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Category: Entertainment

Springfield a lot of towns don't want to talk about it because they're so embarrassed by it in springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came inating cats they're eating the people no no no no please anybody watching this video do not eat your pets do not eat your cats do not eat your dogs... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Well we just actually heard a 911 call from a citizen in springfield earlier today that some of the immigrants in springfield were capturing geese at the local pond in springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets where did you say you were... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I owe an uber driver a sincere apology about 4 years ago my car was getting fixed that i was in an uber on the way to work which is hell no what no no matter what way you look at it like traffic you mean or the uber experience no i was in the uber in traffic because when you drive here there's traffic... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

My dogs are in the background so now you're going to hear them play with their little squeaky toy um but as we were driving around we did notice there were a lot of homeless people around town none of them are haitian i mean you guys have seen the videos and i i will if i can find them i will cut them... Read more

Category: Gaming

Driving around the neighborhoods collecting cats what skinning them and eating them schnider park we've lost a whole bunch of cats uh there was a van load of van pulled over that had over 100 cats in it with the haans they said they was eating them actually yeah not fake news not fake news so a fan... Read more

Category: Sports

[music] ah yes the saga is over the yoni haw anda saga is over leaf fans you guys can put away your conspiracy theory hat because even me i was really going on and on about this like i was like what is going on with this guy this is one of the most confusing situations that i've seen in nhl free agency... Read more

Category: Sports

Welcome back all right so another quick news of the day video for all you find people on the internet still wednesday still september the 11th uh and starting at the top bill daly talking to the press so this is the this is the week where the nhl and and the players talk to the press a ton as we're... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

We stopped at um a multitude of gas stations just to see if there's anybody that we could really talk to people were kind of standoffish there and you know i understand why whatever um a lot of their restrooms had like no public restrooms available or you like had to go up to the cashier and get a key... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Uh driving i bet we' seen probably 15 cars pulled over just alone just driving around the town alone and tons more cops just walking around there were cops walking around talking to people that were sitting on their porches and by people you know what i mean um we've seen a few houses that had literally... Read more

Category: Sports

Welcome back all right news of the day video for all you find people on the internet for your wednesday september the 11th uh we'll start at the top of the board seems this good place to start as any uh the nhl releasing the outline the dates for this season and just clarifying when things are going... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

This guy that the like this guy was interviewing um and i'll link that clip in here he said that he's not sure about the animals but he's heard like rumors and whispers of women and children going missing that they're all behind a laundry mat in arbania so john and i might be headed up for a third day... Read more

Category: Entertainment

So yeah the other day in springfield ohio all of these proud boy members or supposedly proud boy members were marching through springfield trying to you know support the the donald trump campaign with jd vance and this and that because of what was mentioned during the debate with comma harris the other... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Let's break down the signing what we think the player first and foremost can bring to the roster assuming health we know there's a lingering knee issue here yeah i mean i think he's like luke shen 2.0 he's you know he's massive he's like 66 to20 he's got a little bit of a mean edge to him he hits a... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So i had somebody ask me whether or not we freerange our animals and um i don't know if freerange is the way i would describe it it's more like invasive yeah hi cinnamon why are you on the front porridge how did i get talked into this Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] you're watching leaf's morning tap with host nick albera and former nhl jay rose hill the show starts now all right what's good everybody it is thursday september 12th as we inch closer and closer to puck drop october 9th just around the corner in rosie training camp i believe getting underway... Read more

Category: Sports

no really! it's for real this time! jani hakanpaa  is a leaf! and apparently so is max pacioretty. oh   let's talk about it! you know what? hakanpaa  just signed that's official. let's talk about   max pacioretty, because here is the sequence of  events. first the toronto maple leafs announced   “max... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Well dana first of all what's putting the residents of springfield at risk which was a town completely ignored by the american media until donald trump and i started surfacing some of these concerns is that they can't afford housing they can't afford health care the schools have been overwhelmed the... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hello toronto maple leafs fans today we have an important update about a potential new addition to our defense we're talking about yanni hakena a finished defenseman with a strong physical presence his name has been circulating in the market and there are rumors that he was about to sign a 2-year deal... Read more

Category: Sports

Intro [music] [applause] [music] welcome to what chaos! what nuts it is wednesday september 11th in the united states and canada and this is what chaos presented by prize picks daily fantasy sports made easy my name is dj bean this man is named pete bur over there is a man a young boy a cool man named... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So i grabbed my keys grabbed my dog and hit the road i really appreciate you taking one for the team on this one because if someone tries to eat you i'm out of there you know you're on your own as i mentioned i think much of the hate for the migrant population of springfield which by the way are here... Read more