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Category: News & Politics

Trump p i'll give you my presidential hat presidential seal on it you autograph it oh sure i'll autograph huh you remember your name i don't remember my name i'm slow you're old par you're old par yeah i know man i'm an old guy and you're an old i know you would know about that what about being old... Read more

Category: News & Politics

The state department and pompeyo have become sort of central figures in the saga of these impeachment proceedings we are gonna go speak with a man who understands the framework and the infrastructure of the state department [music] bow shake good boy philippe ramos who is known in some circles as hillary's... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

None this week donald trump's focus on attacking kamla harris over immigration took an unexpected turn instead of sticking to policy trump doubled down on baseless claims about haitian immigrants harming pets in ohio these unfounded rumors not only distracted from his message but escalated to bomb threats... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Another presidential debate oh it's going to be a wild ride the second presidential debate of 2024 is set for tuesday september 10th at 9:00 p.m. eastern time brought to you by abc news and simoc cast on cbs this event promises fireworks as kamla harris and donald trump face off for the first time in... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] so there is no doubt that the momentum is on kla harris's side right now but i've been talking to a lot of pollsters and i just i and i know how we feel about the polls they say this we live in such an era of polarization that she's running a flawless campaign she could ride out a pegasus with... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] [music] so there is no doubt that the momentum is on kla harris's side right now but i've been talking to a lot of pollsters and i just i and i know how we feel about the polls i don't know they say this we live in such an era of polarization that she's running a flawless campaign she could... Read more

Category: News & Politics

When a prize fighter loses a fight you've seen a lot of fights right the first words out of that fighter's mouth is i want to rematch i want to rematch and that's what she said i want to rematch polls clearly show that i won the debate against comrade camala harris and as you probably know because you... Read more

Category: Entertainment

President of the united states joseph r bid i can't believe they let the penguin out after 8:00 p.m. again so how do you think this speech went welcome back to another uncle joe's greatest hits joe spoke at the phoenix awards dinner in dc tonight and if you can't tell from the opening clip it was pretty... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] they tax us we tax them reciprocal trade i think we should have a reciprocal trade act if china's going to charge just a $100 tariff or 100% tariff on a car then we should say you got to pay 100% to us you know i put on a large tariff on china cars coming in and it had a huge impact a huge positive... Read more

Category: News & Politics

We should grow the economy from the middle out and the bottom up not the top down getting rid of roe v wade was an incredible thing i was able to do it and i was very honored to do it the past two years we've created a record 12.7 million new jobs january 6th it was the largest crowd i've ever spoken... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] hey everybody uh that walked away congratulations by the way from realizing that you are no longer indoctrinated you are no longer under the control of the deep state of the globalists of the democrat party you can choose however you want to represent yourself however you want to vote and that's... Read more

Category: News & Politics

In a contentious exchange over the us withdrawal from afghanistan vice president camala harris defended president joe biden's decision to end american military involvement in the country while sharply criticizing former president donald trump's handling of the situation the debate over the withdrawal... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] but what kl harris was talking about is things that you actually care about they might not be sitting down at the bar talking about banning books but they might down there be but they might down there be but they might down there be talking about how can i afford a house we now return to the... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Who are you planning to vote for in november harris or trump whatever your choice make sure you've thought this through and vote someone who will make america great again that said let's discuss our current vice president and presidential candidate kla harris we'll explore her lifestyle career family... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[applause] so let me use my teacher [applause] [music] voice english teachers you know what these babies are for okay here's my mr vance how about you mind your own [applause] business h i see okay you don't have to put your glasses on but try with me in your teacher voice mr vance how about you mind... Read more

Category: News & Politics

No second trump versus harris debate former president ditch's debate rematch says there will be no third debate trump claims victory in september 10th faceoff vice president harris throw challenge to trump says oh voters another debate as race for white house heats up trump versus harris battle intensifies... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I am so incredibly grateful for uh the ability that this state has done what the he claps too much and spews welcome to wacko walls greatest hits hey patriots and welcome back to another edition of wacko walls' greatest hits tampon timmy came up from the van down by the river to give a speech in eerie... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Look i'm coaching football i'm an old straight white guy i'm teaching social studies you're all picturing the damn stereotype here turns out that i'm like opposite well that is just shocking he claps too much and spews welcome to wack of walls as greatest hits hey patriots looks like lil timmy ended... Read more

Category: Entertainment

I was just uh getting introduced to mariah and uh she said uh kamla harris is going to change the [music] world he claps too much and spews welcome to wacko walls greatest hits hey patriots and welcome back to another edition of wacko walls' greatest hits where today we find captain creepy tampon timmy... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Big twist in us presidential elections ahead of trump versus harris debate on september 10th new pur poll survey makes big claims who is leading in the trump versus harris battle what do latest pur poll surveys predict can harris defeat trump in presidential polls or will trump re-enter white house... Read more