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Category: Comedy

Intro our next guest is the voice of six super bowls and 24 world series next week he takes over play-by-play duties on monday night football on espn and abc please welcome joe buck [applause] first time on the show how are you i'm good i can't believe this is your first time on the show it is my first... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Mrs vakis i appreciate you coming mr bali we buried my brother-in-law 2 days ago i'm sorry for your loss a terrible accident this isn't that simple i need the best investigator i can't trust the local police why is that my husband's family owns some and if he finds out that you hired me any witnesses... Read more

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[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, folk, you know my next guest tonight from her scene-stealing performances in movies like "gone baby gone" and shows including "the office" and "only murders in the building." she now stars in the new film "wolfs." please... Read more

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Welcome to the oil [music] business oil and gas industry makes $3 billion a day in pure profit and it's only getting bigger but before any of that money is made you got to secure the land and manage the people that's my job first part is pretty simple it's a second part that can get you killed [music]... Read more

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Category: Comedy

Our first guest is an oscar nominated emy awardwinning actor playwright and director his latest movie sing sing is in theaters now please welcome coleman domingo [applause] [music] [applause] [music] you know i knew i this i knew you're going to be here so this morning i spent about an hour thinking... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Close to 10 million instagram users have liked swift's post explaining her decision to back harris and her running mate tim wals the harris walls campaign is selling out of taylor swift tribute friendship bracelets after the singer's endorsement not to be outdone the trump campaign responded with their... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're gonna get to the news. the democratic national committee released their party platform document yesterday, which was written before president biden dropped out of the race, which explains... Read more

Category: Music

Hello everyone career turnarounds are a hard thing to pull off for example i'm willing to bet that a lot of you haven't thought about katie perry in a while which is usually a death nail to a music career but of course then katie went and dropped her newest single woman's world the track is already... Read more

Category: Comedy

एक सेकंड अरे भाई साहब हां भैया ये ट्रेन कब तक आएगी पगला बुला है क्या यार येय स्टेशन नजर आ रहा है तुमको ये एयरपोर्ट है इसमें ट्रेन नहीं प्लेन आती है अच्छा एयरपोर्ट है हां फिर ये प्लेन कौन से प्लेटफॉर्म पे आएगी नहीं साला कहां कहां सेता है बल खब है Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome welcome welcome to armchair expert experts on expert i'm dan shepard i'm joined by miniature mouse hello there how you doing i'm doing good how are you doing really good you know one of our favorite episodes of sam harris ever right was him debating this man this this mysterious man ezra clined... Read more

Category: Comedy

Doing crazy fit in the news brought to you by ghost energy the bm are on right now on right now we missed them okay so addison ray addison ray's outfit i think here's what i have to say i think in a year this would be considered iconic okay okay hear me out she looks like she's getting a mamogram oh... Read more

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[music] i was wrestling like should i write a verse the culture got enough clout chasing vultures out here trying to prove they worth they need attention they can't imagine me not trying to make myself look bigger off of this kendrick mention i can't imagine his position before i got on my mission i... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hi how's everybody doing tonight uh it's about 11:00 p.m. west coast time on saturday what a week i mean we've gone from kamla harris just absolutely destroying donald trump in tuesday night's presidential debate donald trump completely self- emulating and collapsing during tuesday night's presidential... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hi how's everybody doing tonight uh it's about 11:00 p.m. west coast time on saturday what a week i mean we've gone from kamla harris just absolutely destroying donald trump in tuesday night's presidential debate donald trump completely self- emulating and collapsing during tuesday night's presidential... Read more

Category: Music

[ __ ] hello hello everybody doing a video today as important news came up in the community of alternativ um those of you who remember warp tour sadly you know disbanded not so many years ago but uh long enough it seems like it's been forever well we had some news today and i had a double take to make... Read more

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Family shannon sharp done leak himself getting a crazy workout in the bedroom and y'all know what i mean by workout i don't need to say anything more or anything less but now i have to think about it comment down below what y'all think about this do y'all think it was intentional because we always hear... Read more

Category: Comedy

Baby the story everybody been waiting for uncle shannon shop was waxing someone's buns y'all on instagram live not the sharpshooter yes hunty fans were taking back when an's page went live and all you heard was him and his lady moaning and groaning now pardon us for a second while we take a quick gander... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

आज तो देखो क्या करता हूं मैं आजा पिल्ले इधर अबे आजा बे डौगी इस रामा अरे बाप रे बाप अरे मेरा ी को क्या रे बाप रे बाप बचाओ रे अरे कुछ देखो रे बाप अरे मेरे डौकी अरे ये हरे कहां चल अरे मेरे डौकी को बचा रे अरे क्या कर अरे ये कैसे हड्डी बन गया जी अब मैं क्या करूं अरे बाप रे बाप कै ह हो गया कैसा लगा मेरा मजाक Read more

Category: People & Blogs

अरे क्या कर रहा है खाना खा रहा है अरे छुपा क्यों रहा [संगीत] है अच्छा पति का खाना है देखो कैसे टेप लगा के रखा है अरे पति का खाना सारा तो खत्म कर दिया अब क्या करेगा अच्छा आप खुद से बनाएगा [संगीत] देखो कैसे बना रहा है हाथों में लग गया हो गया क्या अच्छा बन गया सारा गाना फिर से टेप लगा के रखा है पति तो समझ गया Read more