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Category: Comedy

-justin, there's so much i have to talk to you about. you've been promoting this film now all over the world. -yes. -where were you just yesterday? -just yesterday, i was in, uh -- in italy. and we just got back last night. yeah. -and you also got engaged, by the way. -yes, thank you. -congratulations.... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome back. we are hanging out with justin theroux! -he stars in the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," out this weekend. now, you're an amazing actor. and a lot of people might not know this, but you and i actually got our start together. -yeah. we did. i thought you were gonna bring this up.... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you for watching at home. from the new movie "beetlejuice beetlejuice," justin theroux is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] also, she's one of the greatest olympians of all time. simone biles is here this evening! [... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

How katie lei is defining success for paris 2024 katie lei the remarkable american swimmer has been rewriting the record books at the 2024 paris olympics her relentless pursuit of excellence has led to historic achievements in the pool let's dive into her remarkable journey one most decorated female... Read more

Category: Comedy

-katie ledecky, welcome back to "the tonight show." and, man, you brought some friends with you. wow! can i hold one or just feel it? wow. this is -- oh, my gosh. does this hurt your neck? -a little bit. -a little bit, yeah. -that's okay. -you were unbelievable, pal. i'm so happy. thank you for coming... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] a different topic since when does the vice president have what sounds like a southern accent better thank a union member for sick leave you better thank a union member for paid leave and you all helped us win in 2020 and we're going to do it again in 2024 that's interesting have no idea what... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] hey hello everyone whatever you're doing right now it's time for a break check out these new funny videos of clumsy workers and their epic fails let's go oh wow i'm so booty [music] oh my god do you still have all your teeth darling hey that's pretty good oh oh [ __ ] oh no hey buddy it's not... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] a doaa do a doa doo [music] birthday Read more

Category: Entertainment

[cheers and applause] >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, my guest tonight has made history as the first black woman to serve on the u.s. supreme court and has just written a book about her life called "lovely one." please welcome to "the late show," supreme court justice ketanji... Read more

Category: Entertainment

>> stephen: hey, everybody! we are back with the author of "lovely one," supreme court justice ketanji brown jackson. sometimes justices, as you sent, will read distance from the bench. not always. when does that happen? is that when you really want to send a message, whether it's you or someone of... Read more

Category: Education

ओके भाई ा स्टार देखते हैं क्या आता है यस [संगीत] Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you. welcome. well, guys, earlier today, students across the country went back to school. yeah. of course, the first day of school is always emotional. this morning, my kids were crying when i put them on the bus. and... Read more

Category: Entertainment

एक बच्चा नल से आते पानी को देखकर बोला पापा यह पानी कहां से आता है पापा ने कहा बेटा नदी से बेटे ने कहा तो फिर मुझे नदी देखनी है पापा उसे नदी दिखाने के लिए ले जाते हैं बच्चा उन्हें नदी में धक्का मारकर गिरा देता है और भागता हुआ घर आकर मां को कहता है मम्मी जल्दी से नल खोलो पापा आते होंगे laughingcolours.com Read more

Category: Entertainment

Did you know that morgan freeman is called morgan freeman because his first name is morgan and his last name is freeman Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Hi i'm gary oldman actor some of you may know me from such films as uh dracula air force one and kungfu panda 2 i just was a professional basketball player spent hours on the court mastering every aspect of his game i gary oldman studied acting for many years to perfect my craft and just as i gary oldman... Read more

Category: Comedy

[संगीत] अरे जान म बला लाग तो हम पल का पैसा लेके आगल बा को मंजेश का रे मरले तो ठीक बा त मजाक में मरले सीरियस म सीरियस में सब ठीक बा हमरा मजाक पसंद ना हो h Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Welcome back may is asian-american and pacific islander heritage month it's a time for celebrating the rich history and culture of tens of millions of americans that includes my next guest he is a three-time par olympic medalist for team usa in 2012 he won bronze and in both 2016 and 2020 he won silver... Read more

Category: Sports

[music] you go first well i love you yeah you told zachary i love you one because you a really nice ice bar two your aerial skills are unbelievable and three you're just a great person who has always treated me well so there that's three um ni love you you handsome um two you're very good footy and... Read more

Category: Entertainment

अच्छा पापा की जेब से पैसे चुरा रहे हो भैया आदे मुझे भी चाहिए नहीं तो मैं पापा से शिकायत करूंगी पापा पापा भैया ने आपकी जेब से पैसे चुराए हैं देखो मैं आपको जादू दिखाती हूं मैंने ये आपकी जेब से पैसे निकाले और आपरा खराब रा अगली गली छू ये देखो भैया की जेब से पैसे निकले अरे जिंकी तुम तो ठीक बोल रही थी अबे हरामखोर तू अपने ही घर में चोरी करने लग गया Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] [applause] [music] well here we are rose please i can't out we've been seeing each other for a month rose i've never wanted anyone so much what about your place my sister's there she's an insomniac we'd have an audience well i can't let you stay here i just can't well i simply can't take you... Read more