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Category: Comedy

Reporting live from hyper clubhouse in atlanta for comedy hype news i'm symphony thompson as the auction for dame dash's oneir stake in rockefeller records approaches speculation on who will be the new owner continues now of course whoever ends up with the 33% state will share ownership with big and... Read more

Category: Comedy

A man who whacks nostalgic meaning he beats off to 80s porn adam corolla yeah get it on got to get on a choice m get it on thanks for tuning in we love that about you cat tim is in studio new book out soon that'll be september 10th but you should pre-order it now so it'll show up the day it comes out... Read more

Category: News & Politics

जय भोले की जय भोले की क्या नाम हुआ आपका महाराज जी नाम क्या आपका महाराज जी महाराज नाम ले क्या करोगे अमृत पान चल रहा है महाराज जी हैं अमृत पान चल रहा है हां ये अमृत पान चल रहा है पीछे चुवा लिए बोतल हां पीछे चुपका लिए ये आपकी भीख के द्वारा अमृत पान चल रहा है देख लीजिए दोस्तों ये देख लीजिए महाराज जी से नाम पूछेंगे नाम क्या है महाराज जी आपका थोड़ा बताइए क्या नाम है आपका हैं नाम क्या हैम महाराज जी अरे महाराज तुम क्या करोगे नाम लेके अच्छा अच्छा ये देखो... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Donald trump picked his first little black baby up that is so cute and they say he's racist [laughter] Read more

Category: Entertainment

Straight up i'm just going to say this first the same compliments i had for season one i have for season two it looks nice it's decently acted you know i feel like that's all i can give this show and okay music um overall the rest of the complaints that are in the first season are pretty much here too... Read more

Category: Entertainment

The rings of powers back for season 2 and this time it's her derable hi everyone it's a here from hill versus babyface this morning 8:00 a.m. uk time amazon dropped the rings of power season 2's first three episodes because they hate me i guess something like that and i've only watched the first episode... Read more

Category: Comedy

Who's ready for another signing another 85e contract another massive overspend on a planet that we most certainly do not need which means that'll probably have to sell another fan favorite academy graduate which will upset the fans but i couldn't care less cuz my name's top buly and i do what the i... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] we are such a convoluted mess when it comes to our election systems whether it's through the financial shenanigans of super pcts and all the loopholes that exist and corporations are people and money is free speech and the 14 or 15 billion dollars that we're going to spend on uh this election... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Jon stewart: kamala is brat. brittany mehmedovic: doris is brat. jon stewart: doris is brat. and i didn't know what that was, and then maggie just goes. [music playing] hey, everybody. welcome once again to the weekly show with jon stewart. my name is jon stewart. so last we left off, joe biden was... Read more

Category: Entertainment

الله اكبر الله اكبر الله اكبر الله [موسيقى] اكبر اشهد اله الا الله [موسيقى] [موسيقى] Read more

Category: Comedy

What's going on bad built mother that 51 and 51 the other way pregnant chihuahua shout out to t get your mexican danny deito you're like a hamster that sells weed w Read more

Category: Comedy

I'm curious you say the government's so evil like i haven't heard you say one good thing is there anything good that the government's doing they're really good at being evil they do a great job i said the thing about the nazis what they did with the jews they put up incredible numbers sh you don't think... Read more

Category: Comedy

Why is he called use the pedophile and you the pedophile i was me to take the place of somebody el you meant to take the place of a pedophile is he in prison now no you what they just called him a pedopile they call him a pedophile and he couldn't make it so you sat there fully prepared to be called... Read more

Category: Entertainment

He today on 25 words or less from punchline and sydney to the max she's a 17 time amy award viewer it's melissa peterman from green leaf and casey undercover he's the second tallest contestant on stage after melissa peterman it's rick fox he's the mind reader from heroes and snap wetley from star wars... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Thank you thank you very much i appreciate it thanks a lot put some of that in your pocket and hold on to it for a rainy day which is today a training have a seat thanks so much i told you yesterday if you're watching i said i'm going to i don't want to fall into a rut i don't want you to fall into... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Do you hear me i'm not afraid anymore [music] Read more

Category: Entertainment

Disclaimer the places mentioned products and companies did not do anything wrong i repeat they did not do anything wrong this video is to show and teach people to check their food and drinks before eating and drinking them also i do not own any rights to the company's products and music sl sound effects... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Want some peaceful quiet town now a press stream will always sound watch out look out monsters so when do i have time for little people why don't they beneath me they beneath me and not let people feed you poison good morning good afternoon good evening and welcome to embrace villain today i want to... Read more

Category: Comedy

Sheldon what are you going to have i'll have a diet coke okay can you please order a cocktail i need to practice mixing drinks fine i'll have a virgin cubal [music] libre that's um rum and coke without the rum yes so coke yes and would you make it diet there's a can in the fridge cuba libre traditionally... Read more

Category: Entertainment

करें अगर एक्टिंग मैं सीन दूं आपको सुनाओ अच्छा सीन दोगे हां कि आपको कंसोल करना है आपके दोस्त का दोस्त की नानी मर गई है हां क्या उसको क्या कंसो करना है मतलब क्या करोगे दोस्त की नानी मर गई है नानी की एज क्या थी बाई द वे वो भी डिपेंड करता है ना 45 की थी वो नानी जैसलमेर से थी [प्रशंसा] छोड़ होता है यार है कौन वो लेकिन नाना भी हो सकता है नहीं भाई है मेरा नाना दोस्त नहीं है मेरे के मेरे तो है Read more