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Category: Comedy

[music] [applause] everyone [applause] a come here what is that about what is that about what is that about i think you understand i'm pretty sure you know a it's going to be good we're going to be good we're going to be fine we're going to be fine we are all in this together yes we are we're going... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Finally beat medicare thank you president biden president trump was right he did beat medicare beat it to death i am the chosen [music] one my fellow americans bye have a great time [applause] [music] meanwhile sir do you believe that vice president kla harris is only on the ticket because she is a... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] it's called pop the balloon or find love and we asked two of the most viral contestants from the show to be here i told you what i do for work what they do currently is okay because they're bosses like a boss stature your moment went viral uh because the person ask you about not being married... Read more

Category: Comedy

All right pizza review time we're at carpen zanos i love the guy in there making the pizza when you get into new haven you run into a couple things box and park drink and then you got pizza makers that look like pizza like i don't know how else to describe it they come out they look like pizza it's... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Ian haynesworth had been miserable ever since a tragic horseback riding accident had left his wife jane in a coma for the next 3 years he shied away from all social contact because he wanted to be alone with his grief then one day he met susan meyer who because of her own tr tragedy was just as miserable... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

It it it it oh it it it did the nurses know you do this oh hey um you weren't supposed to see that well clearly but you can buy my silence if you'll have coffee with me oh i would love to but i think i'm in a rush here i'm supposed to meet my girlfriend's for lunch at one is it one yet well you tell... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hi hi hi hi hi i'm so sorry i'm late no that's fine wow white gloves what are we having lunch in in the 1880s well it's a very elegant club you know orson's been a member here for years it'll be even nicer when they finish the construction so you were very mysterious on the phone why did you want to... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Person and i are engaged oh my gosh i let me see oh you move fast i know it's quick but it's just feels so right orson is just the most warm wonderful generous man oh generous that means he's good in the se actually uh no we haven't had sex yet we're waiting until we get married [laughter] oh my god... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Guess who i am peppa pig i'm peppa pig [music] foreign [music] Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] i [music] know me [music] [music] please welcome jennifer aniston the one and only universe Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] i [music] know me [music] [music] please welcome jennifer aniston the one and only universe please welcome jennifer lawrence please welcome jennifer hudson please welcome jennifer coolidge guess what the beautiful jennifer coolidge who is about to hit our shores for vivid in sydney we're not... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Oh, well, he's just walking in right now. i'll tell him. great news, joey. i just got you the lead in an industrial safety video ! what ? no, no no no no no. i don't want to do any more stuff like that. look, bobbie... i came to la to take the next step in my career. and i feel like i'm taking a step... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Hey what's up you guys it is me shane grady and welcome back to my channel yes so apologies the sun is like moving clouds are blocking and unblocking so i seem to be going in and out of brightness right now i just wanted to do the original setup that i usually have for my videos because i know the past... Read more

Category: News & Politics

It's never easy it's never easy it is one of the toughest jobs that you can do being a police officer but i think that you're just cut from a different cloth and you know you can call it a calling you can call it i want to help people um but when you have an officer that you know leaves home goes to... Read more

Category: Sports

So yeah pretty good sunday so far the chargers get the dub against the lowly raiders at home 22 to10 i believe was the final score nobody really did as well stat wise and stuff herbert or any of the running backs receivers but defense definitely stepped up only allowing 10 points this week one so definitely... Read more

Category: Comedy

Yeah yeah no go ahead no fil me i put this on facebook.com yeah but what are we doing they're coming over the yard like freaking insane what what your farts dumb ass they're wafting into my yard they're making me sick that doesn't even make sense it's not they're coming what say one two three four guys... Read more

Category: Sports

Intro all was s y but rico from street scores and we do not have a training camp practice today but we still have a lot going on so you can consider this a rico report because we're kind of going to bounce around everywhere first of all the washington commanders basically resigned wide receiver byron... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Okay greetings brothers and sisters i don't make videos here regularly anymore i used to make videos about hollywood celebrities dropping like flies here and then also things to do with sports and sometimes they they would crisscross because there was these athletes that would you know drop like flies... Read more

Category: Sports

What's going on dudes and duded so it looks like the other day justin herbert was finally taken out of that walking boot so he was out there and practice the past couple of days and probably not doing too much maybe working off by himself he did not play in the game over the weekend but maybe there's... Read more

Category: Sports

Aaron a little bit of a rough day in the outfield for soto starting in that second inning. what did you see on that ball team? i think early on it was a tough guy with the, just the weather. um, so there's tough reads. i think he just read it as a shorter pop up and went in and then just got himself... Read more