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Category: Comedy

[music] uh hey guys just uh little behind the scenes here of touch the bun and i just got to tell you this is the worst slo i probably ever had this is really bad i wouldn't even consider this food honestly it just tastes like they just got a bag of surplus lettuce and shavings of different vegetables... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I have to talk about a scene stealer the horse i mean come on it really set the internet on fire i love that i love this gives me so much joy we should get a tattoo of it i'm way ahead of you i was really going to watch the movie but i'm like this is brilliant funny Read more

Category: Comedy

[applaudissements] [musique] [musique] [musique] [musique] [applaudissements] merci merci merci alors san francisco bon alors hugo hugues aufray par hugo frère ça fait pas vu le et hugo moi frère renaud bonsoir hugues bonsoir salut salut à tous salut j'aime beaucoup lui salut à tous salut la belgique... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. we're back with michael douglas. one scene, one scene got a lot of attention. you improvised something that people do not expect but you believe is important and appropriate to the period. can you explain what happened? >> michael: it was, stephen. i... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

दो मिनट दो मिनट दो दो मिनट दो अल्ला की कसम अल्ला की कसम मेरी बात सुनो अच्छी है लय शशा टूट गया यह लगा था य देख रहे हो यह देखो यहर ने कर दिया जी जहाज का ठीक है ये टूट गया और ये अ है अ कुमास अक्ष कुमास [हंसी] को म ताकी कौन यार क्या कर रहा है बक आय हाय हाय हाय हाय हाय हाय चेहरा तेरा जब जब देखू रूह की तामीर हो जाए भाई जान जो जनन रूह की तामीर है ना इधर व ये है यार क्या नजारे हैं यार कोई टेंशन ही नहीं है अल्लाह की जात का... Read more

Category: Comedy

And now we come to don a lot of people wonder why don is so mean don's always been mean when don was born the doctor slapped him and don punched him in the mouth he is don [applause] rickle i' in pick in many many movies and i say from the bottom of my heart as an actor who is weak h you and i know... Read more

Category: Entertainment

And now here there's three big lessons that we need to learn here in america first of all if they can get away with banning and censoring they will do it in brazil what happened and this is the second lesson they're ruling the country by their legis legislative well the judicial branch the judicial... Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: Film & Animation

The boy jumped from a tall building and ended up flying straight up he carries the toy airplane through the city and lands in the forest then he made a wish to the airplane to see his father the plane lights up red as if to grant him his wish but his dad never shows up so the boy found a tower and tried... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-we're back with eddie redmayne, and i'm so appreciative that you're here. this is a show night, and you mentioned you're on stage most of the night, but you're also, you're not just standing on stage. here's another art card of a sort of jump that i could only do maybe once, and i feel like you're... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-our first guest tonight is an academy award and tony-winning actor you know from movies like "the theory of everything," "the danish girl," and the "fantastic beasts" franchise. he is currently tony nominated for his work in "cabaret" at the kit kat club, which is playing at the august wilson theater... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Pressure's all right gary that's perfect [music] is there any area in particular you want me to focus on today oh gary how many guys have you done this with you're the first guy that i've ever been intimate with i had a wife she left i really don't know what to say i mean words of affirmation is not... Read more

Category: Comedy

Did you sure say isis it's her name change it it's your last or first name first name the easiest one to change what's your last name hamas what is it sherlock sherlock the only way this name could be worse is if her first name was no shit is that one for me yeah all right i'll take it give me that... Read more

Category: Comedy

With okay so because i was a tennis player i dealt with like a lot of pressure before talk because i played tennis it was i know how to [ __ ] go all right just like i was just like running around with my balls and playing hitting stuff but like my i had a basically a tennis career before this which... Read more

Category: Comedy

I didn't even plan on being a stand-up comedian like i wasn't one of those kids that was like one day i'm gna have a netflix special it wasn't in my head i want i always want to be a professional tennis player like i joke that like my dream i failed things went ary and now i have a netflix [laughter]... Read more

Category: Sports

Intro you can't be crying if you're a coach uh before a super bowl cuz then everyone would be like hey remember when you cried and then lost the super bowl yeah and then that gif is just going to be used anytime you screw up yeah and that guy wearing the crazy pants was in the 500 level that's probably... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Jimmy kimmel cheekily reacts to jimmy fallon’s late-night episode cancellation Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is a member of congress who is doing everything he can to make c-span exciting have you all lost your minds donald trump opposes it because donald trump wants to be president because donald trump has 91 felony counts that he's facing and the only way that those go away and he is not held... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our next guest is yet another handsome man with the face of a greek god and skin like a baby dolphin is extremely animated new movie is called migration come on we got to get ready mac ready for what nothing just you know for our big super fun family migration what h bet you didn't see that coming are... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

What's this it's just garden variety test are you a human you should be able to pass it easily unless you are possessed by a cross-dimensional beast right just a couple human beings having a conversation one of them has a pasta poot straa to his head let's start off with a layup okay puppies love them... Read more