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Category: Comedy

Doing crazy fit in the news brought to you by ghost energy the bm are on right now on right now we missed them okay so addison ray addison ray's outfit i think here's what i have to say i think in a year this would be considered iconic okay okay hear me out she looks like she's getting a mamogram oh... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hi how's everybody doing tonight uh it's about 11:00 p.m. west coast time on saturday what a week i mean we've gone from kamla harris just absolutely destroying donald trump in tuesday night's presidential debate donald trump completely self- emulating and collapsing during tuesday night's presidential... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

Hi how's everybody doing tonight uh it's about 11:00 p.m. west coast time on saturday what a week i mean we've gone from kamla harris just absolutely destroying donald trump in tuesday night's presidential debate donald trump completely self- emulating and collapsing during tuesday night's presidential... Read more

Category: Music

[ __ ] hello hello everybody doing a video today as important news came up in the community of alternativ um those of you who remember warp tour sadly you know disbanded not so many years ago but uh long enough it seems like it's been forever well we had some news today and i had a double take to make... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Youtube as yall can see man it's your boy ben and we back with another video uh so yeah man nfl highlights uh i normally do not watch nfl games i normally do not watch games unless uh i'm interacting with one of the group chats i'm in on snapchat or it's like a super bowl or it's like a playoff game... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Springfield a lot of towns don't want to talk about it because they're so embarrassed by it in springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came inating cats they're eating the people no no no no please anybody watching this video do not eat your pets do not eat your cats do not eat your dogs... Read more

Category: Entertainment

[music] so there is no doubt that the momentum is on kla harris's side right now but i've been talking to a lot of pollsters and i just i and i know how we feel about the polls they say this we live in such an era of polarization that she's running a flawless campaign she could ride out a pegasus with... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] [music] so there is no doubt that the momentum is on kla harris's side right now but i've been talking to a lot of pollsters and i just i and i know how we feel about the polls i don't know they say this we live in such an era of polarization that she's running a flawless campaign she could... Read more

Category: Entertainment

welcome. welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world. to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. make no mistake. we are live right now! coming to you from the ed sullivan theater after the first presidential debate. harris v. trump. kamala versus the trauma-la. donald versus... Read more

Category: Sports

Oh super hard uh the legs were t also from all the week i tried the break but also in the p they push and yeah was not too much not so big that yeah they come they catch us in the bot of the clim and then i my own face i was i was happy with the performance also i enjoy the day in the break so i think... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Hello i'm benito mussolini and i endorse kamala harris as president of the united states of america kamala harris is a great woman she's been the vice president for many years as a matter of fact we could say that she's been more of a president than a vice president whenever joe biden was sleeping... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

(audience applauding) (upbeat music) - i should be like that, this is amazing! - i know- - the last time i saw you, it was like a tiny studio- - in la, it was tinier. yes, and we have like, i don't... i think it's twice the size of the audience or three times, i don't know, it's a huge audience. - [henry]... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

- all right, everybody, not only is our first guest a very talented actor who you've seen in movies like "crazy rich asians" and "last christmas", he's also the first ever kelly clarkson show eggnog pong world champion. (audience laughing) - you spoke too soon. (bell dinging) - you're kind of kicking... Read more

Category: People & Blogs

[music] they tax us we tax them reciprocal trade i think we should have a reciprocal trade act if china's going to charge just a $100 tariff or 100% tariff on a car then we should say you got to pay 100% to us you know i put on a large tariff on china cars coming in and it had a huge impact a huge positive... Read more

Category: Comedy

[music] schools on the march can you imagine you're a parent and your son leaves the house and you say jimmy i love you so much go have a good day in school and your son comes back with a brutal operation can you imagine your child goes to school and they don't even call you and they change the sex... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Recently fans experienced a surprising revelation  when they discovered that actor brad pit is   actually older than tim walls a prominent vice  presidential candidate the unexpected comparison   gained traction after a meme account on instagram  shared a humorous post featuring side-by-side   images... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Welcome in here out there all around the world all of our viewers at sea welcome to the late show i'm your host stephen colbert the the big story tonight tweet unbeknownst to almost everyone in the major taliban leaders and separately the president of afghanistan we're going to secretly meet with me... Read more

Category: Comedy

Hello hello bill this is the president president joe biden yeah what are you calling me for we haven't talked in ages not since that time in the bathroom yeah well h how you been not great bill people pushing joe bidon around joe bidon doesn't like to be pushed around but you should know about getting... Read more

Category: Comedy

-welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, everybody. thank you for watching. thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] you guys, everyone is getting excited for the super bowl, and i actually saw that people are actually betting on how many times the cameras will show taylor... Read more

Category: Entertainment

Travis sks to make major election announcement very soon will he follow in taylor swift footsteps by endorsing kamala harris hello everyone and welcome to this short but to the point aud podcast kel is proud of swift decision travis kel is reportedly preparing to endorse kamala harris for the upcoming... Read more