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Category: People & Blogs

When there's a large threat there's two things that you define you define the threat and then you define your defenses all i'm saying is if we are taking an honest look at what our best chance to defend ourselves against a perceived threat i think we are selling ourselves short and in in a lot of ways... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The idea that like hey it's it's the almighty or the alternative or whatever the the the bro don't compare me to the almighty compare me to the alternative to the alternative which is what i use with my wife and her ex-boyfriend all the time you know oh are you are you getting prim married in your own... Read more

Category: Autos & Vehicles

Made me lie too does it work no look at them [music] diams absolutely kill her dad's humor like my mama's family oh make it count nice and shiny l ability what is that hey girl who woo spectacle dolly on a stick oh yeah y'all ready for this done extra sweet surely he's after you we don't know what this... Read more

Category: Comedy

Okay let's see what we got here it oh that's bad advice see that's too much greasing now see how that wing grabbing outside that pot trying to save you brother too much too much he going to do all right then may that bird rest in peace in greas [ __ ] it's too late for that brother you done cremated... Read more

Category: Entertainment

You're you're the winner so what you win is actually a little bag of what's called hypnosis dust and this hypnosis dust with just a little pinch of it can like knock people out when you throw it at them so watch if i just take a little bit and i come down here what watch what happens when i throw it... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Name but no matter how hard you try until i snap my fingers you won't be able to remember your last name if you understand that nod your head yes yeah this guy right here keep your eyes closed in a moment i'm going to wake you back up you're going to be 100% convinced that your name is chaa so you're... Read more

Category: Entertainment

And your job is to give them advice for life what they should do and ways that they can be successful moving forward in the future but again you give the absolute worst advice in the world and we can't wait to hear what advice you got for these graduates here tonight so everybody if youall understand... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

In the heart of the bustling metropolis of new york where the skyline is a canvas of ambition and success lester holt stands out not just as a distinguished news anchor but as a symbol of modern-day achievement yet beyond the studio lights and breaking news reports lies a world of luxury and refinement... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Entertainment

[music] [applause] [music] they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there and this is what's happening in our country how is it hang loose welcome to mongus max yi the channel ha okay today is september 11th... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Welcome in here out there all around the world all of our viewers at sea welcome to the late show i'm your host stephen colbert the the big story tonight tweet unbeknownst to almost everyone in the major taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan we're going to secretly meet with me... Read more

Category: Entertainment

The president at the time invited the taliban to camp david okay let's get one thing straight the reason why trump invited the taliban to camp david is because he was trying to negotiate a peace treaty with afghanistan so with what he was trying to do is get peace with the country we've been in longterm... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

The moogai trailer (2024) are you seeing children with white eyes children stolen by the mugi sometimes we escape sometimes we don't i'd like to celebrate the woman who's done the most to close this deal sarah bishop cheers money oh [ __ ] she's bleeding people we got a placental abruption hold her... Read more

Category: Comedy

As a member of a shock team theatrical company committed to pushing that old envelope i am familiar with the work of john waters so i do dig his sense of humor as well as the cultural subversion that he gets up to but this isn't his mainstream [ __ ] likeing hairspray he's out to get us if this lives... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] but what kl harris was talking about is things that you actually care about they might not be sitting down at the bar talking about banning books but they might down there be but they might down there be but they might down there be talking about how can i afford a house we now return to the... Read more

Category: Entertainment

All right real quick rant i needed people to see this i'm talking about on twitter i need it on instagram i haven't been this fired up i haven't wanted to put a name on a champagne bottle in years it's like you know i'm just kind of relaxing on a pile of money doing my thing well that changed today... Read more

Category: Sports

All right b man today is wednesday it is september 11th welcome to the dog walk presented by barcelo sports before we can go into two i want to talk about chevy dri chicago.com follows kicking in and back to our favorite sports season whether you're going on a game a road trip or prepping for a big... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Show start hi unamed how you guys doing right episode 30 how's it going good oh 30 of these 30 of these i think they're actually doing sneaky pretty good i saw that just telling me that yeah oh yeah sneaky why sneaky saying it's it's it's me and you with the dead weight with him so he's like surprised... Read more

Category: Entertainment

For all you swifties out there and kelties or whatever the hell you guys call yourselves apparently a couple days ago there was a leaked document alleged i'm going to say this alleged document from full scope pr a public relations company which represents travis kelce which been viral on reddit and... Read more

Category: Comedy

I have some tour dates to tell you about i'll be in las vegas nevada over labor day weekend if you're going to be there then i will too i'll be in bend oregon spokane washington portland oregon vancouver in the canada oklahoma city north little rock springfield missouri kansas city uh missouri soue... Read more