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Category: Entertainment

Hello i'm benito mussolini and i endorse kamala harris as president of the united states of america kamala harris is a great woman she's been the vice president for many years as a matter of fact we could say that she's been more of a president than a vice president whenever joe biden was sleeping... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Entertainment

Hey are you the guy that was linking my girl last night dude i'm sorry i didn't mean to i don't care if you're sorry you're about to catch this mean ass right hook right wait oh my god where'd you go Read more

Category: Music

Just have to taste me when he's kissing awesome job sabrina this is definitely going to be your number one hit thanks jack i couldn't agree more especially given that we're going to have jenna ortega in the music video yeah y'all are like doing some murder music video right yeah i even get chainsa at... Read more

Category: Comedy

[ knock on door ] -hey, demi. -hey, jimmy. -i'm so happy you're here. thanks so much for being on the show. you look fantastic! -well, yes. i mean, you see how i dress to appear on "the tonight show"? very demi moore, very mindful. i mean, i don't come to "the tonight show" with a green-cut crease.... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Ms. gabbard. mr. kennedy — oh, all  right — “bobby” it is, then. mr. trump. well, i thought we’d start with—hmm?  . . . right, sure — mr. president. so, i thought we’d start with a review of  some of your recent truth social posts,   and maybe just go over a few dos and  don’ts, all right? all right.... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] on [music] good evening i'm not crying i just put in ey drops and also i'm crying okay hi i'm dave land welcome to normal world who else am i with there you are it's me and also me angela angela hi there you go how are you today ah beautiful excellent where can we find your new channel me on... Read more

Category: Sports

Hey great job kicking off the season guys what a game yeah it's always fun when two great teams get to go don't say it toe to toe man if isaiah lik le cleats were just one size smaller we would we would have what lost by one instead of seven we saw you guys lining up to go for two and you were not converting... Read more

Category: Comedy

What time is it oh bro it's 3:00 a.m. it's 3:00 a.m. bro it was just 1:36 a moment ago i'm not lying look bro what happened did we travel to the future i'm not going to lie it might be the zaza oh my gosh bro where' you get this from what substance is this my plug must have got us that quantum i've... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

How you doing tyrese thank you for coming on my talk show today now why do you think so many people are mad and getting jealous of that fine sucking it man on club sh sh me shannon sharp y'all want them numbers but y'all not going to get them numbers oh wait a minute why we whispering oh never mind... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Worst out jokes of all time go why did the scarecrow win an award why because he was outstanding in his field that's so bad it made my brain cells file for unemployment what do you call fake spaghetti what imposta dude that joke was sess why don't skeletons fight each other why not they don't have the... Read more

Category: Gaming

These are superhero hearts in minecraft spider-man's heart makes you web swing and thor's heart makes you summon lightning what other superhero hearts can we find watch until the end to see us defeat the ultimate villain and done guys check out our new survival house it came out so good wow that looks... Read more