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Category: Sports

La colombie a battu l'argentine 2 à 1 lors des éliminatoires de la coupe du monde 2026 la colombie s'est imposée face au champion du monde en mettant fin à une série de victoires l'absence de lionel messi s'est fait ressentir l'argentine n'avait pas perdu depuis 10 mois environ Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Amor es lo que él te brinda solo quiere solo quiere que lo adores no te aflijas cuando estés en un problema clama él que él seguro te responde amor es lo que él te brinda y el camino camina vida eterna y créeme tú andas siempre acompañado con su espíritu espíritu santo oh dios perdona todos mis pecados... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Ay que sí que era en la copa américa sí que el partido más importante lo ganaste argentino que sí el partido que literalmente definía la historia de colombia en copas américas lo ganaste tú sí ya sabemos ya sabemos por favor ya no tienes que empezar a llorar porque hay que llamar a la policía para que... Read more

Category: Comedy

Breaking news uh so we talked a little bit earlier about you know these debates do they even mean anything do they even do anything uh apparently uh they did move the needle enough for one undecided voter a miss taylor swift has endorsed kamla harris after that's what happened um so uh you know what... Read more

Category: Comedy

And now that we're returning to the cliches the standards of american political theater i think it's only fair if someone would do the honors of the first baseless ad hominum she's a marxist everybody knows she's a marxist her father's a marxist professor in economics and he taught her well but when... Read more

Category: News & Politics

So obviously the debate last night was the most biased and corrupt debate that we've seen in the history of the debate that didn't stop trump from getting maybe the best zinger of the night mr vice president i'm speaking i'm speaking be important if you said the truth she was big on defund the police... Read more

Category: Sports

If you don't like politics but still crave drama then buckle up for this meltdown of epic proportions so the first presidential debate between trump and biden happened and let's just say it was a spectacle trump fresh off what many called a disastrous performance couldn't handle the heat instead of... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Well the debate was last night i thought it was entertaining and uh trump got in a bunch of great zingers but the political analysts started hooting and banging their heads on the table screaming kamla harris won they all high-fived each other they formed a circle of jerks and petted each other on the... Read more

Category: Comedy

Last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing the 2020 election and the day fox news started... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

I just want to say after surviving the ptsd of the last presidential debate how unbelievably refreshing it is to go back to the same old nobody's going to answer any [music] questions i actually think she's not going to be able to needle them and what you will also notice is that people start leaving... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Donald trump has announced that he will not participate in a third debate with camala harris now we already know right that the left is going to come out go oh my god he's scared he lost the last one so badly that he has to hide in the basement like joe biden in 2020 he can't face the great and powerful... Read more

Category: News & Politics

Introduction opening hook describe the electrifying atmosphere of the debate and the high stakes for both candidates thesis statement explore how john stewart precisely identified the pivotal moment in the debate when camala harris effectively challenged donald trump marking a turning point in the discussion... Read more

Category: Comedy

Obviously each candidate was going to have their goals and strategies for kla harris it was going to be quite a needle to thread she really wants to make sure that americans know her backstory walk away understanding her policy stances make sure she needles donald trump gets him to lash out expose the... Read more

Category: Comedy

Jordan klepper recaps the presidential debate last night kamla harris and donald trump took to the debate stage to make their cases to tailor allison swift and whoever else happened to be watching it was not a good night for trump in terms of personal tragedies for him i'd put it somewhere between losing... Read more

Category: News & Politics

[music] the much anticipated debate between former president donald trump and vice president kamla harris took place on september 10th 2024 and it lived up to the hype with election day fast approaching both candidates were eager to make their case to the american public held at the national constitution... Read more

Category: Comedy

City parking it's a hell for those who choose to live in urban areas but in philadelphia the eating in public capital of america if you're not keeping up with parking rules they'll move your car for you isn't that great it's called courtesy towing and philadelphians love it my car was moved from a legal... Read more

Category: Comedy

Trump commemorated 9/11 with a 9/11 conspiracy theorist we are now just 53 days away from the election, and the candidates are pulling out all the stops to build out their coalitions. on the republican side, donald trump has been flying around the country with far right internet troll, laura loomer,... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

भाई तो जान की तेरा ड़ [संगीत] ुस सस में अनी छोरी पनी आना छोरी उ को बा के प्रॉब्लम ना को प्रॉब्लम केरे केरे केरे केरे तो सॉरी प्रभु [संगीत] भता शिवाजी मु मंदिर में सामान ड़ तो प [संगीत] Read more

Category: Comedy

I know it's none of my business but oh never mind no no go ahead perhaps you've been feeling restless lately because of a lack of you know female companionship so i thought oh dear just listen i'm meeting my friend cla for drinks tonight and she's complained of feeling restless just stop right there... Read more

Category: Comedy

Got the got the spray on tan the the waxed eyebrows the the pec implants hallogen teeth the bleached anus the scrotal tuck nipple enlargement taint augmentation but i got to admit i envy you you've got boatloads of money three tv shows and still even with all the work you've had done you can walk down... Read more