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Category: Entertainment

Certainly festival reviews are not to be trusted i also don't trust a review that talks about it it's so bold and av on guard and it does things that you wouldn't think i'm like that doesn't tell me if it's good or not and matter of fact it sounds like you know it's not good but you're dancing around... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Welcome to the late show i'm your host stepen colar and it is you know that is oh yeah you know that electricity in this room it is it is debate night eve okay so don't forget to put out some milk and cookies for santa and then give him two minutes for a rebuttal this actually might be the only debate... Read more

Category: Comedy

-you look fantastic. thanks so much for being here. -thanks. i'm so happy to be here. -i haven't see you in a while. and i said, "how was your summer?" and you told me you had a brat summer. -well, duh. -what do you mean "well, duh"? -didn't everyone have a brat summer? -yeah, i mean... [ cheers and... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to the daily show. i am jordan klepper. we got so much to talk about tonight. kamala and trump prepare for tomorrow night's debate. we hunt down the person who's sending you all those campaign emails. and dick cheney is once again taking shots at his republican friends. so, let's get into our... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Los titanes atacan a los astros y man ayuda en la parte dos de este fanmade podemos ver que cuando los astros atacan al g man y los titanes el titán cámara se abalanza contra uno mientras que elman y el titán sperman trabajan juntos para atacar a los astros algo lo cual les funciona bastante bien el... Read more

Category: Comedy

-enjoy yourself. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody. welcome to "the tonight show"! you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. well, guys, tomorrow, in philadelphia is the big presidential debate between vice president harris and former president trump. which, of course,... Read more

Category: Comedy

[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back to "the tonight show." we're about to play a game called box of lies, but i'm gonna need some help. she's a very talented actor you can see in the new movie "the substance," which is in theaters nationwide on september 20th. please welcome demi moore! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome,... Read more

Category: Comedy

-thank you so much and welcome back to the show. thanks for coming on our show. look at you here on the cover of "variety." [ cheers and applause ] they're calling this the year of the -- the demissance. -wow. doesn't that sound like a party that we should go to? -yeah, we should go to the demissance.... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey, everybody. we're back with michael douglas. one scene, one scene got a lot of attention. you improvised something that people do not expect but you believe is important and appropriate to the period. can you explain what happened? >> michael: it was, stephen. i... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[applause] how are you they're very excited i couldn't even get the beginning out they were so excited it's nice to see you both so do you enjoy being here both from the uk do you enjoy being in new york city like working yeah i actually have lived here for a long time cuz i went to school here but... Read more

Category: Comedy

Please welcome hannah berner. [cheering, applause] n/a n/a i mean, look, this is amazing. this is-- you're so daily show. i tried to match the energy. yeah. [laughs] [cheering, applause] that's great. that's great. congrats on your special. - thank you. it's doing great. its very funny. i feel like... Read more

Category: Comedy

- [questioner] what are your thoughts on the tennis in "challengers"? - oh, great. you have an opinion on this. you mean the movie "challengers"? yeah. - i've talked so much shit about this movie. and i support women in the arts. zendaya is like my favorite. i love that they put a woman in sports. it's... Read more

Category: Entertainment

At the ceremony i sang a nice song for you here's me singing a song for you can we zoom in on your on your family because i'm singing a nice song to you can we just zoom in like what's going on you pissed my son off you were being an assho he was sick of it what are you talking about i was singing a... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Jimmy kimmel cheekily reacts to jimmy fallon’s late-night episode cancellation Read more

Category: Comedy

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Category: Comedy

ओ भाई यह क्या है एकदम इन्होने वक्त बदल दिया जज्बात बदल दिए जिंदगी बदल दी [संगीत] Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] [applause] everyone [applause] a come here what is that about what is that about what is that about i think you understand i'm pretty sure you know a it's going to be good we're going to be good we're going to be fine we're going to be fine we are all in this together yes we are we're going... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Finally beat medicare thank you president biden president trump was right he did beat medicare beat it to death i am the chosen [music] one my fellow americans bye have a great time [applause] [music] meanwhile sir do you believe that vice president kla harris is only on the ticket because she is a... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Kevin matt and louise were typical teenage boys good kids 911 what emergency i think but there gunshots outside they're all dead all three of them okay these young men didn't have criminal backgrounds there was literally almost no information as to who decided to kill these boys no one understood how... Read more