth to recruit men this this is the b they took my... Read more

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In season 1 episode 1 of the perfect couple the kiss between amelia and benji is a significant turning point in their relationship it highlights the depth of their emotional connection and the tension they built up this moment is crucial as it signifies a shift from friendship or attraction to a more... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

So you can expect it to have little impact the bad news is it won't be long before bigger more influential newspapers realize this warrant's further scrutiny so i think the time might have come for your majesty to make some kind of preemptive statement uh what what kind of statement one of support even... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Didn't tell me the groom's having last minute doubts no andrews asked us all to come together because he wants someone to explain why god's name is going on with our mother the wedding of the duke of york should be a landmark event at home and abroad instead thanks to the queen's inexplicable lapse... Read more

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Morning darling t what anyone object if i had something stronger coffee no i was thinking whiskey margaret it's 9:00 yes i know but it's not morning not my world anyway tony called in the small hour from a call box in the middle of nowhere hell it's me can you do something for me you told me to go into... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[musique] l'entrée du personnel se fait par l'office plus loin j'ai mis une annonce pour recruter un employé de maison trop la classe on dirait un british je suis un british oh ça va pas être simple qui sait ce qu'il nous [musique] apportera je cherchais de réseau et moi je fais de la broderie avec... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] 7 and a half thank you welcome to lester corp how may we meet your filing needs no no um my name is craig schwartz and i have an interview with dr lester oh uh please have a seat mr warz schwarz pardon schwarz i'm i'm sorry i have no idea what you're saying to me right now my name is schwarz... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

For [music] oh [music] oh you know what the puppeteer told me love me today i know i can't think of anything more pathetic i'm sorry good afternoon sir the broadhurst theater hey say uh ain't you that actor guy yes yeah john uh what is uh john um uh ah don't tell me uh mapleth malovic malovich right... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

He uh aren't you john makovich no yeah you are i can't [ __ ] believe you're in this [ __ ] hole man this is m this is john be know this is john maln this is john malovich l i am not yes lester please don't do it please don't kill maxine so you'll leave yes i said i i i am leaving all right do it now... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] do you smell this yes or ar those molecules binding to a receptor in your nasal cavity got me and are you right now in this moment are you putting your slash skin back together yourself and what makes you think you can take charge of the rest if i were you i would stay home until my body was... Read more

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Shooter theal amia sex nice to meet you what are you doing is it your first time it's freezing you're crazy on a private plane turn around this is gorgeous what about should it evol do you have a feeling that he might be involved as well no on n tucket oh it's probably old hat to you you've been there... Read more