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Category: Comedy

हां भाई क्या चल रहा ये कृष्णा के साथ क्या चल रहा पहले मेरे को वो याद है मिटी नहीं की साइज मैटर्स मतलब साइज डिफरेंट होते हैं फिर दूसरी वाली फोटो प जाके हवस की ला टपका दी चलो वो तो बंदी निकली तो फिर हम उसे छोड़ देते हैं आज फिर कृष्णा की न्यूज है कृष्णा मेरी जिंदगी में बस गया है हे प्रभु मैं राधे राधे करने वाला इंसान हूं कृष्णा नहीं अरे आज नहीं है यार बट एक चीज अच्छी हुई है मैंने लास्ट टाइम जब कृष्णा कवर किया था सेकंड लास्ट टाइम उसम मैंने कहा था कि मेरे को... Read more

Category: Comedy

बचपन में मैंने सोचा था जो होगा देख लूंगा लेकिन अब जो हो रहा है देख ही नहीं पा रहा क्यों ऐसा क्या हो रहा है जो आप देख नहीं पा रहे कल गली में लड़ाई हो गई बताओ किसकी मैं सो रहा था ना देख ही नहीं पाया Read more

Category: Comedy

सुहाग रात वाले दिन अगर मेरी बीबी ने जोर से चिल्ला दिया तो मेरे घर वाले क्या ही सोचेंगे मेरे बारे में कि कैसा जानवर लड़का पाल रखा है और अगर वह नहीं चिल्लाई तो फिर मैं क्या सोचूं अपनी बीवी के बारे में कि मेरे स्टेडियम का पहला खिलाड़ी मैं ही नहीं था बात तो सही है स्वा Read more

Category: Sports

Intro [music] [applause] [music] welcome to what chaos! what nuts it is wednesday september 11th in the united states and canada and this is what chaos presented by prize picks daily fantasy sports made easy my name is dj bean this man is named pete bur over there is a man a young boy a cool man named... Read more

Category: Comedy

Two nights ago donald trump and i had our first debate and i believe we owe it to the voters to have another debate so what do you think huh do you think there should be a second debate huh do you huh oh oh yeah you know lacy right oh a cop knocked on my door a few minutes ago and he said lacy's been... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Hate hate hate hate hast du nicht erst neulich gesagt der us-wahlkampf ist dir komplett egal nein ich sagte der us-wahlkamp ist komplett gottlos genau petrus ja das geht also klar mit sonnenschein wenn kamala harris präsidentin wird sehr schön und der regenbogen ah die rechte liegen gar nicht mehr bei... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Yesterday right when the debate was over i got a text message and it was like vinnie taylor swift endorsed kamla harris right now can you please go nat can you go to the actual um i sent you the did you get the photos n i sent you the photo on slack this is taylor with a cat uh good that's a good- looking... Read more

Category: Comedy

Tim wall's maga older brother jeff walls suggested in a recent facebook post that he didn't consider tim fif for office writing the stories i could tell not the type of character you want making decisions about your future when a newsnation reporter reached out this was the story that jeff told my little... Read more

Category: Comedy

Speaking of awful surprises we have some more ghosts from joan dudan vance's horrible and quite recent past joan dudan you know again you're missing some that was good that was good joan duddi and i i i swear if you don't laugh at these i'll stop doing them and we got a long list of these and yeah... Read more

Category: Comedy

Ahead of the debate the new york times in sienna college released a new poll that found harris and trump to be neck and neck as they enter the home stretch i believe 48 trump 47 comma 28% of likely voters said they need to know more about harris while only 9% said they need to know more about trump... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Um k's just been reading out some other messages to me i didn't get one of them he didn't understand one of them but somebody called diana's just said it's just my opinion but she thinks on it g people like um pineapple and pizzas you should call him again Read more

Category: News & Politics

Look at what happened to danab bash l about the palestinian people she l calling out danab bash's bias coverage danab bash's colleague at cnn jake tapper said protesters target dana because she's jewish there is nothing about her coverage of the israel hamas war that is different from most other news... Read more

Category: Comedy

Our first guest tonight is a legend she is a two-time oscar winner and a frequently arrested champion of human rights please say hello to the one and only jaye [applause] [music] fonda guess what what i've got big news what happened taylor swift just endorsed kamala that's true right that really happened... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] welcome to uh another stor of nnn news network where we give it to you straight no chaser now uh science has proven that uh uh the male species is going extinct the why chromosome is disappearing in in the male species so fast cuz all the plastic and petroleum [ __ ] that's in our food uh so... Read more

Category: Entertainment

welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. make no mistake. we are live right now! coming to you from the ed sullivan theater after the first presidential debate. harris v. trump. kamala versus the trauma-la. donald versus... Read more

Category: Comedy

Okay let's welcome the candidates to the stage kla harris have a good debate see you have fun thank you madam vice president those earrings are looking lovely on you tonight they remind me of these nova wireless audio earrings i've seen before that allow direct communication into one's ear but because... Read more

Category: Comedy

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there Read more

Category: Comedy

Jimmy kimmel no talent now he wouldn't do a show i guy's terrible jimmy kimmel show's practically dead nobody will watch jimmy kimmel every night his ratings are terrible he's not a talented guy i thought he was our lousy host jimmy kimel live tonight on abc the worst network is abc i think abc is a... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Okay people let's be real kamala's performance during that last debate was perfect her content was trash donald trump's performance was trash his content was perfect one of the moments that probably made a lot of people roll their eyes when they saw him speak was when he spoke about immigrants eating... Read more

Category: Gaming

What was the flavor you asked red spinny the flavor is red okay but what is red cherry right oh man women you know y'all got to break down the specifics huh it's certainly not cotton candy what an interesting cotton candy what an interesting choice excuse me and sure ain cen candy Read more