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Category: Entertainment

I don't give a of camal harrison aloh hol because i'm still gonna root for that because i was never a i'm trump guy i'm a never trump guy i'm a never trump guy i'm a never trump Read more

Category: Entertainment

Buckle up america because what's happening in springfield ohio is nothing short of an invasion a quiet midwestern town population 60,000 suddenly flooded with 15,000 haitian migrants the mainstream media tried to fact track this story out of existence but reality has a way of breaking through we're... Read more

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Are making this the most important issue on their list what do you say to haitian immigrants who say spreading false claims about them put their lives at risk no one has spread false claims what they've said is they're eating the dog they're eating the cat it does sound tasty they're eating the pet... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] let me just tell about world leaders victor orban one of the most respected men they call him a strong man he's a he's a tough person smart prime minister of [music] hungary they said why is the whole world blowing up three years ago it wasn't why is it blowing up he said because you need trump... Read more

Category: Comedy

Here are the top 10 reasons why you hate donald trump number 10 the hair it's like a cotton candy experiment gone horribly wrong number nine twitter fingers he tweets more than a caffeinated parrot number eight the wall spoiler it's not in game of thrones number seven kif we still don't know what it... Read more

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Did my mom leave you my math notebook here you go are you okay why she's dropped off that notebook every day this week do you have any ideas about how i can stop spacing out before school well i was totally zoned out of this election stuff just not paying attention how come selfcare big mood but then... Read more

Category: Comedy

-even donald trump's biggest supporters are now admitting that he lost tuesday's debate to kamala harris. they're just hoping no one saw it. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." ♪♪ going into the debate, the harris campaign strategy was obvious -- "rattle donald trump." but trump's allies... Read more

Category: News & Politics

On june 27th, president biden had a debate performance so rocky that, a month later, he had stepped aside, clearing a path for vice president kamala harris to take his place. many said it was the most catastrophic debate performance in american history. but last night, donald trump said, "hold my diet... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Ladies and gentlemen what we witnessed on tuesday night was not a debate it was a three-on-one cage match with the mainstream media tag teaming with cala harris against donald trump but here's the kicker trump not only held his own he dominated despite abc's best efforts to stack the deck the american... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. and if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. before we get started, a little housekeeping. if you're watching this show on tv right now, you probably watched us do a live show about the debate in primetime a couple... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Meine damen und herren mein lieber kollege matze meser der ist mal wieder losgezogen und hat sich bürgerinnen und bürger für sein kleines duell klein gegen groß gesucht diesmal war aber nicht in irgendeinem park nein er war auf einem kreuzfahrtschiff und deshalb sage ich leine los schwimmwesten an hier... Read more

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Also die deutschen haben jetzt ein statement gemacht und bevor jetzt schon wieder leute labern ja was will den sagen ich habe selber so ein ausweis und alle die so ein auswe haben werden das auch mit mir genauso teilen ich lasse jetzt reden und dann rede ich von jemanden gefördert oder mich an seinem... Read more

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Dann habe ich wieder hülle der löwen geguckt und da gab es ein super produkt wirklich also ich bin begeistert immer noch wer von ihnen weiß was eine kemelto ist hand hoch kemelto sehr schön fast nur männer zeigen auf prima für alle anderen kemelto ist jetzt nicht das schloss von könig artus nein das... Read more

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Ein ganz besonderes highlight über die heiligen tage was war's was wer hat die traumschiff folge geguckt die pornofolge w hat gesehen was da für drehorte waren los angeles uta und gastauftritte ey dagegen stinkt wetten das komplett ab die dialoge besser als nietzsche und auch wirklich schauspielerisch... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Rico rico rico pay attention sorry mr rack let's sum up this year we explored the failure of democracy while the social scientist brought our world to the brink of chaos we talked about the veterans how they took control and impose the stability that has lasted for generations since you know these facts... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

A come on it's just a bug better put your goggles on just the bug we humans like to think we are nature's finest achievement i'm afraid it just isn't true this ar sand people is superior in many ways it reproduces in vast numbers has no ego has no fear doesn't know about death and so is the perfect... Read more

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Do you want to see the government shrink at all yes yes i think we all do i mean i don't think we all do who does you and i do yeah uh i i don't know if either the trump or biden camps want to shrink the government they for sure harris i don't sorry i said biden denight the harris camp i don't think... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-welcome back. we're here with demi moore. um, of course, one of the nice things about, uh, as our life passes, as we live longer, we have children and we have grandchildren. and congratulations. you're a grandmother. -i am. whoo! -your daughter, rumer, has a one-year-old. she's a seven -- almost 17... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-welcome back, everybody. our first guest tonight is an emmy- and golden globe-nominated actress. you know her from iconic movies like "ghost," "a few good men," and "g.i. jane," plus the fx series "feud: capote versus the swans." she stars in "the substance," which is in theaters september 20th. let's... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Ladies and gentlemen buckle up because we've got a political bombshell for you thanks to a little time travel magic we've seen tomorrow's debate and let me tell you it's a doozy donald trump the man that they've tried to silence to prosecute to keep off the ballot steps onto that stage and does what... Read more