Trump Accuses Harris Of Cheating At Presidential Debate | The Daily Show

last night kamla Harris and Donald Trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor Allison Swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for Trump in terms of personal tragedies for him I'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day Fox News started letting female anchors wear pants somewhere in there and there was one moment that was probably the the best example of just how badly Trump did at the debate in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there sir the question was state your name now if you were one of the many people last night wondering why Trump was shouting they're eating the dogs let me explain it started with a random Facebook post where someone accused a haian immigrant of stealing and eating their neighbors daughter's friend's cat and if there's one thing we know about Facebook posts is that they're always rigorously fact checked but as with any unfounded rumor on Facebook obviously this got picked up by the right-wing establishment and spread across the internet even JD Vance promoted it while simult mously acknowledging it was completely unfounded you might say he jumped in the misinformation pool but kept his shirt on which brings us to last night if there's one thing we know about a racist conspiracy theory is that Donald Trump's brain will swallow it whole like a hungry immigrant at Petco and that's and that's how a random Facebook post turned into Donald Trump's campaign SL again they're eating cats and dogs so it seemed like Trump had a rough performance but hey you know what that's just my opinion you could also tell that Donald Trump was the loser because he did all the things losers do when they lose number one complaining about the refs I thought they were very unfair the moderators everybody did I thought it was terrible from the standpoint of ABC it was 3 to one it was a rigged deal as as I assumed it would be because when you looked at the uh the fact that they were correcting everything and not correcting with her yeah man they were correcting you because of the things you were saying That's barely factchecking the moderators were reacting like normal human beings react when you hear the craziest you've ever heard like if you were at a cocktail party and your friend said trans immigrants are eating dogs in Ohio you would say what the you talking about Stu no they aren't you wouldn't be like okay thank you for that let's move on to foreign policy you know what it wasn't just blaming the refs another way you know Trump lost is that he was accusing his opponent of cheating they had a rigged show with somebody that maybe even had the answers I mean I'll be honest I watched her talk and I said you know she seems awfully familiar with the questions okay okay you think she was cheating because she seemed familiar with the questions it's a presidential debate they always ask the same questions it's like being suspicious that someone knows all the words to Take Me Out to the Ball Game how will you fix the economy what's your stance on abortion do you promise not to overthrow the government standard boilerplate debate questions meanwhile Trump seemed awfully familiar with the questions that nobody asked like who's eating all the cats in Springfield Ohio [Applause]

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