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Reporting live from hyper clubhouse in atlanta for comedy hype news i'm symphony thompson well sha diddy colmes has been ordered to pay a100 million in a default civil suit judgment for an alleged assault that took place in 1997 back in june a man named derek lee cardello smith filed a civil suit against... Read more

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Dick cheney has endorsed kamla harris and this actually has more meaning than a lot of people think they a lot i think a lot of people in a lot of liberals across the country probably see this and go that's kind of gross but it actually shows you what these parties are now what they stand for what what... Read more

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Last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day fox news started... Read more

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It's honestly exhausting trying to keep up with the right-wing media's spinning and its lies and if you were paying attention yesterday you probably saw this picture of joe biden where he's wearing a trump 2024 hat and a bunch of trump fans called him scile and demented which was mean and also a weird... Read more

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Joe biden was at an event honoring the first responders on september 11th and several people at the event were wearing trump shirts he approached a man wearing a trump hat and the two of them kind of hit it off presidential hat presidential seal on it you're ar gra oh sure i'll h you remember your name... Read more

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For comedy hype news i'm symphony thompson in the midst of the assassination attempt on donald trump the former president in 2024 republican nominee has just revealed his running mate for the election season jd vans now the announcement comes after several other politicians like tim scott and vivec... Read more

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We've basically got a tied race the candidates are doing everything they can do to ramp up the excitement kamla is speaking to voters in pennsylvania in spice stores trump is speaking to voters encased in bulletproof glass and jd vance is trying to counter accusations that he's weird by swimming in... Read more

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[applause] we are now just 53 days away from the election and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions on the republican side donald trump has been flying around the country with far-right internet troll laura lumer a 911 conspiracy theorist who trump brought to a 911... Read more

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On the democratic side kamla harris is basking in the endorsement of taylor swift who posted her support to her 283 million instagram followers this week which i'm sure the conservatives are taking it well i'm allowed to criticize taylor swift and i don't give a sh who gets upset this is disgusting... Read more

Category: Comedy

Reporting live from hyper clubhouse in atlanta for comedy hype news i'm symphony thompson as the auction for dame dash's oneir stake in rockefeller records approaches speculation on who will be the new owner continues now of course whoever ends up with the 33% state will share ownership with big and... Read more

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I was too young to sign the paperwork i had to ask my mom to sign the paperwork for me because i don't have bone spurs who's going to tell him that the job he's currently seeking might just be one of those black jobs donald trump doesn't know you at all you think he understands that when your car breaks... Read more

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And pulled his phone out just like this right in front of him like this we he ain't even ding he ain [laughter] even [music] about what's up world it's your boy big court of the holding court podcast and legacy builders you already know what it is here with my beautiful daughter rachel renee what's... Read more