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Category: Comedy

-welcome back to "the tonight show." we're about to play a game called box of lies, but i'm gonna need some help. she's a very talented actor you can see in the new movie "the substance," which is in theaters nationwide on september 20th. please welcome demi moore! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome,... Read more

Category: Comedy

-thank you so much and welcome back to the show. thanks for coming on our show. look at you here on the cover of "variety." [ cheers and applause ] they're calling this the year of the -- the demissance. -wow. doesn't that sound like a party that we should go to? -yeah, we should go to the demissance.... Read more

Category: Sports

Jesse love gr green flags in the air we're racing in [music] atlanta it's super speedway racing and at dayton in talladega that means they can't lock bumpers here they can and we see the two getting pushed out in front by the 21 of austin hill and so the rcr cars separating themselves running first... Read more

Category: Sports

This is one day to go brought to you by credit 1 bank at a track that tests the metal of drivers lap after lap there might not be a better challenge on the nascar circuit than historic darlington raceway the southern 500 will conclude the regular season this is the last chance for those outside a playoff... Read more

Category: Sports

And just segue a little bit talking about the draft and caleb williams and adier top 30 visits that's all you've seen this week like this is kind of like the dead period like everything stops there's no more there's no combine there's no pro days all of that yeah so then like you jump on twitter you... Read more

Category: Sports

Moving on i think the last part of this is the draft's over with and i think a lot of people like we said earlier draft grades this guy's going to do this this guy's gonna do that what the impact of rookies start as soon as they walk in the building i think it's good to get a behind the scenes look... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[applause] how are you they're very excited i couldn't even get the beginning out they were so excited it's nice to see you both so do you enjoy being here both from the uk do you enjoy being in new york city like working yeah i actually have lived here for a long time cuz i went to school here but... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-we're back with eddie redmayne, and i'm so appreciative that you're here. this is a show night, and you mentioned you're on stage most of the night, but you're also, you're not just standing on stage. here's another art card of a sort of jump that i could only do maybe once, and i feel like you're... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

-our first guest tonight is an academy award and tony-winning actor you know from movies like "the theory of everything," "the danish girl," and the "fantastic beasts" franchise. he is currently tony nominated for his work in "cabaret" at the kit kat club, which is playing at the august wilson theater... Read more

Category: Sports

Defensively things needed to improve as well brandon graham first round pick back in 2010 i think he's been there forever here is graham from yesterday with his assessment of the new coaches who are under nick serion in philadelphia i i really think that last year um we just didn't we that's what we... Read more

Category: Sports

A player come out and say yes, i want it too. here's brandon graham the eagles player rep in the nfl play. he's the player rep like you were he's the guy who speaks for the team here. he is yesterday talking about the potential changes to the offseason program. i don't like it. i don't like... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I mean spock has like a a whole side of him which isn't even human he probably as a result of that is maybe a little bit super intelligent but oliver wolf would definitely give him a run for his money i would love to see that episode of [music] jeopardy dr oliver wolf is actually based on the of oliver... Read more

Category: Sports

I had to hear what aaron rogers had to say in response to jimmy kimmel's monologue last night i'm not going to go through the whole history if you've been paying attention you know and this is in a nutshell just in a nutshell last week rogers gratuitously suggests implies that jimmy kimmel is on the... Read more

Category: Sports

Cousins wanted to do. here, he is talking about it. lie. tremendous um, literally decades there have been decades of going to training camp every day putting on your pads and thinking maybe today coach will cancel practice and to tell us to go to the water park so much. so that last year in minnesota,... Read more

Category: Sports

Hello everybody welcome to the root world football show it's thursday august 29th the final thursday without regular season nfl football i am patrick dy joined by my co-host mr denny carter and the even though we're only a week away we're still probably many many drafts away i think i have seriously... Read more

Category: Sports

Hello everybody welcome to the rotor roll football show we made it it is week one and i am patrick dy here to break down the entire opening slate with mr denny carter and mr kyle doric i say we made it but is that actually true are you guys done drafting are you hollowed out shells of men can you never... Read more

Category: Entertainment

At the ceremony i sang a nice song for you here's me singing a song for you can we zoom in on your on your family because i'm singing a nice song to you can we just zoom in like what's going on you pissed my son off you were being an assho he was sick of it what are you talking about i was singing a... Read more

Category: Sports

Who's on the roster for the philadelphia eagles one year after he left in free agency and cj gardner johnson was one of the guys who i think wanted too much last year the money went remember he was hanging around where is he going to go he ends up doing a one-year deal with the lions that one-year deal... Read more

Category: Sports

Lincoln riley on joining the big ten well i guess first of all welcome to the big 10 right i mean so what what what feelings does that create for you i mean what does that feel like it feels a little more real it was i feel like the last whatever it's been year year and a half like we talked about it... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] you're listening to kabc in los angeles we've got clear skies a perfect 68° what a day to live in la 911 what is your emergency Read more