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Category: Comedy

सिलो प्ले बटन खोल के देखता हूं बाबा मुझे इस बोतल से बाहर निकालो मुझे इसम घट नहीं मैं तेरी बली देख के शक्तिशाली बनूंगा छोटे लगता है मुझे भी इसमें जाना पड़ेगा अरे मैं कहां पर आ गया मेरा भाई कहां पर होगा वो रहा जादुई पेड़ बाबा क्यों कैद कर रखा है मेरे भाई को भैया मुझे निकालो इस बोतल से मेरा दम घट रहा है लाइक शेयर और Read more

Category: News & Politics

Let's break down who's winning in the polls nationally and in every battleground state it's been a weird week because the expectation was the dnc would happen and harris's lead would get extended but at the end of the week donald trump got endorsed by rfk jr who dropped out of the race so people expected... Read more

Category: News & Politics

For donald trump he is going to win utah wyoming idaho montana north and south dakota all of nebraska except for the second district kansas oklahoma missouri arkansas louisiana mississippi alabama tennessee kentucky west virginia south carolina indiana alaska iowa ohio texas and florida this may come... Read more

Category: News & Politics

We are the underdog in this race and we have some hard work then ahead of us i call a comrade kamla because she's radical left she's a radical left marxist and that's what she is and she'll destroy our country 63 days here we go now both candidates from over the weekend want to show you a few things... Read more

Category: Comedy

Hi i'm sam tucker from playstation and today we're so excited to show you the all new playstation 5 pro for only $700 as you can see the pro stands for price but what are you getting for that extra doge or more to the point what aren't you getting well for one you will not be getting a disc drive you... Read more

Category: Entertainment

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Category: Entertainment

This is our blackout stream you're going to be hearing uh prince edit in the background um cuz we have a nice video that will be premiering on youtube probably within some hours now and then later on we have a blackout stream i mean not a we're having a blackout stream right now i mean a podcast for... Read more

Category: Comedy

Lived in new york and i remember that they stopped do you remember this they stopped all flights in boston and new york they stopped all rides to the airport uh in private cars you could only take a taxi yeah because what better way of stemming the flow of muslims than only allowing taxis to drive to... Read more

Category: Comedy

How much is this pack of stickers oh hello let me check never forget right what oh it is 911 you're right i guess i forgot what the dude hey pck this jerk off buying stickers forgot it was 911 who forgot it was 911 uh i think i'm just going to go i don't think so trader pick here is going to make your... Read more

Category: Comedy

[applause] we are now just 53 days away from the election and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions on the republican side donald trump has been flying around the country with far-right internet troll laura lumer a 911 conspiracy theorist who trump brought to a 911... Read more

Category: Comedy

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating dogs and cats and hamsters i saw it on tv they took my dog cooked it barbecue i saw it they ate lassie rentin tin they've eaten benji they've eaten... Read more

Category: Music

In springfield they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live there they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats they're eating the pets of the people that live [music] there people of springfield please don't eat my cats why would you do that eat... Read more

Category: Comedy

Bring in 20,000 haitians basically at that point what would be close to 30% of the population of the city you're going to get haiti yes the left says that's a good thing i say america the united states is better than haiti what say you i think it's as simple as that speaking of outcomes this next one... Read more

Category: Entertainment

They're in the park grabbing up ducks by their neck and cutting their head off and walking off with them are running into trash cans they're running into buildings they're running into they flipping cars in the middle of the street and i don't know how like this is a dude that is against haans so i... Read more

Category: Comedy

I'm actually haitian and i came here to call all of you out stop spreading these vicious rumors about white people no i'm kidding i'm not haitian but i'm not too far off so i'm actually dominican because of the number of t fs here i'm assuming there's a lot of high school dropouts here so i'm going... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

So you've publicly said that you don't have any direct connection to nothing i know nothing about it and they know that too democrats know that and i purposely haven't read it because i want to say to you i don't i have no idea what it's all about it's easier than saying i read it and you know all of... Read more

Category: Entertainment

My name's zoe i don't care what's yours my name is al allison right alison what's your last [music] name burgas that's nice to meet you alison burgers you know oh allison could you could you please take your hands off my breast was a press i thought you were a [music] boy baby be my one running to you... Read more

Category: Comedy

Bro this election getting crazy man you see when kla was like you got something to say say it to my face and then trump was like someone told him uh you have a problem sir you're not going against old joe biden now you're going against a beautiful woman and he was like i look better than kamla bro this... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Thank you, everybody. come on now. please have a seat. thanks, everybody. have a seat. you're very kind. thank you, chicago. welcome, in here, out there, all around chicagoland. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we are live after the epic night four of the democratic... Read more

Category: Comedy

On the democratic side kamla harris is basking in the endorsement of taylor swift who posted her support to her 283 million instagram followers this week which i'm sure the conservatives are taking it well i'm allowed to criticize taylor swift and i don't give a sh who gets upset this is disgusting... Read more