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Category: Comedy

Joe biden was at an event honoring the first responders on september 11th and several people at the event were wearing trump shirts he approached a man wearing a trump hat and the two of them kind of hit it off presidential hat presidential seal on it you're ar gra oh sure i'll h you remember your name... Read more

Category: Comedy

Joe biden not only didn't throw anybody out a window he approached a man wearing a trump hat and the two of them kind of hit it offial hat residential sale on it you an autograph it oh sure i'll autog huh you remember your name i don't remember my name i'm slow old you're an old part yeah i know man... Read more

Category: Education

[music] [applause] good morning sas i'm bob the builder and today is friday september the 13th happy friday the 13th and i'm also bob the builder this is snn [music] let's start off today's show by going to miss dickerson and sas asl signers with this week's message about the serenity [music] space... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Since the rich are deferring on all these assets and they've hired tax lawyers to make sure that it stays complicated and they're less likely to get audited yeah who is paying tax regular wage earners i mean everybody pays tax if they've got income and the wealthy people are paying tax too but if you... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

We handed them over a country where the economy and where the stock market was higher than it was before the pandemic came in nobody's ever seen anything like it we made ventilators for the entire world we got gowns we got masks we did things that nobody thought possible and people give me credit for... Read more

Category: Comedy

I'm sure not all conservatives are as mad as megan kelly in fact some of them went to great lengths to reassure themselves that taylor swift's opinions just don't matter we admire taylor swift's music but i don't think most americans whether they like her music or fans of hers or not are going to be... Read more

Category: Comedy

In springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there what the just happened eating dogs springfield the immigrants are eating people's dogs you were saying abc news did reach out to the city manager... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Okay so who will you be voting for in 2024 darl do i have to say his name i don't want to but more than likely it's going to be trump yeah unbelievable unbelievable who are you going to be voting for biden and then victor i'm with her oh biden okay trump trump biden biden trump okay we're an even split... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Without the idea of an explicit expression of things that are polarized you can't necessarily as clearly decide what it is you prefer by contrast so all these things are coming out in the wash as you say to make themselves more apparent more clear so that it's easier to discern what is and isn't you... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Jon stewart reacts to trump saying Read more

Category: Comedy

Economy do you believe americans are better off than they were four years ago imagine and have actually a plan to build what i call an opportunity economy my plan is to give a $50,000 tax deduction to startup small businesses i intend on extending a tax cut for those families of $6,000 holy we're one... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] [music] [music] [applause] [applause] welcome to lanterns live it's ralph and today i will be discussing all of the rumors all of the people who have passed on being hal jordan everything surrounding the casting for hbo max's lantern series and to join me again once again is vor vor welcome... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[applause] any moments any moments in the convention that really resonated with you well john i have to say the moment that resonated with me the most was tim wall's speech about small town america that family down the road they may not think like you do they may not pray like you do they may not love... Read more

Category: Comedy

This man who constantly professes to be your champion who says they're going to have to go through him to get to you will always when the boat is going down be the first into the lifeboats because in that moment he will always say the same thing i didn't know anything about it i was just told to show... Read more

Category: Education

He thanks for making it to veterans infot tap i am glad you made it john stewart you are a patriot sir thank you for your continued hard work pressing the united states government to do the right thing i really appreciate it we all appreciate it whether it's uh military or first responders uh you have... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Saw it yesterday on abc which they said oh the crowd was so big and i've spoken to the biggest crowds nobody spoken to crowds bigger than me okay okay that's one of those mom and popop issues for the single issue crowd siiz voter uh so look at john stewart the contrast between his sharp wit and trump's... Read more

Category: Sports

How well does john stewart know these nicks players versus politicians are you ready i'm going try first one chris copeland oh that's a nick that's a nick c is a nick baby second one gregory meeks gregory meeks politician gregory meeks is a politician you tell me what state oh jesus georgia no new york... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] [music] the black lantern ring a very powerful conduit for black energy this ring is capable of wielding black energy outside of the emotional electromagnetic spectrum like its counterparts the green lantern rings it is capable of energy constructs those would be made out of black energy in... Read more

Category: News & Politics

They're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there she's a marxist everybody knows she's a marxist her father's a marxist professor in economics and he taught her well but when you look at what she's done to our... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

You showed up for a speech you tweeted join me on january 6 it will be wild one thing will always be true and it is the quality of the former president i respect the least whenever he is cornered and forced to face even the smallest of consequences for his own mendacity and scheming he reverts to the... Read more