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Category: People & Blogs

I heard you t john legend how to swim too yes okay who's better though me or john i love you john but you know so john legend it was a couple years ago his pool was shorter okay you out swam him by a lot i did by a lot oh see he had a little little tidy pool you would have done laps around him you hear... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

So happy to have you here yes thank you thank you can i get another round of applause for her but i had the greatest coach though a thank you thank you thank you know thank you for taking time to help me learn how to swim and all of that good stuff yes you you did phenomenal i'm so so proud of you the... Read more

Category: Comedy

I like the hair i just imag you obviously like a chop i just imagine anna winter there and that makes me feel better okay that actually does like if anna ror was like young and sexy which of course at one time she was i don't know if she was ever sexy i mean i know she's had sex but she has a daughter... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Welcome back may is asian-american and pacific islander heritage month it's a time for celebrating the rich history and culture of tens of millions of americans that includes my next guest he is a three-time par olympic medalist for team usa in 2012 he won bronze and in both 2016 and 2020 he won silver... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I know what kind of situations you can get into being from out there when you're in those streets especially in his area like they kind of like they kind of like notorious for notorious sh like um last time we were we were we left off talking about nipy you know and um was trying to ask you was a lot... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Intro on ncis the dedicated team members endure long hours and face highstakes situations in their quest for justice while the on-screen challenges are intense the financial rewards for the show's stars are equally substantial since its debut in 2003 the cast featuring notable names like mark harmon... Read more

Category: Gaming

We're doing public access again this is our third one and this is the labor day special which you know we just did commercials last week so mad clown was on a mad tear to get this segment going did not have to do it but did it and here we are so we've got a labor day special for public access some of... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Got going on i just did that cheers hey salute it looks like it light lighted it up lightened it up a little bit yeah we do uh do apologize about the delay there we changing a couple things cuddley texon blame totter mike we'll go ahead and put it on me brother well you shoulder strong well look here... Read more

Category: Sports

you're not happy about it. you're coming in, i've never decisions sometimes go your way, sometimes they don't. some of the personal fans that i see on to on social media grow up, grow up. there's people are there. grow up. there's people there that yeah, that's exactly it. it's all i've heard from... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Oh that that makes me laugh so hard that clip that is we've got more response from that clip than anything in nine years really i just just throwing her against the fridge yeah now did she get hurt you had to rehearse that you know she every we rehearse it a lot and every time i said am i hurting you... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Thank you thank you thank you thank you very much i don't need it i take it thank you veryone thanks thanks thank thanks thank you thank you very much please oh and back at you thanks so much i oh that's ah i know some people are sitting down going that was really loud and i apologize i don't know how... Read more

Category: Entertainment

My book is out now it's called what this comedian said will shock you and it's available now anywhere you get your books the one thing i miss is going up in a room full of strangers and winning that audience over that's the thing i hated the most i would get a student loan i would register and my parents... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Males who become females participating in female sports where is that now are are they allowing it for well that's interesting um i had uh riley gaines here once she's the woman who uh made a stink as i think she had a very good right to about leah thomas i don't know if you know who that is he's the... Read more

Category: Entertainment

First time ever on stage was the improv ever uh and i did well did you do well the first time that kind of tends to be the of course not how could you do well the first time because it's audition night and and the crowd is very generous and i don't know it was that seemed to be the the way it went that's... Read more

Category: Comedy

Cold shower good to be here i have a little cold i have a cold because uh i have a shower in my house i don't know if anyone else has this where it takes me an hour to take a shower i have the shower where you you cannot get the accurate temperature setting i don't know yeah you know how annoying that... Read more

Category: Comedy

My son doesn't care about anything he called me the day he's like hey dad i'm in the car yeah i don't know i guess uh i guess i'm out of gas right now what do you mean you don't know joe are you moving is the car moving i'm not moving i'm not moving i'm put put my foot on a pedal i'm not going anywhere... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[संगीत] ओ भाई ये क्या कर र है दोस्तो लास्ट तक देखना वीडियो को ओ भाई साब कोयले गिरा दिए कलर डाल फोटो दे रहे कैसी फोटो आए ओ भाई क्या फोटो आ Read more

Category: News & Politics

Since when does the vice president have what sounds like a southern accent now who's respon i say who's responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person Read more

Category: Entertainment

A fond farewell to eric gilland remembering a true television pioneer in an industry filled with luminaries few shine as brightly as the late eric gilland the renowned television writer and producer best known for his phenomenal work on the iconic series rosanne passed away on september 1st 2023 at... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] hello i'm daniel and i'm on a freaking cruise ship baby which means for the first time in 3 months the stalker is not going to ruin my life we going to have a stalker free good time ar we now g oh wait no stalker no stalker no stalker all right let's cut the crap the stalker he's he's he's on... Read more