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Category: Comedy

Die heutige folge wird dir auf den magen schlagen zu krücken für den rücken raten und zwar weil wir den vogel echt abgeschossen haben ich bin ver bunk und hier ist most ridiculous [musik] [musik] wir beginnen diese folge mit unserem sound des [musik] tages ja es ist der knall der akt des aufpralls oder... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Come here you drooled on me hang on medical emergency oh okay i gotta go nicole kidman tried to blink and tore her forehead open again out of my way i am a doctor i'm a doctor out of my way all right [ __ ] off thank you this has been fun i have to set the record straight so uh for the record i do have... Read more

Category: Comedy

Now remember you don't respond to anything that the sales guy says you just let my stare do the talk oh mr bingham we spoke on the phone i'm so glad to see you took advantage of our special offer what offer it's nothing since he brought another couple mr bingham's weekend is completely free what oh... Read more

Category: Comedy

Oh wow this is such a nice place yeah i i wish they didn't allow kids i me that line at the water slide was crazy long you know what i just realized this is our first couple's vacation since we got engaged oh yeah you're right it's going to be so great oh god drinking beers with jeff hitting the pool... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

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Category: Entertainment

Hello everybody and wow don't i have a special video for you that's right in this video i will be going through five tv networks tv channels those channels are cartoon network boomerang discovery family comedy central and game show network so i'll be going through those channel schedules because i have... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Pues bueno vamos a platicar la historia de este niño que fue bautizado con el nombre de josé sánchez del río papás católicos de toda la vida casa frente a la iglesia que era la iglesia lo tenía todo en sus manos y él se enamoró vú a saber por qué de la iglesia católica y a partir de ahí nace la historia... Read more

Category: Comedy

अगर तुम मुझसे प्यार नहीं करते हो तो साफसाफ बोल दो साफ साफ बा कुछ समझ ना पाए Read more

Category: Entertainment

Double b thees two picks left on underdog he's going to get in the endzone no doubt about that my man william answer the phone coach billy b damn how's qb1 looking looking more like qb3 bryson again coach my ps need some help higher or lower higher that was easy still got it higher or lower you make... Read more

Category: Entertainment

As wet as you can well just say it'll be good man desperate times call for desperate housewives measures i said measures from now on the only black male i want anything to do with is you that was incredibly inappropriate i know but i had thought of it and i was so proud i just had to say it out loud... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Some people theorize that these beings are almost were biological meat machine meaning they're they're almost like a drone was this particular being all organic no this this being was i would term it as android it was part uh synthetic material part machine uh and and homogenized into a a a droid so... Read more

Category: Comedy

Welcome to the daily show! my name is jon stewart. the second presidential debate has just wrapped up. we are live. well, technically, technically, i guess this is the second presidential debate. the first presidential debate of this match up. i can't wait to see who the winner will take on next i think.... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Hello welcome to the daily show my name is john s the second presidential debate has just wrapped up we are live well technically uh technically i guess this is the second presidential debate the first presidential debate of this matchup i can't wait to see who the winner will take on next i think we're... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

[music] this technology is way beyond our understanding but i know dead when i see it in my experience with advanced alien tech when it looks dead it may just need a recharge okay it does not run on willpower Read more

Category: News & Politics

If you're a fan of late night comedy get ready to laugh out loud at the latest reactions to the harris trump debate spoiler alert it's hilarious john stewart steven colber and jimmy fallon went all in on their live shows after the debate stewart couldn't stop praising harris saying she crushed that... Read more

Category: Travel & Events

But one thing will always be true and it is the quality of the former president i respect the least whenever he is cornered and forced to face even the smallest of consequences for his own mendacity and scheming he reverts to the greatest refuge of scoundrels as shaggy would say it wasn't me i did nothing... Read more

Category: News & Politics

You spent two months riling up your base that our country had literally been stolen from them through fraudulent means that you could never even get a whiff of in a court of law and let and let yourself just abuse them you you pressed on you abused their trust you showed up for a speech you tweeted... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

The liveaction green lantern show is on its way with a great lineup of choices the eight episode series will feature an older how jordan guiding a younger john stewart in a detective style story for how jordan we got actors like josh brolin ean mcgregor matthew mccon timothy olan and chris pine as potential... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Bueno como ya sabrán o si no saben les mencionamos se viene una serie de hbo de linterna verde por cierto estoy bastante entusiasmado para este futuro de dc pero bueno vamos a platicar un poquito ya más adelante al respecto ajá se viene una serie de linterna verde dirigida por el director de la última... Read more

Category: Film & Animation

Tres cosas que no sabías de jon stuart todos creen que stuart es el segundo terrícola en portar el anillo de poder pero la verdad es que john es el tercer terrícola en portar el anillo en reemplazo de guy gardner el cual se encontraba herido después de ser atropellado por un auto la primera misión de... Read more