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Category: Comedy

Der ist vorbei würde es vorbei breckle corona statt fast alle endlich eine komische kleinste problem sowieso sind der maßstab und annemie schön forsch und beim wettschießen reihe vorbeikommt kann sie jungen der gerne den turinern also kein stempel und dann nicht nur den genau wie wenn eine mücke tod... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Worst out jokes of all time go why did the scarecrow win an award why because he was outstanding in his field that's so bad it made my brain cells file for unemployment what do you call fake spaghetti what imposta dude that joke was sess why don't skeletons fight each other why not they don't have the... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[applause] rising star winner fat just put your glasses down he wins it this man yep ol dempsey joins us online welcome mate thanks boys appreciate that jb well a couple have fallen over but bugger it you would have won the thing anyway you're absolutely flying and every time i watch you play footy... Read more

Category: Entertainment

But as i look in the studio lio look at this look at this we have a superstar from the st kila footy club mason wood has made his way in thanks for coming in got the air horns oh yeah the r&b air horn got to use it for special occasions and rightfully so the sers it must be great to be down there at... Read more

Category: Comedy

A man who whacks nostalgic meaning he beats off to 80s porn adam corolla yeah get it on got to get on a choice m get it on thanks for tuning in we love that about you cat tim is in studio new book out soon that'll be september 10th but you should pre-order it now so it'll show up the day it comes out... Read more

Category: Gaming

So many dream swinging out of the blue let them come true forever young i want to be forever young Read more

Category: Comedy

Why is he called use the pedophile and you the pedophile i was me to take the place of somebody el you meant to take the place of a pedophile is he in prison now no you what they just called him a pedopile they call him a pedophile and he couldn't make it so you sat there fully prepared to be called... Read more

Category: Comedy

But no fantasia vino i don't think i need to hear the show i think i just heard you do it i'm fine yeah yeah exactly carrie i understand your birthday is the same day as mine except one day earlier i feel a connection to you have you gotten carrie underwood gee i thought i was on the ryan se crest morning... Read more

Category: Comedy

Max is hanging in leah's going to do some news and we'll get to it leah let's do it number one mark zuckerberg says white house pressured facebook to censor covid-19 content the meta boss mark zuckerberg has said he regrets bowing to what he claims was pressure from the us government to censor posts... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Trump calling jd vance weird >> stephen: hey, everybody. we're back with cnn's kaitlan collins. there's been little indications trump is not thrilled with j.d. vance, okay? but j.d. vance is out doing a lot more press than donald trump's right now. do you have any idea, like, do hear why that might... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Intro >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back to "the late show." folks, my first guest tonight is a former white house correspondent and now anchors "the source with kaitlan collins" on cnn. please welcome to "the late show," kaitlan collins. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >>... Read more

Category: Comedy

Want to say first of all as a feminist uh i can't support everything that's being said up here tonight but uh as somebody that hates anne coulter i'm delighted [applause] so david spade amazingly um has slept with some of the most beautiful actresses in hollywood proving just how ugly show business... Read more