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Category: Comedy

[music] on [music] good evening i'm not crying i just put in ey drops and also i'm crying okay hi i'm dave land welcome to normal world who else am i with there you are it's me and also me angela angela hi there you go how are you today ah beautiful excellent where can we find your new channel me on... Read more

Category: Comedy

Uh he said he was on a horse farm and if he was riding i hope those horses get the chiropractic care that they they will need but the the real question to me is can cnn get some new resumés in the mix because not only they bring back him and he was ratings poison but they also brought back jeffrey tubin... Read more

Category: Sports

What's up everybody it's strictly unconventional back at it this is josh your boy be brandon yeah okay you're so stupid all right we're gonna kind of do a quick recap of last week's picks um because there were a couple in here that we lost out on um starting off with brandon's ridiculous take of oklahoma... Read more

Category: Entertainment

साल 1987 में काम रखिए साहब मेरे पास पहले से ही बहुत मजदूर है और नहीं मवा मालिक रख लीजिए गरीब आदमी अच्छा ठीक है पर दिन का जदा क्या कर रहा गाद काम क्यों कर रहा 204 में सुनो मेरे घर में काम चल रहा है काम करेगा मालिक खुद ढूंढते हैं लेबर को 00 मजदूरी दूंगा 00 देगा तो करेंगे 500 बंदे तो करेंगे अब वैसे भी अभी मजदूर नहीं मिल रहा है रख लीजिए ले लो भाई साहब अच्छा ठीक है आ मजदूर नहीं मिल रहा चलो ठीक है काम कर रहा है मजदूर कितना... Read more

Category: Gaming

Oh hello audrey hey a couple of my friends are throwing a party you want to go with me the only thing is we'd probably stay out late since it starts at midnight don't the players have curfew on the week of a game are are you kidding me yeah of course we have curfew do i give a [ __ ] of course i don't... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I say we open it. maybe we should knock first. yeah. adam. babs. ow! ow! ow! ow! why? do you know how to pick em? let me ask you something. is this relationship really solid? do i have a shot at her at all? excuse me? sure. i overstepped my bounds. just help me. come on. you know what's really beautiful... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] when i'm online when i'm trolling it makes me laugh queen and jeffrey h are so [ __ ] [music] gay all right i hope you guys enjoyed that little singing [music] segment [ __ ] a my [ __ ] godamn allergies i got [ __ ] smoker cough over here i'm actually pulling into a gas station right now cuz... Read more

Category: Music

You don't have peanut butter oh jy roll the last time he ate it stuck in his bell to rock and [music] roll last time he ate it oh how c [applause] every saw good buddies tiy and d that's why you don't like peanut butter oh jell [music] roll the last time he ate it stoke to his belly rock and roll Read more

Category: Comedy

बुखार हुआ 104 हुआ मैं तो बीमार हुआ ली है दवाई आई आई आई नींद नहीं आती सारी रात मुझे मैं तो अब सो ना पाऊं लेके रजाई आई आई आ Read more

Category: Entertainment

I was fired from this show uh a while ago but if you know don't look that up please welcome to watch mojo and today we're counting down our picks for the beefs conflicts and spats that the legendary nbc sketch show saturday night live is responsible for lauren i need to talk to you you can't let tina... Read more

Category: Comedy

The kelsey brothers jason and travis have come up they made they were talking on their um hundreds of million dollars podcast that uh they like to mix their cereal something that we've talked about before no they don't mix i thought they did mix no these are just their favorite cereals they don't mix... Read more

Category: Comedy

साल 1987 में साहब साहब काम पे रख लीजिए साहब देख नहीं रहा है मेरे पास पहले से ही बहुत मजदूर है और नहीं चाहिए जाओ साहब साहब ऐसा मत कीजिए साहब आप मेरे भगवान है साहब आप ऐसा मत कीजिए साहब मालिक रख लीजिए गरीब आदमी है अच्छा ठीक है पर दिन का ₹ से ज्यादा नहीं दूंगा जाओ ठीक है मालिक क्या कर रहा है तुम इतना देर काम करेगा मालिक जल्दी-जल्दी करता हूं मालिक साल 2024 में ए सुनो मेरे घर में काम चल रहा है काम करेगा ₹ मजदूरी दूंगा ₹5000000... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Entertainment

So yes it is con season and everything so if you're out there enjoy and drive safe drink safe and enjoy your costumes remember to stay hydrated some of those costumes get really freaking hot oh my god ain't that the tr ain't that the true yeah leather ain't for the week baby sexy as it is it it doesn't... Read more

Category: Sports

[music] what is up texas a&m agies fans gigum your old friend indy cartim here aggie's post game versus mc mcne state and that's a little better right what we saw there uh on saturday a little bit more promising and encouraging than what we saw versus notre dame in week one as the aies get their first... Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: Entertainment

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Category: People & Blogs

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Category: People & Blogs

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Category: People & Blogs

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