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Category: News & Politics

Was the same old show same old tire play book we've heard for years with no plan for how he would address the needs of the american people well folks look it's time to turn the page turn the page america is ready for a new way forward and we are ready for a new generation of leadership that is optimistic... Read more

Category: News & Politics

At a recent economic forum russian president vladimir putin jokingly declared support for ca harris suggesting a tongue-in-cheek endorsement following president biden's withdrawal from the race this endorsement comes due to the ongoing allegations of putin's favoritism towards donald trump this instent... Read more

Category: News & Politics

I knew putin i knew him well and you know he endorsed i don't know if you saw the other day he endorsed camala [music] i knew putin i knew him well and you know he endorsed i don't know if you saw the other day he endorsed cala he endorsed kamala i was very uh offended by that i wonder why he endorsed... Read more

Category: News & Politics

To digest the first presidential debate now it's been almost 48 hours or so um i want to ask you that specifically as far as immigration and economy is concerned this is us election watch i'm gori dedi let's get you the headlines this thursday evening first up kamla harris aims to reach those unlikely... Read more

Category: Comedy

Last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day fox news started... Read more

Category: Comedy

It's honestly exhausting trying to keep up with the right-wing media's spinning and its lies and if you were paying attention yesterday you probably saw this picture of joe biden where he's wearing a trump 2024 hat and a bunch of trump fans called him scile and demented which was mean and also a weird... Read more

Category: Comedy

Joe biden was at an event honoring the first responders on september 11th and several people at the event were wearing trump shirts he approached a man wearing a trump hat and the two of them kind of hit it off presidential hat presidential seal on it you're ar gra oh sure i'll h you remember your name... Read more

Category: Comedy

We've basically got a tied race the candidates are doing everything they can do to ramp up the excitement kamla is speaking to voters in pennsylvania in spice stores trump is speaking to voters encased in bulletproof glass and jd vance is trying to counter accusations that he's weird by swimming in... Read more

Category: Comedy

[applause] we are now just 53 days away from the election and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions on the republican side donald trump has been flying around the country with far-right internet troll laura lumer a 911 conspiracy theorist who trump brought to a 911... Read more

Category: Comedy

On the democratic side kamla harris is basking in the endorsement of taylor swift who posted her support to her 283 million instagram followers this week which i'm sure the conservatives are taking it well i'm allowed to criticize taylor swift and i don't give a sh who gets upset this is disgusting... Read more

Category: News & Politics

The united states now republican nominee donald trump has announced that he will not take part in another presidential debate with kamla harris ahead of the november 5th election this decision follows several polls indicating that kamla harris won their recent debate in fact in a statement on social... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[applause] so because we've done two debates and because they were successful there will be no third debate two nights ago donald trump and i had our first [applause] debate and i believe we owe it to the voters to have another debate a [music] as everyone saw two nights ago we had a monumental victory... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] well good morning i know you got a lot of important business to get through this week but i do want to say how grateful i am and what a privilege it is to stand in front of this group uh thank you president kelly uh thank you for every single day advocating for the 350,000 heroes that you know... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Finally the state of wisconsin is generally considered the most republican friendly of the three both fundamentally and demographically it's wider more religious and has a lower share of college educated voters the latest polling average via ddhq has haris up 1.8% based on 13 polls 49.2% to 47.4% this... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] it is so good to be with everyone this evening in this hall and everyone at home this is going to be a great week and i want to kick us off by celebrating our incredible president joe biden who will be speaking later tonight joe thank you for your historic leadership for your lifetime of service... Read more